Minor annoyances

[Gemmill 44894]

The Jews.

[The Fish 10857]

The Jews.

Parky hacked your account?

[wykikitoon 20151]

• People who appear shocked when they have to pay at the end of 'buying' something and then spend 5 minutes looking for their purse / wallet and then the correct card. 
• Middle lane drivers
• People who park on the pavement like no other fucker needs to use the pavement
• littering
• e-cig & vapez shops
• dick heads who walk into a shop and then stop and ponder where to go like they are the only ones entering the shop.
• Blokes who wear flip flops when its below 14 degrees
• People who sit in coffee shops on laptops with a coffee that was clearly finished ages ago

That will do for now

[Dr Gloom 21924]

The Jews.

 

gingers 

[wykikitoon 20151]

gingers 

[The Fish 10857]

 

• People who appear shocked when they have to pay at the end of 'buying' something and then spend 5 minutes looking for their purse / wallet and then the correct card. 
• Middle lane drivers
• People who park on the pavement like no other fucker needs to use the pavement
• littering
• e-cig & vapez shops
• dick heads who walk into a shop and then stop and ponder where to go like they are the only ones entering the shop.
• Blokes who wear flip flops when its below 14 degrees
• People who sit in coffee shops on laptops with a coffee that was clearly finished ages ago

That will do for now

 

 

Related to that, anyone who stops at the bottom/top of an escalator. 

 

People who hold the door open for you when you're just a little bit too far away. Means you've either got to do that shitty half-run/jog, or they've got to wait longer than they probably wanted. 

People who put their trolley across the aisle in a supermarket, then give you the stink eye when you move it out the way. 

[Dr Gloom 21924]

The holding the door open thing - has there ever been a more British form of passive aggression disguised as politeness? 

Looks back, shit there's someone there. Even though I need to keep moving decorum dictates I wait and hold the door ajar for the next person, as if they're incapable of opening a door themselves.

Shit, someone is holding the door ajar. That means I have to jog to get there in order to thank the person for inconveniencing me.

Back to commuting, people who stand in front of the ticket barriers rummaging around for their ticket or credit card, causing impatient commuters to tut loudly as a queue grows behind. Get your ticket ready before you get to the barriers you tit!

Edited April 24, 2017 by Dr Gloom

[ewerk 30616]

On a related note. When you hold the door open for someone and it isn't even recognised. Those people deserve to be stabbed in the face.

 

Also, being served in a shop and the twat on the counter not even acknowledging your existence with a hello, please or thank you.

[The Fish 10857]

On a related note. When you hold the door open for someone and it isn't even recognised. Those people deserve to be stabbed in the face.

 

Also, being served in a shop and the twat on the counter not even acknowledging your existence with a hello, please or thank you.

 

I've stopped biting my tongue, offering a hearty "You're welcome!" as they pass.

[Dr Gloom 21924]

spitting. 

 

unless you're playing football, this is not acceptable. hocking a massive greenie on the streets ffs. 

[adios 717]

 

People

 

 Nailed it.

[The Fish 10857]

spitting. 

 

unless you're playing football, this is not acceptable. hocking a massive greenie on the streets ffs. 

Not to get all racialist, but every china town is fucking terrible for that.

[adios 717]

• People who appear shocked when they have to pay at the end of 'buying' something and then spend 5 minutes looking for their purse / wallet and then the correct card. Good one

• e-cig & vapez shops

[Andrew 4757]

Far far too many to list, I spend most of my days in a state of barely contained apoplexy. 

[NJS 4386]

The holding the door open thing - has there ever been a more British form of passive aggression disguised as politeness? [emoji38]

 

Looks back, shit there's someone there. Even though I need to keep moving decorum dictates I wait and hold the door ajar for the next person, as if they're incapable of opening a door themselves.

 

Shit, someone is holding the door ajar. That means I have to jog to get there in order to thank the person for inconveniencing me.

 

Back to commuting, people who stand in front of the ticket barriers rummaging around for their ticket or credit card, causing impatient commuters to tut loudly as a queue grows behind. Get your ticket ready before you get to the barriers you tit!

London specific on the latter - tourists who stand in front of the barriers looking clueless and/or stop immediately after the barriers.

[Dr Gloom 21924]

Not to get all racialist, but every china town is fucking terrible for that.

 

yeah, add chinkies to the list. 

 

and coloureds 

[wykikitoon 20151]

yeah, add chinkies to the list. 

 

and coloureds 

 

[Meenzer 15531]

Cyclists who crawl through red lights as if that somehow makes it less of an offence

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

There's two coffee machines at work and a one queue system that feeds both machines. This ignorant little baldy cunt always waltzes in and stands behind the person using the second machine and gets served before the entire queue. Every day as well. It's obvious that people haven't just decided to all queue up to use the one machine and left the second one without a queue. Pissing me right off

Edited April 24, 2017 by TheGingerQuiff

[Andrew 4757]

Cyclists who crawl through red lights as if that somehow makes it less of an offence

 

People who can't stop at the line, either a car length back or half over it into the bike bit as if having to stop took them by surprise.

 

Or the ones who sit on the clutch rolling slowly forward.

[The Fish 10857]

There's two coffee machines at work and a one queue system that feeds both machines. This ignorant little baldy cunt always waltzes in and stands behind the person using the second machine and gets served before the entire queue. Every day as well. It's obvious that people haven't just decided to all queue up to use the one machine and left the second one without a queue. Pissing me right off

Why don't you say something? "There's a queue mate." should suffice. Embarrass him enough to obey the same rules as the rest of the office?

 

Unless he's a boss, in which case just spear tackle him in the photocopying room, then take 100 copies of his face smooshed into the glass. That way your colleagues will know you're proactive, comfortable pushing back against authority, physically intimidating and decisive.

[Dr Gloom 21924]

Cyclists who crawl through red lights as if that somehow makes it less of an offence

cyclists 

[adios 717]

Why don't you say something? "There's a queue mate." should suffice. Embarrass him enough to obey the same rules as the rest of the office?

 

Unless he's a boss, in which case just spear tackle him in the photocopying room, then take 100 copies of his face smooshed into the glass. That way your colleagues will know you're proactive, comfortable pushing back against authority, physically intimidating and decisive.

 

 

Aye, that's defo one where I'd say something.  Thought maybe it was an English thing.

Edited April 24, 2017 by adios

[Park Life 71]

[Park Life 71]

Refugees at the cash point. None of em can work it so they keep calling others over till there is about 7 of them figuring out what to do.

Edited April 24, 2017 by Park Life