Dr Gloom 22137 Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 i'll kick it off with CT: Last seen waddling around Boldon Asda, his trolley overflowing with bottles of craft ale, frozen pizzas, duck meat, cherry tomatoes, tubs of margarine and cans of slimfast. Since falling in with the wrong crowd, he has allegedly developed an addiction to bong. Luckily, he did a cracking deal with his supplier and his beast build on Kodi is still working like a dream so he can contentedly puff away on his £1k an ounce weed in front of his favourite romcoms. Still boring his taxi customers to tears with tales of how he sat in the Gallowgate end in the 1980s, he has apparently moved on from metal detecting, which he eventually realised was a tedious pastime. His new hobby is compiling vintage lawnmowers. Upon leaving Asda, he was asked to sign an autograph as Jar Jar Binks by a young Star Wars fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10962 Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 LeazesMag Last seen crossing the road to get away from Jonny Decka who LM declared looks "a bit muslim". Since leaving toontastic and after all too brief flirtation with other forms of social media, he's returned to his natural habitat; the lercal. There he can be found proudly wearing his Poppy all year round, pinned to his "vintage" tyrolean jacket. He's not barred, yet, but he has been warned a few times to stop annoying the other patrons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22137 Posted April 13, 2017 Author Share Posted April 13, 2017 Sounds about right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35567 Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 ChezGiven: last season approaching Ben Arfa in a club to ask him where he might get some coke whilst telling him that he got Alan Pardew all wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14043 Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 Remember Soccermom? Who was having us off there? Was it CTs wife? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3957 Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 Remember Soccermom? Who was having us off there? Was it CTs wife? I liked soccermom I think she married a fireman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10962 Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 KSA is likely promoting his latest live stand-up dvd on comedy panel shows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14013 Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 FOP RIP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 Gemmill last seen buying cable tie in preparation for the increased Easter weekend activity at taxi ranks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22137 Posted April 14, 2017 Author Share Posted April 14, 2017 Monkeys Fist: wife left him after he confessed to going to another strip show, ended up hospitalised with fourth degree burns on his Johnson after a 48 hour wankathon got out of control. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 Patrokles Holed up in a padded cell muttering to himself about acceptable spellings of craic and Patroklus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14013 Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 Haha I liked Ben (?) His music website left a lot to be desired mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 Don't remember his real name, but do remember the site. He was a sensitive soul; poor sod was never long for this world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 @@Alex needs to do Blaydon. One of his favourites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 Patrokles Holed up in a padded cell muttering to himself about acceptable spellings of craic and Patroklus. Once said on NO that he'd fist fight any man that brooked me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 Have any/many of the disappeared gone over there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31195 Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 Great lad, Patrokles. Down to earth, never took himself too seriously. A good friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 Have any/many of the disappeared gone over there? I can't say for sure but about a dozen of the old timers circa 2009/2010 don't post or very rarely. There were some very lively debates on GC on NO that have gone down as classics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 @@spongebob toonpants Still see him lurking often, but don't think he's posted in years. Quality poster. He, @@Gemmill and I were the Toontastic poker crew many moons ago. Still remember the three of us debating the merits of limp-calling AA from early position. Maybe someone else can remember some less niche stories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 He last posted about Kinnear's appointment almost 4 years ago. Obviously that's what broke him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 @@spongebob toonpants Still see him lurking often, but don't think he's posted in years. Quality poster. He, @@Gemmill and I were the Toontastic poker crew many moons ago. Still remember the three of us debating the merits of limp-calling AA from early position. Maybe someone else can remember some less niche stories. Not so niche. Gemma sent me the Poker stars links and tips a couple of times but I never got around to it. 7 years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 Depends how aggresive the rest of the table has been playing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 Not going to derail the thread, but I will say that limp-calling AA from EP is an awful play in any circumstance I can think of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 Nonsense what was your old username Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 (edited) to dumb > Obagol > dotbum You can dredge up the old poker thread if you want to get into detail. Edited April 14, 2017 by adios Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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