David Kelly 1245 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 They had Jew lawyers though. Ashley will employ a no win no fee ambulance chaser to defend us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 Aye I know fully why they would do it but honestly would they not get a better response if they did a proper job and tried to get a sense for the nature of the charges, really looked into the rules to see if there was anything, and to get an idea of what the actual punishment might be? Instead they put up 3 paragraphs about insolvency charges ffs, they may as well discuss the bans teams get in cases of match fixing as it's equally as irrelevant. To be fair, their editor will be demanding they get something out. Their boss will be of the opinion that 1,000s of clicks every hour or so, for an enticingly headlined piece is better than waiting hours to get a proper article researched and reported while your competitors are pumping out fresh urls which are generating unique hits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 (edited) To be fair, their editor will be demanding they get something out. Their boss will be of the opinion that 1,000s of clicks every hour or so, for an enticingly headlined piece is better than waiting hours to get a proper article researched and reported while your competitors are pumping out fresh urls which are generating unique hits. They only get that volume of clicks then it's a video by Lee. Get a video of him up looking suitably disheveled from his session at the pub talking about things that he has absolutely no idea about with Chris WAAAAAAAAAUGH, guaranteed hit tbh. "well Chris it's hard to say like.... Could be ye knaa a relegation to the conference, or lower, or something, weyy you nevvor kna kid... be mint back stomping on heeds when we're away to Whitley Bay... me element that". He does seem to make himself scarce whenever there's a story about finances, or owt that isn't just "Rafa's going to get a big spend". Edited April 26, 2017 by Howay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13863 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 I'm picturing our lawyer and I'm just seeing Lionel Hutz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30602 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 I can see it now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21917 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 (edited) I can see it now. That's playing out now between Charnley and the club "lawyer". Edited April 26, 2017 by Howay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20131 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 Tell you what lads, if ever you get in a pinch with the old HMRC, just head over to RTG, there's a fuck ton of experts over there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42428 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 That's how Penfold got in this mess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 Tell you what lads, if ever you get in a pinch with the old HMRC, just head over to RTG, there's a fuck ton of experts over there. Funny how interested they are isn't it? Bunch of idiots, it'll be a big conspiracy if we just get fined. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haydnator 45 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 Ashley's NUFC, eh? Fuck me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizza 105 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 Charnley released. By the Police, not the club unfortunately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42428 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 Ashley's NUFC, eh? Fuck me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4748 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 https://twitter.com/rcfoster/status/857219345877020672 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graing 15 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 https://twitter.com/rcfoster/status/857219345877020672 Imagine the fury across the way if, not only are there no football penalties, but it helps us out by ending the Charnley era. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30602 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 https://www.nufc.co.uk/news/latest-news/club-statement Charnley has been 'assisting' the police with their enquiries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42428 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 " You're allowed one phone call, Mr. Charnley" * ring ring, ring ring..... " Maaaaaam!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haydnator 45 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 Think you need to check the age of consent like he did, not that I'd accede. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizza 105 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 " You're allowed one phone call, Mr. Charnley" * ring ring, ring ring..... " Maaaaaam!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 I think there's still a possibility most of the wrongdoing was on the side of Marseilles, while I've no doubt our bunch have probably done something off they (and West Ham) may have just assisted in it and went along with it rather than engineering whatever it is. It's a good thing the mackems didn't rev themselves into an absolute tizzy over this and start throwing round made up bollocks as if it was absolute fact despite no one having any idea what any of this is about... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4249 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 The tards on Twitter moaning about the statement man. Did they expect a full in depth breakdown of the investigation and outcomes after a couple hours questioning? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 The tards on Twitter moaning about the statement man. Did they expect a full in depth breakdown of the investigation and outcomes after a couple hours questioning? Aye, honestly I don't expect to really hear what this was all about for a few month. The club especially shouldn't be saying owt at all, it does them fuck all good to come out with any sort of statement tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haydnator 45 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 So basically, what the French side are saying is that we have been giving players/agents bungs as unofficial signing on fees so that those fees aren't taxed? Or the people in France are orchestrating it but we've stupidly agreed to do it along with West Ham United?Either way, it says a lot about how shite we've been. Cheat the system, bung players and still get relegated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17256 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 It all looks a bit "Al Capone" to me....are HMRC trying to stamp out illegal payments made during transfer deals by demanding tax and NI are paid on them?.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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