Dummettgate.

[The Fish 11165]

There's got to be potential for a secret diary of Fish in this.

My diary isn't secret, it's mostly played out on here

[Dr Gloom 22909]

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Edited December 14, 2016 by Dr Gloom

[Gemmill 47978]

I've had an Aperol Spritz in Cal's. Somewhere you should all be going for your tea if you had any balls.

[Park Life 71]

I've had an Aperol Spritz in Cal's. Somewhere you should all be going for your tea if you had any balls.

Beautiful drink.

[The Fish 11165]

I've had an Aperol Spritz in Cal's. Somewhere you should all be going for your tea if you had any balls.

All through the summer they had scantily clad lasses forcing free Aperol Spritz down the throats of anyone in a London beer garden. There are worse ways to get shitfaced.

[Alex 36045]

Been drinking them for years, all the rage in Venezia don't you know? They've stocked in it Sainsbury's for ages now. I also prefer it to Campari in a Negroni (or one of its many variations). Favourite being 1 x measure aged rum, 1x Aperol, 1 x (good quality) red vermouth, 2 dashes orange bitters. Served over ice in a tumbler with twist of orange peel. La-di-fucking-dah.

[The Fish 11165]

Been drinking them for years, all the rage in Venezia don't you know? They've stocked in it Sainsbury's for ages now. I also prefer it to Campari in a Negroni (or one of its many variations). Favourite being 1 x measure aged rum, 1x Aperol, 1 x (good quality) red vermouth, 2 dashes orange bitters. Served over ice in a tumbler with twist of orange peel. La-di-fucking-dah.

And yet I get the shit for saying "English Tapas".

 

Broken Britain.

[sammynb 3710]

And yet I get the shit for saying "English Tapas".

 

And rightly fucking so as Sleaford Mods are like a middle age version of The Streets and are cunts.

[Alex 36045]

It boils down to the difference between having class and being pretentious

[sammynb 3710]

It boils down to the difference between having class and being pretentious

 

 

And fact checking.

[ewerk 31947]

And rightly fucking so as Sleaford Mods are like a middle age version of The Streets and are cunts.

 

It's about time someone said it.

[David Kelly 1310]

And fact checking.

Nailed it.

[The Fish 11165]

It boils down to the difference between having class and being pretentious

 

I rely on my lass to provide the class in our relationship.

[Alex 36045]

I rely on my lass to provide the class in our relationship.

Ditto

Nice cocktail btw. Give it a go

[The Fish 11165]

Ditto

Nice cocktail btw. Give it a go

That "Are you middle class?" survey someone put up, sure I got something like 13/15, but most of that was because of her. Mulberry handbag and shit.

[Alex 36045]

That "Are you middle class?" survey someone put up, sure I got something like 13/15, but most of that was because of her. Mulberry handbag and shit.

I think I got 2 or 3 out of 15 and one of them was for having matching coasters

[The Fish 11165]

I think I got 2 or 3 out of 15 and one of them was for having matching coasters

 

Honestly, some of the shit she shows me that she wants for the next house. It looks like the only place it would be at home is in the pages of an Interior Design magazine. But, I don't care enough to put up that much of a fight. As long as the tv is big and we've got a kettle, I'm sorted.

[Alex 36045]

Honestly, some of the shit she shows me that she wants for the next house. It looks like the only place it would be at home is in the pages of an Interior Design magazine. But, I don't care enough to put up that much of a fight. As long as the tv is big and we've got a kettle, I'm sorted.

Pick your battles, as they say

[Dr Gloom 22909]

of all the middle class people on here, i'm the middle classiest. 

[Howmanheyman 34912]

There's got to be potential for a secret diary of Fish in this.

Do not tempt me, shallow one!

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 44016]

[Howmanheyman 34912]

[Howay 12496]

[The Fish 11165]

[Alex 36045]

"Guys"