Guest Toplass-101 Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 Once upon a time (or Saturday night to be more specific) Pud's Mam told me he was seeing another lass behind my back, she didnt know who the lass was, but she told me I could find them in a caravan on the Quayside. You should have seen the look on his face when I walked into the caravan which was parked outside the Baltic, I caught them red handed having their very own shagfest And who was he with... Tracy F*****g Barlow!! Me and Tracy had a few words and I told her she was a common tart, and welcome to keep the lanky bastid I was so annoyed that I couldnt even look at him, never mind tell him he was dumped, but I think he worked that out for himself The End... as I woke up, and told Pud what a Snake he was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 sad thing is, she actually did dream that fucka! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 I dreamt everyone in St James' Park had had small explosives surgically inserted into them and when I was at the match people started exploding all around me. It was horrific. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 I dreamt everyone in St James' Park had had small explosives surgically inserted into them and when I was at the match people started exploding all around me. It was horrific. 83633[/snapback] please tell me it started on the bench?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 I dreamt everyone in St James' Park had had small explosives surgically inserted into them and when I was at the match people started exploding all around me. It was horrific. 83633[/snapback] That sounds like Lemmings on the Amiga Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Maul 0 Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 Wor lass had a dream about us owning a farm and the spastic brother of the Land Lady at a pub we frequent slaughtered all our cattle. We reported him to the police, he got arrested and we got barred from the pub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 Wor lass had a dream about us owning a farm and the spastic brother of the Land Lady at a pub we frequent slaughtered all our cattle. We reported him to the police, he got arrested and we got barred from the pub. 83643[/snapback] see thats just stupid, why would you go and get yourself barred from the local pub? nowts worth that like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 Wor lass had a dream about us owning a farm and the spastic brother of the Land Lady at a pub we frequent slaughtered all our cattle. We reported him to the police, he got arrested and we got barred from the pub. 83643[/snapback] It didnt serve blue wkd anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Maul 0 Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 Wor lass had a dream about us owning a farm and the spastic brother of the Land Lady at a pub we frequent slaughtered all our cattle. We reported him to the police, he got arrested and we got barred from the pub. 83643[/snapback] It didnt serve blue wkd anyway. 83647[/snapback] Mark doesn't go in there anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 Once upon a time (or Saturday night to be more specific) Pud's Mam told me he was seeing another lass behind my back, she didnt know who the lass was, but she told me I could find them in a caravan on the Quayside. You should have seen the look on his face when I walked into the caravan which was parked outside the Baltic, I caught them red handed having their very own shagfest And who was he with... Tracy F*****g Barlow!! Me and Tracy had a few words and I told her she was a common tart, and welcome to keep the lanky bastid I was so annoyed that I couldnt even look at him, never mind tell him he was dumped, but I think he worked that out for himself The End... as I woke up, and told Pud what a Snake he was. 83630[/snapback] Talk about waking up from one nightmare and straight into another..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 Wor lass had a dream about us owning a farm and the spastic brother of the Land Lady at a pub we frequent slaughtered all our cattle. We reported him to the police, he got arrested and we got barred from the pub. 83643[/snapback] Wish I could work out who you are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 Talk about waking up from one nightmare and straight into another..... 83651[/snapback] nightmare? she said I was like a vision in the morning and that her day was complete now she had that picture of me in her mind.... or summit like that anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 Talk about waking up from one nightmare and straight into another..... 83651[/snapback] nightmare? she said I was like a vision in the morning and that her day was complete now she had that picture of me in her mind.... or summit like that anyway 83655[/snapback] I note she also used the word 'shagfest' in her description of that dream sequence, which leads me to believe it wasnt about you to start with. Blatantly dreaming about me tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 On mature reflection, I honestly cannot think of anything worse than to have been dreaming about me all night, blatantly getting her rocks off in the process and then waking up to you. The poor, poor bastard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 okay.......maybe waking up next to Gemmill then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 Wor lass had a dream about us owning a farm and the spastic brother of the Land Lady at a pub we frequent slaughtered all our cattle. We reported him to the police, he got arrested and we got barred from the pub. 83643[/snapback] Wish I could work out who you are 83653[/snapback] Think of a cheap lager favoured by winos! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilchard Chops 0 Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 You can be in my dream if I can be in Yours (Bob Dylan) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sima Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 Today on Trisha................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Wor lass had a dream about us owning a farm and the spastic brother of the Land Lady at a pub we frequent slaughtered all our cattle. We reported him to the police, he got arrested and we got barred from the pub. 83643[/snapback] Wish I could work out who you are 83653[/snapback] Oh. You're alive still I see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Wor lass had a dream about us owning a farm and the spastic brother of the Land Lady at a pub we frequent slaughtered all our cattle. We reported him to the police, he got arrested and we got barred from the pub. 83643[/snapback] Wish I could work out who you are 83653[/snapback] Think of a cheap lager favoured by winos! 83669[/snapback] Skol has a girlfriend? How? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Maul 0 Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Wor lass had a dream about us owning a farm and the spastic brother of the Land Lady at a pub we frequent slaughtered all our cattle. We reported him to the police, he got arrested and we got barred from the pub. 83643[/snapback] Wish I could work out who you are 83653[/snapback] Think of a cheap lager favoured by winos! 83669[/snapback] Skol has a girlfriend? How? 83778[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 She's called Mark, 4 Blue Wkds and she anyone's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Maul 0 Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 She's called Mark, 4 Blue Wkds and she anyone's 83783[/snapback] Close to being banned tbh. Want to leave my girlfriend out of this please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 She's called Mark, 4 Blue Wkds and she anyone's 83783[/snapback] Close to being banned tbh. Want to leave my girlfriend out of this please? 83787[/snapback] legend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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