Dr Gloom 21915 Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 also being linked with wilshere and perez, both of which would be canny. not sure about this joselu kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 Just now, Dr Gloom said: also being linked with wilshere and perez, both of which would be canny. not sure about this joselu kid. Wilshere has been nixed by Caulkin this morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1245 Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 And Perez is apparently too expensive which is worrying considering they're not supposed to be that much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1245 Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 Joselu supposedly up here for a medical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted August 14, 2017 Author Share Posted August 14, 2017 £5 million for Joselu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21915 Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 2008–2009 Celta B 21 (3) 2009 Celta 2 (0) 2009–2012 Real Madrid B 72 (40) 2009–2010→ Celta (loan) 24 (4) 2011 Real Madrid 1 (1) 2012–20141899 Hoffenheim 25 (5) 2013–2014→ Eintracht Frankfurt (loan) 24 (9) 2014–2015 Hannover 96 30 (8) 2015– Stoke City 22 (4) 2016–2017→ Deportivo La Coruña (loan) 20 (5) looks like he had decent spells at real madrid's b team and on loan frankfurt. other than that, his career stats are fairly underwhelming. glad to see us getting more bodies in, but this doesn't exactly feel like rafa's first, or even second or third choice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 £5m on a striker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 Less than we're getting for that left back from the kids that's gone to Everton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13863 Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 Stoke fans reckon that he just hasn't been given a fair shake but has looked decent when he's actually played Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 4156 Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 Meanwhile Stoke being strongly linked with Jese. They're upgrading and we're picking up the crumbs left by Stoke City Stoke City! Its all because of the silly expectations us fans have of course. Nothing else wrong with the club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted August 14, 2017 Author Share Posted August 14, 2017 Scored a pearler in pre-season, other than that I haven't seen anything from him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 37 minutes ago, Ant said: Joselu is useless like why the fuck are we bothering, it's just pissing £5m away on someone who shouldn't make the bench he's taken 6 fcking years to score something like 30 goals He's tall that's it that's his only redeeming quality, he's not even strong to go along with it, why are we bringing him for £5m in when we have mitro being benched it's fucking stupid Sounds terrible. Better than Mitro tho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35077 Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 47 minutes ago, Ant said: Joselu is useless like why the fuck are we bothering, it's just pissing £5m away on someone who shouldn't make the bench he's taken 6 fcking years to score something like 30 goals He's tall that's it that's his only redeeming quality, he's not even strong to go along with it, why are we bringing him for £5m in when we have mitro being benched it's fucking stupid It's like the owner learns from his mistakes, only he learns the wrong things. Has he not realised that only one of the words in the phrase 'bargain bin' are factually accurate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7025 Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 Last month Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3892 Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 I blame Mike Ashley's parents for not buying him a proper yoyo as a child. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21915 Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 canny depressing that the best we can muster is a stoke reject like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21915 Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 but i remember thinking the same when we signed bellamy and he turned out to be class, so who knows? perhaps this kid will have us all eating our words and hailing big mike as s football genius? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30598 Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 Bellamy cost more than this kid did 15 years ago. I guess our sights need to be sufficiently lowered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted August 14, 2017 Author Share Posted August 14, 2017 His previous record means fuck all if he starts scoring for us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21915 Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 15 minutes ago, ewerk said: Bellamy cost more than this kid did 15 years ago. I guess our sights need to be sufficiently lowered. rafa must be scratching his head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30598 Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 16 minutes ago, Anorthernsoul said: His previous record means fuck all if he starts scoring for us. You could say that about any piece of shit striker. His past record indicates that he won't score for us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35077 Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 40 minutes ago, Ant said: whoopdi do... a 27year old striker with a poor record and even poorer youtube highlight collection Yep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35077 Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 23 minutes ago, Anorthernsoul said: His previous record means fuck all if he starts scoring for us. It makes it significantly less likely to happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21915 Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 i don't mind this lad coming in to make up the numbers, i presume he's better than murphy, but surely we need another option with a bit more pedigree? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooneyToony 41 Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 We're having enough trouble unloading contracts as it is, now add Joselu's contract on that list when we're looking for a striker next year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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