CraigCooper 0 Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 'I've applied for Villa job' Aston Villa v Chelsea (12:45 BST) Posted at 12:37 Former Newcastle boss John Carver on BBC Radio 5 live: "Villa have a fantastic fan base and if you look at the candidates that are being put forward to replace Remi Garde, there are some good ones. Have I applied, I think I have, via my agent. Have I heard anything back? Not yet. "They almost know they are certainly down so the sooner they get somebody in, they can prepare for next season. Draw up the list and get the players you want." Doesn't even know if has applied for the job or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44986 Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 [emoji38]I like his little interview he's given himself. Have I applied? I think I have! Have I heard back yet? No. Am I surprised? Not particularly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33270 Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Worst thing he did was coming out of the shadows. Should've kept in the background instead of letting the whole world see how much of a buffoon he is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11404 Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 The fucking state of him man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haydnator 45 Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Looks like he's giggling at a fart in that picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7034 Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 He's definitely got poor insight into his reputation as a coach. I would say he's beyond overvalued ideas and bordering on fixed delusional beliefs if I'm giving my professional opinion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42465 Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Looks like he's giggling at a fart in that picture. "Here, Tayls, sew a fucking button on that!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21963 Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Time for a triumphant return to his hometown club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Why would you apply through your agent.In fact,why has he got an agent.Ffs man.You send your cv off to Villa park then you hope you receive a response.What would your agent do that you cannot do.He's clearly another arsehole whose involved in football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44986 Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 John Carver's agent is probably a full time bin-man doing this in his spare time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haydnator 45 Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 "Here, Tayls, sew a fucking button on that!" The fart's probably not even his own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42465 Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haydnator 45 Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30656 Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 On radio 5 this week he said we got rid of Simpson,who was a better defender than attacking defender,to bring in someone who was better going forward but worse at defending than Simpson.aye,our defence has been all but watertight since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44986 Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 Wasn't that the point he was making? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImpossiblyDaft 1 Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 'I've applied for Villa job' Aston Villa v Chelsea (12:45 BST) Posted at 12:37 Former Newcastle boss John Carver on BBC Radio 5 live: "Villa have a fantastic fan base and if you look at the candidates that are being put forward to replace Remi Garde, there are some good ones. Have I applied, I think I have, via my agent. Have I heard anything back? Not yet. "They almost know they are certainly down so the sooner they get somebody in, they can prepare for next season. Draw up the list and get the players you want." Doesn't even know if has applied for the job or not. He's probably said to the agent "hey, apply for that" but has a sneaking suspicion that after the agent said "sure thing, I'll get right on that, John!" and put the phone down, the agent started laughing and didn't do anything so as not to damage his reputation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 I should be loyal to him seeing as though he had many of the same teachers as me, 15 years before, but he's a fuckin clown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42465 Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 You've also shit yourself with a similar gay abandon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 You've also shit yourself with a similar gay abandon. Not one bloke on this forum has avoided following through at least once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33270 Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 I've never followed through despite being regularly arseholed. Not sure how the drink/shitting connection works to be honest? (apart from shitting through the eye of a needle the next day) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30656 Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 It's disturbing that you believe it to be normal behaviour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44986 Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 Boring, depressed people that work at Northern Rock don't shit themselves. And I should know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15552 Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 I've never done it and you wouldn't believe some of the things that have been up there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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