Happy Face 29 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 The Magpies are next in home Championship action when Owen Coyle's Rovers arrive for an old-fashioned 3pm kick-off on Saturday. Tickets are now on public sale. NUFC: Rolando Aarons is the only long-term absentee. Betting: To follow BRFC: To follow Referee: David Coote - a second Newcastle game for the Nottinghamshire-based whistler, following the Northampton Town EFL Cup win in August 2015. Travel: Metro: No scheduled closures this weekend Train: The 20.44 East Coast service southbound from Newcastle has been designated as a dry train and will also terminate at York today, not Doncaster. For anyone coming from London/the South for the game and staying over, note that the 07.55 Newcastle to London Kings Cross service on Sunday will be diverted between York and Doncaster, taking an hour longer. Social: The matchday promotion from Pizza Express on Dean Street runs again this Saturday, giving a 30% discount on your total bill - as long as one diner has a valid NUFC season ticket or match Blackburn ticket. The offer runs all day - no reservations are needed. UK TV: None Overseas TV: None UK Radio: None Local Radio: Live on BBC Radio Newcastle (available worldwide via NUFC TV club subscription service). Stats: Rovers @ SJP - last 20: 2011/12 Won 2-1 Ben Arfa, Gutierrez (FAC) 2011/12 Won 3-1 Ba 3 2010/11 Lost 1-2 Carroll 2008/09 Lost 1-2 Owen (pen) 2007/08 Lost 0-1 2006/07 Lost 0-2 2005/06 Lost 0-1 2004/05 Won 3-0 og, Shearer, O'Brien (2-0) 2003/04 Lost 0-1 (0-0) 2002/03 Won 5-1 Solano, Robert, og, Jenas, Bellamy 2001/02 Won 2-1 Bernard, Speed 1998/99 Drew 0-0 (FAC) 1998/99 Drew 1-1 Shearer (lost 4-2 on pens) (LC) 1998/99 Drew 1-1 Hamann 1997/98 Drew 1-1 Gillespie 1996/97 Won 2-1 Shearer, Ferdinand 1995/96 Won 1-0 Lee 1994/95 Drew 1-1 Lee (FAC) 1994/95 Drew 1-1 og(Flowers) 1993/94 Drew 1-1 Cole NUFC.com NUFC To Score 0 - TheGingerQuiff 1 - @yourservice, Kevin Carr's Gloves 2 - LooneyToony, Holden McGroin, barnabox, acrossthepond, ToonMarshy, Ant, Anorthernsoul 3 - ohhh_yeah, sammynb, MiddleAgeCool, Dr Gloom, SpartaFC, rogerbarton, aimaad22, Dougle, Monkeys Fist, Kitman, zico martin, tooner, ewerk, scoobos, Happy Face, David Kelly, Andrew, Howay, Rayvin, ChezGiven, loonyTOON 4+ - strawb, Dickie, Tom, The Fish, wykikitoon, StoneColdStephenIreland NUFC To Concede 0 - sammynb, rogerbarton, aimaad22, acrossthepond, Dougle, Kitman, strawb, Ant, tooner, ewerk, scoobos, Dickie, Anorthernsoul, Tom, The Fish, Happy Face, David Kelly, wykikitoon, Kevin Carr's Gloves, StoneColdStephenIreland, Howay, Rayvin, ChezGiven, loonyTOON 1 - @yourservice, ohhh_yeah, LooneyToony, Holden McGroin, MiddleAgeCool, Dr Gloom, SpartaFC, Monkeys Fist, zico martin, Andrew 2 - barnabox, ToonMarshy 3 - 4+ - TheGingerQuiff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5302 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 (edited) You're enjoying these thread titles too much... Edited November 22, 2016 by Rayvin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 3-0 to the spaff sniffers, Perez to prove the Fish right and all the haters wrong with a brace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted November 22, 2016 Author Share Posted November 22, 2016 You're enjoying these thread titles too much... It's a callback. Search it, canny funny thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5302 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Agree, 3-0 for me as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 0-4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5302 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 It's a callback. Search it, canny funny thread. I couldn't find it based on a few slices of the title but fair enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35595 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 It's a callback. Search it, canny funny thread. Papa Laz, aye? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5302 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Ah THAT one. Yeah I've seen that before Fair enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Turning out for this one. My last game was Bournemouth at SJP last season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20758 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 I'm pissing myself here. Virtually every thread title has something to do with homosexuality in it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted November 22, 2016 Author Share Posted November 22, 2016 I couldn't find it based on a few slices of the title but fair enough http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/15604-fao-papa-lazaru/#entry377019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 I'm pissing myself here. Virtually every thread title has something to do with homosexuality in it Don't ever introduce me to your sister Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5302 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/15604-fao-papa-lazaru/#entry377019 Cheers Did Papa Lazaru (who I note doesn't post here anymore) ever live that down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35595 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 He still hasn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5302 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Poor guy. Although ffs, how drunk would you have to be... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1260 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 I've got a mate in his mid 30's who pisses the bed every time he gets drunk (which is on average twice a week). You have to be very watchful of him if you're at someone's house and he starts looking tired. His brother's words were "he doesn't even not to do it anymore". Funnily enough I don't try not to piss the bed either, it's just come natural to me since I was about 18 month old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10972 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Hard to see anything but a comfortable home win. Sam Gallagher has scored a few for them (7), but keep him quiet and they don't have much else (18). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14013 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Papa Lazaru :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46064 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 I reckon Chez overreacted tbf. The bloke makes lasses drink champagne from his arsehole, there's no way he hasn't had a toilet accident indoors at some point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5302 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 I reckon Chez overreacted tbf. The bloke makes lasses drink champagne from his arsehole, there's no way he hasn't had a toilet accident indoors at some point. ...Ok I thought that was a joke when I first heard it and am now concerned that this is actually a thing that people do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 (edited) I've went 2-0 purely because no-one had voted for 2 goals yet. Edited November 22, 2016 by Anorthernsoul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 ...Ok I thought that was a joke when I first heard it and am now concerned that this is actually a thing that people do Champagne enemas by the elites are the real reason Trump won, it's just not the same with Budweiser and the middle of the country feels it's missing out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5302 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Champagne enemas by the elites are the real reason Trump won, it's just not the same with Budweiser and the middle of the country feels it's missing out. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46064 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Champagne enemas by the elites are the real reason Trump won, it's just not the same with Budweiser and the middle of the country feels it's missing out.King of Bums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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