Howay 12496 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35595 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Champagne enemas by the elites are the real reason Trump won, it's just not the same with Budweiser and the middle of the country feels it's missing out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35595 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 ...Ok I thought that was a joke when I first heard it and am now concerned that this is actually a thing that people do I can't even work out how one would go about it but Chez was adamant you shouldn't knock it until you've tried it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5302 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 ... but what positive factor does the second person 'drinking from you' bring to this, exactly? Fucking hell this forum has been eye opening for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14059 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 He clenches some kind of funnel between his cheeks and you pour it through. Apparently Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5302 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Â I see...? Â Some great on topic discussion in this match thread, mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15731 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 The topic name has clearly set the tone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22177 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 i pissed in a hotel cupboard once, thinking it was the en suite. the wife wasn't impressed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22177 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 another time when mortal after a wedding i stumbled out into the hotel corridor in the middle of the night when trying to find the en suite. there's nothing more confusing than waking up paralytic in a strange room in the middle of the night, dying for a piss and not knowing where or what anything us. better than pissing the bed i suppose, just. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted November 22, 2016 Author Share Posted November 22, 2016 Disclaimer I stand in solidarity with cock munchers and metal lovers who are rightly offended by the bigotry of Chez using their predilections as a slur in the thread title I lifted from his post. Â I might not share your hobbies, but respect your right to take part in them. Â As long as you aren't metal loving AND cock munching at once, that could cause irrevocable banjo string damage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5302 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 another time when mortal after a wedding i stumbled out into the hotel corridor in the middle of the night when trying to find the en suite. there's nothing more confusing than waking up paralytic in a strange room in the middle of the night, dying for a piss and not knowing where or what anything us. better than pissing the bed i suppose, just. Is that not the same as the papa Lazaru story...? It's pretty fucking close..! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22177 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 I didn't actually piss in the corridor. I was pretty close though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43089 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 I once had a shit off an 800ft cliff and watched it all the way down- imagine this with a chod instead of Wile Coyote. Â 3-1 to the Papa Laz's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5302 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 I didn't actually piss in the corridor. I was pretty close though. I'm actually relieved to know that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5302 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 I once had a shit off an 800ft cliff and watched it all the way down- imagine this with a chod instead of Wile Coyote. 3-1 to the Papa Laz's. ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43089 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 True story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5302 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 I didn't doubt you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noelie 103 Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 It would be foolish if Rafa played the 3 lads who are on 4 bookings. It's within the realm of possibility that all three could get booked again on Saturday and all three get a one match ban at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickie 0 Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 I'm looking forward to this one, I think we'll give them a howking - 4-0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneColdStephenIreland 74 Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 I'd rest Shelvey to make sure he's available for Tuesday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22177 Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 3-1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 I can't even work out how one would go about it but Chez was adamant you shouldn't knock it until you've tried it  Should be on everyone's bucket list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 (edited) Fist, how did you manage this cliff top evacuation? Were you holding on to something? Did you quickly spin around to watch its flight? And how did you manage to sit down to wipe afterwards? Edited November 24, 2016 by trophyshy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5302 Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 Fist, how did you manage this cliff top evacuation? Were you holding on to something? Did you quickly spin around to watch its flight? And how did you manage to sit down to wipe afterwards? Â I wondered this too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43089 Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 A very particular shaped tree allowed you to hang your arse over the edge and do an extended squat. re. Sitting- Due to a combination of a very healthy diet and the almost perfect optimum shitting position, an immaculate phantom wipe was achieved. It was near 800 ft- plenty of time to admire your work as it descended to oblivion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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