Dr Gloom 21924 Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 cabaye would waltz into our current side. though, demba ba and cisse probably would do. fuck it, shall we call in the favours with the entire class of 2011 - what's ben arfa up to these days? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 7295 Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 4 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: cabaye would waltz into our current side. though, demba ba and cisse probably would do. fuck it, shall we call in the favours with the entire class of 2011 - what's ben arfa up to these days? 14 stone. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 still got to be better than perez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaser 1207 Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 I think we should give Clark a run up front. 2nd top scorer now, got to be better than The Jos and Perez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13869 Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 Cabaye is completely finished. I’m not sure he actually would walk into our team with Shelvey, Ki and Diame around Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 1 minute ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: Cabaye is completely finished. I’m not sure he actually would walk into our team with Shelvey, Ki and Diame around that's the point though, none of them are around Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 Two of them aren't around though! All 3 carrying injuries to some extent too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13869 Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 Diame will be back next week, Shelvey is back from Spain and Ki is due back in a couple of weeks. I know you lot like a panic but there’s more alarming areas than central midfield Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 Is he not better than all 3 of them? Hard to believe he's finished at 32. It's not like he ever had any pace to lose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 Ashley won't pay the wages of anyone half decent. Cabaye will be on twice what Ashley is prepared to pay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13869 Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 54 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said: Is he not better than all 3 of them? Hard to believe he's finished at 32. It's not like he ever had any pace to lose He was absolutely dog shit against us last year. Totally anonymous, couldn’t get a grip on the game at all and was resorting to fouls after about 25 minutes. Not to mention blowing out of his arse after 70 minutes. You’ve just got to look at how little he contributed compared to the season prior to see that he’s on a clear downward slope. If he was anywhere near the player he was, Palace would have kept him around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15531 Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said: what's ben arfa up to these days? The usual - steak bakes and sexy assists. (With apologies for it being BT Sport.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20151 Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 We just need to teach Jos to go down as easy as Salah and we would fly up the league. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 1 hour ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: Diame will be back next week, Shelvey is back from Spain and Ki is due back in a couple of weeks. I know you lot like a panic but there’s more alarming areas than central midfield In Longstaff we trust Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 2 hours ago, wykikitoon said: We just need to teach Jos to go down as easy as Salah and we would fly up the league. They’d probably book him for diving. One rule for Liverpool another for us. What bothers me more about the Salah thing is the pundits scrambling to prove contact and why he would fall over, it’s pathetic he’s simply cheating same as they brand unfashionable players as divers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 (edited) Shelvey & Diame are both out for the Blackburn game & are looking doubtful for Cardiff Edited January 14, 2019 by trooper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11281 Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 13 hours ago, Chaser said: I think we should give Clark a run up front. 2nd top scorer now, got to be better than The Jos and Perez. Good point. I was wondering whether we could do a NFL specialist team thing for when we have a corner, bring him on to score and then take him off when it comes to defending, but your option isn't a bad one (well of course it is, but in the current circumstances ...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11281 Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 9 hours ago, Howay said: They’d probably book him for diving. One rule for Liverpool another for us. What bothers me more about the Salah thing is the pundits scrambling to prove contact and why he would fall over, it’s pathetic he’s simply cheating same as they brand unfashionable players as divers. Indeed. If it is one of THOSE clubs, it is the professional thing to do - feel the contact and go to ground. If it is us - he should have been stronger and went to ground too easily. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 11 hours ago, RobinRobin said: Indeed. If it is one of THOSE clubs, it is the professional thing to do - feel the contact and go to ground. If it is us - he should have been stronger and went to ground too easily. If every opposition player went down after contact, our defenders would concede a penalty everytime the opposition had a corner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 21 hours ago, trooper said: Shelvey & Diame are both out for the Blackburn game & are looking doubtful for Cardiff Both 'injured' are they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 On 14/01/2019 at 14:18, wykikitoon said: We just need to teach Jos to go down as easy as Salah and we would fly up the league. Nah, he'd miss the pens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15531 Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 4 minutes ago, essembeeofsunderland said: If every opposition player went down after contact, our defenders would concede a penalty everytime the opposition had a corner. Yeah, the cowards. 3 minutes ago, essembeeofsunderland said: Both 'injured' are they? Yeah, the cowards. 2 minutes ago, essembeeofsunderland said: Nah, he'd miss the pens. Yeah, the coward. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20151 Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 13 minutes ago, essembeeofsunderland said: If every opposition player went down after contact, our defenders would concede a penalty everytime the opposition had a corner. Its a contact sport. Not every contact is a penalty unless you're Salah. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zerosum 234 Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 Exactly 2 weeks until window shuts. You'd think there would be some urgency due to injuries and situation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 haven't you learned by now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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