Monkeys Fist 42458 Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 I’m reading that any new mobilisation of reservists will take months, unless he’s just going to chuck them in there with a stick and a potato.* I think he’s fucked, he knows he’s fucked, and this is a last throw of the dice whilst he works out how to “retire” without eating polonium. * which is quite likely, given that the lads sent in at the start of this were told they we going on exercise. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44894 Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 The way things are at the minute, a nuke might brighten the UK up a bit tbf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3894 Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 Generally if I am in a tense situation and someone tells me they aren’t bluffing, then I know I’ve already won. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9423 Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 (edited) 40 minutes ago, Renton said: Some russian MP on R5 says London will be nuked if Liz Truss remains PM. I'm no fan of Truss but that's a bit much. Does look like we are heading for a potentially dangerous situation. There is NO WAY he can use nukes, even tactical ones, seriously, he'd lose any and all tacit approval he may have from China/India etc if he did. This is a succinct thread, below, there was a really good/detailed yank one I read earlier, but this is much shorter/to the point. Basically - Russia hasn't any longer got the infrastructure in place to undertake a general Mobilisation, even training a up limited Mobilisation is probably beyond them. Many observers believe his canned broadcast last night was because he WAS going to announce a general Mobilisation but the feedback was there'd be another revolution, a general Mobilisation means EVERY single male between 16 and 65 would report for military duty - it'd cause uproar, even in Russia. Edited September 21, 2022 by Toonpack 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9423 Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 And this one 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Alex 35083 Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 50 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: Generally if I am in a tense situation and someone tells me they aren’t bluffing, then I know I’ve already won. That’s like me and my kids. I.e. when they know they’ve already won 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ewerk 30616 Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 3 hours ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: Generally if I am in a tense situation and someone tells me they aren’t bluffing, then I know I’ve already won. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9423 Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 Flight from Moscow to Armenia, $150 yesterday, $1400 3 hours ago, $2800 now. Rats, sinking ship comes to mind. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6587 Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 Petrified they'll get called up 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 I wouldn't want to get called up like "Here comrade, take this rifle from WW2 and do your country proud, watch out for those Javelin missiles btw & if you run the wrong way we'll shoot you!" 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5223 Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 15 minutes ago, Tom said: I wouldn't want to get called up like "Here comrade, take this rifle from WW2 and do your country proud, watch out for those Javelin missiles btw & if you run the wrong way we'll shoot you!" "Also we have logistical capabilities that haven't moved on from the cold war, rations from around that period too, and your commanding officers were all promoted to the levels they have been through nepotism and ass kissing rather than merit. We also have a mobile furnace to incinerate you with when you inevitably get killed." 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tom 14011 Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 I'm shocked they don't want to fight for their president! Honestly man I can't imagine mobilisation in any modern country going well. You gave them pornhub and McDonald's but now you want them to die horribly in a field full of shit or burn to death In the steel walls of a tank? Good luck. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rayvin 5223 Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 Saudi Arabia to the rescue of British POWs... https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/sep/21/aiden-aslin-among-five-uk-nationals-released-by-russian-backed-forces Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35083 Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 Confusion on Wearside 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5223 Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 They'll be claiming that the POWs should have refused and stayed in Russian custody since this is clearly Diplomacy Washing. Exile will be crafting his latest Twitter post as we speak. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42458 Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 20 minutes ago, Rayvin said: Exile will be crafting his latest Twitter post as we speak. Will he be using his “outraged” account, or the one he follows 14yr old lasses on? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11281 Posted September 22, 2022 Share Posted September 22, 2022 11 hours ago, Tom said: I wouldn't want to get called up like "Here comrade, take this rifle from WW2 and do your country proud, watch out for those Javelin missiles btw & if you run the wrong way we'll shoot you!" 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9423 Posted September 22, 2022 Share Posted September 22, 2022 Tee hee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20151 Posted September 22, 2022 Share Posted September 22, 2022 14 hours ago, Tom said: I'm shocked they don't want to fight for their president! Honestly man I can't imagine mobilisation in any modern country going well. You gave them pornhub and McDonald's but now you want them to die horribly in a field full of shit or burn to death In the steel walls of a tank? Good luck. The amount of flag shagging this week the BBC would think everyone in the UK wants to fight for King and Country the state financed bag of fucking whale spunk it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30616 Posted September 22, 2022 Share Posted September 22, 2022 10 hours ago, Rayvin said: Saudi Arabia to the rescue of British POWs... https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/sep/21/aiden-aslin-among-five-uk-nationals-released-by-russian-backed-forces Parade them on the pitch before Brentford! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42458 Posted September 22, 2022 Share Posted September 22, 2022 18 minutes ago, ewerk said: Parade them on the pitch before Brentford! One of them is from sunderland, which makes this even better. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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