Kid Dynamite 6985 Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 Had his teeth knocked out by one of Lascelles mates apparently Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooneyToony 41 Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Had his teeth knocked out by one of Lascelles mates apparently Apparently was out celebrating Lascelles 23rd birthday and while bragging about his weekly salary, some bloke within earshot didn't like that and sucker punched him twice. Four gnashers out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30221 Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 I heard he was chatting up Patrick Swayze's missus until Swayze's ghost came over and delivered a roundhouse kick to the mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4713 Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 He looked surprisingly well In Thursday's training photos if this did happen last weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Apparently was out celebrating Lascelles 23rd birthday and while bragging about his weekly salary, some bloke within earshot didn't like that and sucker punched him twice. Four gnashers out. *bang* "ANNUAL income, prick!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21801 Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 I'm guessing this story was shite then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Is this guesswork what won you Trinity Mirror group journalist of the year Lee? Get your finger out and find out the gritty details about THAT night, and teeth-gate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44265 Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 I heard Lascelles' mate calls himself "The Dentist". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13768 Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Very happy to confirm that the state of your teeth has absolutely fuck all to do with making your feet do goals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21801 Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 (edited) Is it true then? His gnashers looked intact to me but I noticed the sky hack asked him about it in the post match interview Edited November 20, 2016 by Dr Gloom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4713 Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Is it true then? His gnashers looked intact to me but I noticed the sky hack asked him about it in the post match interview It's got to be bollocks, if you get four of your teeth knocked out you're not rocking up a week later with absolutely no sign of bruising or anything. Benitez said it was nothing in his post match as well, it'll have been a bit of pushing and shoving if anything and then some nacker will have gone to the papers to get some money for a story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 It's got to be bollocks, if you get four of your teeth knocked out you're not rocking up a week later with absolutely no sign of bruising or anything. Benitez said it was nothing in his post match as well, it'll have been a bit of pushing and shoving if anything and then some nacker will have gone to the papers to get some money for a story. Aye spot on tbh, mugs in comment sections were saying stuff like "he just went and got fake ones put in" but as you say the damage to his mouth area would be clear, it's not exactly easy to knock someones teeth out let alone knocking 4 out . He'd have serious bruising and cuts around his mouth, not to mention swelling etc. Plus him and Lascelles went over to the fans together after the match and were clearly joking with each other, I know you'd not be mad at him directly but if one of his mates knocked you out cold and 4 of your teeth came out I doubt you'd be happily joking about with him a week later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 Was it ever actually claimed to be on of his mates by anyone other than j69? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6985 Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 The original story said it was one of the lads they were all out with The inquest into this is dragging on like, who gives a fuck? It's not beyond the realms of possibility that a millionaire footballer can pay a private dentist to fix his teeth in the past week. Benitez acknowledged an incident had happened but just played it down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30221 Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 I couldn't give much of a shit tbh. It doesn't seem to have impacted on team morale so no need to worry about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4365 Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 The original story said it was one of the lads they were all out with The inquest into this is dragging on like, who gives a fuck? It's not beyond the realms of possibility that a millionaire footballer can pay a private dentist to fix his teeth in the past week. Benitez acknowledged an incident had happened but just played it down When Liam Gallagher had all his teeth knocked out a few years ago, he had a full set of implants fitted within a couple of days iirc and was back out quite quickly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30221 Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 When Liam Gallagher had all his teeth knocked out a few years ago, he had a full set of implants fitted within a couple of days iirc and was back out quite quickly. As is the fella from Strictly, according to the news this morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19863 Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 I thought his celebration for his second were a bit subdued. His play yesterday was mint like. He never stopped grafting and moving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21801 Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 (edited) On the evidence we've seen so far he looks a premier league striker doesn't he? But the palace lads I know assure me he isn't good enough at that the highest level. I'm tempted to think it's sour grapes on their part. His movement is class and his chance to conversion rate has been pretty good. Edited November 21, 2016 by Dr Gloom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5164 Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 On the evidence we've seen so far he looks a premier league striker doesn't he? But the place lads I know assure me he isn't good enough at that the highest level. I'm tempted to think it's sour grapes on their part. His movement is class and his chance to conversion rate has been pretty good. I think it's really hard to say until we're actually back in the PL. The drop off in defending capabilities is noticeable in this league - you have to consider that every team in this division 'is about as good' as Hull or Sunderland. I'd fancy him to score against both of them in the PL, but teams in midtable would be a different matter. To be honest though, it may be more to do with the service he'd receive rather than him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34786 Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 On the evidence we've seen so far he looks a premier league striker doesn't he? But the palace lads I know assure me he isn't good enough at that the highest level. I'm tempted to think it's sour grapes on their part. His movement is class and his chance to conversion rate has been pretty good. I would just keep asking them what they think of Pardew if I was you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 Aye, tbh they only saw Gayle under the likes of Warnock, Holloway, Pulis, and Pardew, so I don't think anyone knows what he's actually capable of in the PL. His movement is good, the defenders may pick up on him a little better but there are plenty of average or poor defenders in the PL that he could exploit imo, a season of regular games and goals playing under Benitez will make him a different player to the one he was at Palace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21801 Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 I would just keep asking them what they think of Pardew if I was you. i also know a couple of spurs lads who at the start of the season were saying they'd much rather have sissoko than townsend, who have changed their tune pretty quickly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34786 Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 Sissoko, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 £30m. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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