Newcastles vereinigte Deppen und verdammte Holzfüße gegen beklopptes Liverpool FC

[Meenzer 15526]

what's awkward about these thread titles is that it autotweets and hashtags them to try generate traffic

 

and toontastic shares its name (we were first) with some sort of kids learning app

 

 

[Bizza 105]

what's awkward about these thread titles is that it autotweets and hashtags them to try generate traffic

 

and toontastic shares its name (we were first) with some sort of kids learning app

 

[ewerk 30610]

[adios 717]

[NJS 4384]

That's just about made my day

[Monkeys Fist 42440]

WHAT is that thing in the top left corner?!

 

 

Edit: the picture that fish posted.

Battered turds, obviously.

[Monkeys Fist 42440]

what's awkward about these thread titles is that it autotweets and hashtags them to try generate traffic

 

and toontastic shares its name (we were first) with some sort of kids learning app

 

Can we make extreme profanity a requirement in every new thread title?

[Ayatollah Hermione 13866]

 

I am irrationally angry about this

[trophyshy 7083]

what's awkward about these thread titles is that it autotweets and hashtags them to try generate traffic

 

and toontastic shares its name (we were first) with some sort of kids learning app

 

every new thread?

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3894]

Hence why I didn't tell you lot it's been doing it for over a year... Don't rip the arse outta it lol

Challenge accepted

[wykikitoon 20139]

Doper Origi is out on Saturday through injury

[ewerk 30610]

Good news as he's been in decent form. Hopefully they'll start Benteke for another lacklustre performance.

[The Fish 10857]

Talk of quite a few changes to the line up. Could work either way for us. Fringe players trying fucking hard to impress, or players knowing the season's pretty much over for them.

[trooper 940]

This from the presser

 

Benitez: " Mbabu is in the squad for #Liverpool game. Coloccini and Janmaat out.

 

Benitez: "We must believe. I'm not happy with a start of just 2 games, we need more. But intensity & character means players believe"

 

Benitez: "Competition between players is really important. Gini & Jonjo's reactions have been good. But it is positive for the team

 

Benitez: "Anita & Tiote have been examples. Like Smicer at #lfc, these players not playing much have to be ready to contribute later"

 

Benitez: "Everything people say about Liverpool I already know first hand. The atmosphere with the Geordies and Scousers will be electric"

 

Benitez: "We are fighting and they are fighting. They have a good manager and they have good players. The atmosphere will be fantastic."

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

Sakho has been banned for a failed drugs test.

[The Fish 10857]

Sakho has been banned for a failed drugs test.

Wow, really?

[gpirlo68 0]

Aye looks like Lucas and Lovren as the centre back partnership for Liverpool

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

Wow, really?

Aye, something about a substance in a supplement he was taking that he was unaware of. Thing is the test was over a month ago so it's took them a while to ban him.

[gpirlo68 0]

Aye, something about a substance in a supplement he was taking that he was unaware of. Thing is the test was over a month ago so it's took them a while to ban him.

Apparently a weight loss drug anorl

Strange one

[gpirlo68 0]

Newcastle

26Darlow

8Anita

15Lascelles

18Mbemba

3Dummett

24Tioté

4Colback

25Townsend

7Sissoko

17Pérez

9Cissé

Substitutes

5Wijnaldum

10de Jong

12Shelvey

16Aarons

41Woodman

43Mbabu

45Mitrovic

[Slayer 3]

A draw would be a great result in isolation but not good enough for our huge predicament

[Howmanheyman 33197]

[adios 717]

Not happy about Sturridge starting. Is this the week this season he's going to play?

 

At least Coutinho's only on the bench.

[McFaul 35]

Murderers 4 Newcastle 0 I'm sad to say.

[gpirlo68 0]

Murderers 4 Newcastle 0 I'm sad to say.

Well our good karma has just gone straight out of the window....