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Rio Summer Olympics 2016 - Surviving is the Real Medal


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I find it sickening the way the British media hang foreign drug cheats, yet laud 'our own'.

 

Lets take cycling for example. Saint David 'Cunt face' Millar. Lauded as someone to educate the young 'uns on not taking drugs. If you were a kid and looked at him, you would think, fuck me, the cunt is minted. Gets invited to XYZ events, bright lights, the glitz and the glamour. The fucking cunt only confessed when he was fucking arrested the spineless wanker.

 

Then, when Taylor Hamilton & Flloyd Landis were calling out Armstrong, this cunt started fucking mouthing them and even started the proceedings of fucking suing Hamilton when Garmin (Which he was riding for and was a small shareholder in) started to get involved in it. Then USADA had something and started pulling in people through subpeonas and hey ho old Billy Big bollocks fucking shot his bolt and pulled out. Yet the damage was done by the cunt. He fucking alienated the whistleblowers and Llandis ended up fucking bankrupt. He's a spineless spineless cunt.

 

So we have Saint Millar, who all the GB sychophants wank over and think he's a groovy, hip, down with kids guy. Yet lambast fucking VIno. WTF! WTF! YES WHAT THE FUCK,

 

Is this Vino who is mates with Froome? Who lives down the road from the Dawg? Oh aye, but he doesnt really know he's a doper does he?

 

Same as Mo. I mean, Mo just has a coach who's been done for doping most of his athletes and his doctor has just been fucking arrested for supplying dope, but Mo, well, all he does is have the odd Selfie with them because he's Mo, he's a dude like that.

 

Radcliffe calling out the 10k runners time, totally forgetting her own Marathon times and how she put a super injunction out on her own fucking name and for the past few years she's had to bat away doping allegations. The poor Multi Millionaire eh?

 

Lord Coe and all his dealings with fucking Nike.

 

Linford Christie and Co calling out Gatlin, yet Christie has failed as many dope tests as Gatlin!

 

Fucking Russians

Fucking Ethiopans, spoiling our games!

Potty mouth.

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I reckon your lass has got the least enjoyment out of this Olympics. [emoji38] Every medal ceremony ruined by you ranting about British dopers. The telly must barely survive the appearance of Radcliffe.

:lol:

 

When the lass did the 10km time I walked in the house from work and she went into a tirade of how it was dodgy.  I just laughed.  I am sure its the same the world over.  I am sure there are Aussies banging on how dodgy it is how GB dominate the track.

 

I've enjoyed watching stuff I dont normally watch tbh. 

 

I am really looking forward to the MTB XC at the weekend though, that should be class.  Will be great seeing how Sagan gets on with Schurter and Absalon

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Here's one for you.

 

If you could eliminate 3 sports from the current Olympics and replace them. What would they be?

 

Dressage

Show Jumping

Ping Pong

 

Because fuck the rich and fuck China.

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I'm not into 3 Day Eventing (especially the Dressage) but at least it's the pinacle of their sport. That said, I thought the ending to the Golf was class and, applying the opposite of that principle, that shouldn't be in either.

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Volleyball and water polo, the beach version of volleyball can stay for the arse. It's probably because the Americans are good at both but it's on every single fucking day, how are they not over yet? there's 6 person teams, 4 person, 2 person, beach, indoor, can they not just have 1 version and be done with it ffs. Water Polo is a fucking joke and can whistle as well. Handball can fuck off to piss off the Germans in all.

 

 

Wait a sec Wykikitoon, you get riled up by drug cheats and want to see powerlifing? :lol:

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British lass just overtook a former doper to take bronze in the hammer. Wykiki meltdown incoming!

 

This lass used to be a ballet dancer apparently. She looks better suited to the hammer tbf. [emoji38] She's no sugarplum fairy.

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British lass just overtook a former doper to take bronze in the hammer. Wykiki meltdown incoming!

 

This lass used to be a ballet dancer apparently. She looks better suited to the hammer tbf. [emoji38] She's no sugarplum fairy.

 

did you see the state of the polish bint who won it? fucking hell. 

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I think it's too bloated now like. I'd take out all the sports where the Olympics doesn't represent the pinnacle. Golf, football, tennis etc. Also I'd get rid of some of the peripheral shite like synchronized swimming. I don't think we need to replace any of these. However, indoor climbing is increasingly popular , is very skilful, and athletic. Should be included imo.

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