Dr Gloom 23959 Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 (edited) we haven't done one of these for a while. stop me if i've missed a category, and get your nominations in - best all round poster (football) - best all round poster (general) - funniest poster - most thought provoking thread starter - poster you'd most like to go for a beer with - poster you'd most like to slap in the face with a wet fish - thickest skin - thinnest skin - best fact checker - biggest blairite - biggest trot - most likely to end up in an insane asylum - biggest hipster wanker - most sanctimonious - most missed former poster - the leazesmag award for the poster most likely to start an argument with him/herself - best female poster Edited December 15, 2016 by Dr Gloom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37282 Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 Some of these seem to have been tailored to suit certain posters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23959 Posted December 15, 2016 Author Share Posted December 15, 2016 You don't say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23302 Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 Biggest Hipster wanker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23959 Posted December 15, 2016 Author Share Posted December 15, 2016 (edited) i'll kick things off - best all round poster (football) David Kelly - best all round poster (general) Monkey's Fist - funniest poster Gemmill - most thought provoking thread starter Happy Face - poster you'd most like to go for a beer with Alex - or champagne (enema) with Chez- poster you'd most like to slap in the face with a wet fish Essembee- thickest skin CT - thinnest skin CT- best fact checker Fish- biggest blairite Renton- biggest trot Rayvin- most likely to end up in an insane asylum Parky - biggest hipster wanker no comment - most sanctimonious J69- most missed former poster KSA- the leazesmag award for the poster most likely to start an argument with him/herself Fish - best female poster i'm struggling with this one i am open to accepting more categories, so submit away Edited December 15, 2016 by Dr Gloom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37282 Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 Think the dig at Cath is unnecessary like Do we have another regular female poster? Jill posted recently but she's never really on here these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23959 Posted December 15, 2016 Author Share Posted December 15, 2016 it's basically cath innit. we;ve always had a gender gap here, but it's never been quite the sausage fest it is today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23959 Posted December 15, 2016 Author Share Posted December 15, 2016 even cath barely posts anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37282 Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 I think she was put off by CT. She reckoned he was making it too much like mumsnet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23302 Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 Meenzer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23959 Posted December 15, 2016 Author Share Posted December 15, 2016 On 15/12/2016 at 12:16, Alex said: I think she was put off by CT. She reckoned he was making it too much like mumsnet she wasn't wrong like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 6113 Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 - best all round poster (football): The Fish (controversial!) - best all round poster (general): ewerk- funniest poster: Gemmill- most thought provoking thread starter: The Fish (football section only - in general I'd say HF)- poster you'd most like to go for a beer with: Monkey's Fist (but tbf I'd include half the board in this)- poster you'd most like to slap in the face with a wet fish: essembee is an obvious target but ffs I can't think of anyone better- thickest skin: essembee- thinnest skin: Stevie I guess? - best fact checker: Happy Face- biggest blairite: Renton- biggest trot: Paddock Lad since his views are fairly close to mine - most likely to end up in an insane asylum: The Fish, after years of ceaseless ribbing about Dummettgate- biggest hipster wanker: Dr Gloom - most sanctimonious: Probably J69 during his offensive against Renton, but tbf I don't think he's that bad at all really. - most missed former poster: CT - the leazesmag award for the poster most likely to start an argument with him/herself: Tempted to say CT again here given his flip flopping on issues.- best female poster: catmag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37282 Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 On 15/12/2016 at 12:28, Dr Gloom said: she wasn't wrong like Btw, I'd only meet you for a pint if we could go somewhere where the cricket was on but with the sound off so you could do the commentary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37282 Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37282 Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 Biggest fan of Pardew unable to admit they got that one badly wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23959 Posted December 15, 2016 Author Share Posted December 15, 2016 when i say pint, i mean old school jungle rave tbh. i'll save my cricket commentary for the soul-grinding comedown where we'd watch my dvd of the 2005 ashes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37282 Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 (edited) On 15/12/2016 at 12:39, Dr Gloom said: when i say pint, i mean old school jungle rave tbh. i'll save my cricket commentary for the soul-grinding comedown where we'd watch my dvd of the 2005 ashes Been listening to a fair bit of old skool jungle of late. Some of it practically brings tears to my eyes Had DJ Rap's Fantazia Takes you into the Jungle on yesterday. It's as good as she was fit. Aye, that good. She's still a tasty milf tbf. Edited December 15, 2016 by Alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23959 Posted December 15, 2016 Author Share Posted December 15, 2016 On 15/12/2016 at 12:41, Alex said: Been listening to a fair bit of old skool jungle of late. Some of it practically brings tears to my eyes Had DJ Rap's Fantazia Takes you into the Jungle on yesterday. It's as good as she was fit. Aye, that good. She's still a tasty milf tbf. she was every teenage raver's wet dream back in the 90s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23302 Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 (edited) - best all round poster (football) David Kelly- best all round poster (general) Alex- funniest poster Difficult one, its a canny board. Gemmill / Monkey's Fist joint top- most thought provoking thread starter Neville...I mean Happy Face- poster you'd most like to go for a beer with Gemmill- poster you'd most like to slap in the face with a wet fish Renton- thickest skin CT- thinnest skin Stevie- best fact checker HF- biggest blairite Renton- biggest trot Rayvin- most likely to end up in an insane asylum Me- biggest hipster wanker - most sanctimonious Renton- most missed former poster CT- the leazesmag award for the poster most likely to start an argument with him/herself CT- best female poster Cath / Jill Edited December 15, 2016 by wykikitoon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45833 Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 On 15/12/2016 at 12:41, Alex said: Been listening to a fair bit of old skool jungle of late. Some of it practically brings tears to my eyes Had DJ Rap's Fantazia Takes you into the Jungle on yesterday. It's as good as she was fit. Aye, that good. She's still a tasty milf tbf. What would you say her two biggest hits* are? *ducking autocucumber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37282 Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 On 15/12/2016 at 12:46, Dr Gloom said: she was every teenage raver's wet dream back in the 90s Great DJ too though. Produced some wicked fucking tunes as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45833 Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 On 15/12/2016 at 12:39, Alex said: Biggest fan of Pardew unable to admit they got that one badly wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11343 Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 we haven't done one of these for a while. stop me if i've missed a category, and get your nominations in - best all round poster (football) David Kelly - best all round poster (general) Rayvin - funniest poster Monkeys Fist - most thought provoking thread starter Happy Face - poster you'd most like to go for a beer with Meenzer - poster you'd most like to slap in the face with a wet fish Essembee - thickest skin I'm guessing I can't vote for myself, so I'll say Essembee - thinnest skin I rarely do much more than dip my toe in the politics thread, but I'd say Renton - best fact checker Happy Face - biggest blairite Renton - biggest trot Rayvin - most likely to end up in an insane asylum Wykiki (after racking up a significant body count) - biggest hipster wanker Dr Gloom - most sanctimonious J69 - most missed former poster KSA - the leazesmag award for the poster most likely to start an argument with him/herself Chez - best female poster Gemmil (Cath obvs) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45833 Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 - best all round poster (football) ;tough one, between David Kelly and Howay, but Howay gets it for the added lulz - best all round poster (general) ;Alex aka and Rayvin - funniest poster ;three way between Gemmill, Howmanheyman and Meenzer. Only one of the above will be happy with that. - most thought provoking thread starter; Group award to everyone who polluted the minds of every poor bugger that searched for our namesake kids cartoon site whilst the abusive match threads were running. - poster you'd most like to go for a beer with ; Ken - poster you'd most like to slap you in the face with a wet fish; Catmag. Safe word would be halibut. - thickest skin; The Fish - thinnest skin ; CT or Phtevie - best fact checker; - biggest blairite; Me and Gordon Ramsey - biggest trot; see above - most likely to end up in an insane asylum; since Essembee is disqualified as he's clearly already there, Wykiktoon. - biggest hipster wanker; This award is sponsored by The English Tapas Pop Up Hoverboard Beard Oil Company .... and jointly goes to Gloomy and Fish. - most sanctimonious ; Given my schizophrenia, I'm in two minds about this, so we gives the precious to J69. - most missed former poster ; Toughguymick. - the leazesmag award for the poster most likely to start an argument with him/herself ; -The Adam Johnson Best Young 'Un Award; Haydenator… who has clearly found a lass since he's never on here now - best female poster ; CT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37282 Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 On 15/12/2016 at 13:34, Monkeys Fist said: Safe word would be halibut. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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