Andrew 4748 Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 Footballs been cancelled and I don't even get a fucking day off. useless. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20129 Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 Wonder if they can the commonwealth games now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20129 Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-62844663 Bit on bairns Quote It is not yet clear if they will close at all before then. The Department for Education and devolved administrations are expected to issue advice. Aye because Covid closures didn't do enough harm. So let's close schools now because Jemima has been told by her parents Sebastian and Kindred have told her to be. FFS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17255 Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 No tour of Britain cycling finish @ Ferndown tomorrow, the current Mrs PL’s home town No all day sesh in that London on Sunday, regardless of ticket situation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20129 Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 3 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: No tour of Britain cycling finish @ Ferndown tomorrow, the current Mrs PL’s home town No all day sesh in that London on Sunday, regardless of ticket situation ToB has been cancelled fully. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7025 Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 Every cloud... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Whitehurst 895 Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 9 hours ago, Alex said: Better than signing Leighton Baines? Spoke to my mate and she confirmed that Baines will NOT be joining. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Whitehurst 895 Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 10 hours ago, Christmas Tree said: I read tonight the Downing Street was informed at 4pm so this could turn out to be the best bit of ITK ever to grace Toontastic. Broken clocks and all that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20129 Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30602 Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 Hang on a second, she told the nation last night that the Queen was a personal inspiration to her? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42427 Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 I’d love to be a fly on the wall when Charlie gets his inheritance tax bill.… 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30602 Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 I imagine the scene will be something like this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21620 Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 Help me, I'm already flagging here lads, I don't think I can last the full 10 days without LOSING MY SHIT. I like to listen to the radio whilst I wfh, and R5 is predictably back to back coverage telling me the queen is dead. Repeating the same shit over and over. Fair enough, but then ALL the other radio staions are doing it, and playing mournful shit slow shit ballads in between. To make matters worse I've cancelled my music streaming services to save money, guess I'll have to sign up again. I love the way we are getting no time off work but anything remotely joyful is cancelled. Get yourself to graft, but we don't care whether your a republican or not, you're not watching football. The fate of the Great North Run is still in the balance. If that is cancelled it's a sign this country is truly insane, no different ot Argentina and Eva Peron. 60,000 runners, most of whom have been training for months. All the cancelled transport, hotels, and money raised for charity, gone. It won't be possible to rearrange it. Fucking madness even considering cancelling this. 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4748 Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 4 minutes ago, Renton said: Help me, I'm already flagging here lads, I don't think I can last the full 10 days without LOSING MY SHIT. I like to listen to the radio whilst I wfh, and R5 is predictably back to back coverage telling me the queen is dead. Repeating the same shit over and over. Fair enough, but then ALL the other radio staions are doing it, and playing mournful shit slow shit ballads in between. To make matters worse I've cancelled my music streaming services to save money, guess I'll have to sign up again. I love the way we are getting no time off work but anything remotely joyful is cancelled. Get yourself to graft, but we don't care whether your a republican or not, you're not watching football. The fate of the Great North Run is still in the balance. If that is cancelled it's a sign this country is truly insane, no different ot Argentina and Eva Peron. 60,000 runners, most of whom have been training for months. All the cancelled transport, hotels, and money raised for charity, gone. It won't be possible to rearrange it. Fucking madness even considering cancelling this. If you havent taken a dive into youtube, nows the time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21620 Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 2 minutes ago, Andrew said: If you havent taken a dive into youtube, nows the time! Isn't that filled with adverts if you're not on premium? My 4 month free trial has just ended. I'm still pondering whichmusic service to sign up to. Spotify - best overall experience, seems to know what I like more than others, but no extras. Youtube music - decent enough, and advert free youtube. Amazon Prime Unlimited - big collection, comes with Amazon Prime, but I'm less keen on the interface and it tends to hang on me a lot. Amazon Prime - fucking shit for music, but cheap. Apple - fuck that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4748 Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 Yeah but its still good streaming stuff where you can avoid all of this shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4379 Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 25 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: I’d love to be a fly on the wall when Charlie gets his inheritance tax bill.… He'll pay a token amount for a nice headline to save a 150m bill - that's what his mother did when her mother died. (Apologies for the serious point). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13863 Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 19 minutes ago, Renton said: Help me, I'm already flagging here lads, I don't think I can last the full 10 days without LOSING MY SHIT. I like to listen to the radio whilst I wfh, and R5 is predictably back to back coverage telling me the queen is dead. Repeating the same shit over and over. Fair enough, but then ALL the other radio staions are doing it, and playing mournful shit slow shit ballads in between. To make matters worse I've cancelled my music streaming services to save money, guess I'll have to sign up again. I love the way we are getting no time off work but anything remotely joyful is cancelled. Get yourself to graft, but we don't care whether your a republican or not, you're not watching football. The fate of the Great North Run is still in the balance. If that is cancelled it's a sign this country is truly insane, no different ot Argentina and Eva Peron. 60,000 runners, most of whom have been training for months. All the cancelled transport, hotels, and money raised for charity, gone. It won't be possible to rearrange it. Fucking madness even considering cancelling this. Im sure the crown will match those charitable donations. Maybe they can siphon a bit from the SIX BILLION POUND funeral she’ll be having. Bit of a smaller spread at the wake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13863 Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 10 minutes ago, Renton said: Isn't that filled with adverts if you're not on premium? My 4 month free trial has just ended. I'm still pondering whichmusic service to sign up to. Spotify - best overall experience, seems to know what I like more than others, but no extras. Youtube music - decent enough, and advert free youtube. Amazon Prime Unlimited - big collection, comes with Amazon Prime, but I'm less keen on the interface and it tends to hang on me a lot. Amazon Prime - fucking shit for music, but cheap. Apple - fuck that. Use Spotify’s web player with a good ad-blocker and you should be good to go. Lose a bit of functionality because the web player is shit but I did it for a few month when I was cutting back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30602 Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 It's fair to say that not everyone mourned her passing. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21620 Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 4 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: Im sure the crown will match those charitable donations. Maybe they can siphon a bit from the SIX BILLION POUND funeral she’ll be having. Bit of a smaller spread at the wake I had to look this up, unbelieveable we will spunk this much money cos the boss has retired. Good job Truss has found the money forest. https://news.sky.com/story/queens-death-what-needs-to-change-now-from-money-to-post-boxes-and-the-national-anthem-12692998# I managed to upset my youngest yesterday, told her that all cash was invalid now as it had the queen's head on it and not Charles. She was close to tears cos she thought all her birthday money was worthless. She is so naive and I am such a cunt (for about 30 seconds!). 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 "You might as well give it all to me" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15525 Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35079 Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21915 Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 45 minutes ago, Renton said: Help me, I'm already flagging here lads, I don't think I can last the full 10 days without LOSING MY SHIT. I like to listen to the radio whilst I wfh, and R5 is predictably back to back coverage telling me the queen is dead. Repeating the same shit over and over. Fair enough, but then ALL the other radio staions are doing it, and playing mournful shit slow shit ballads in between. To make matters worse I've cancelled my music streaming services to save money, guess I'll have to sign up again. I love the way we are getting no time off work but anything remotely joyful is cancelled. Get yourself to graft, but we don't care whether your a republican or not, you're not watching football. The fate of the Great North Run is still in the balance. If that is cancelled it's a sign this country is truly insane, no different ot Argentina and Eva Peron. 60,000 runners, most of whom have been training for months. All the cancelled transport, hotels, and money raised for charity, gone. It won't be possible to rearrange it. Fucking madness even considering cancelling this. we live in such an odd country. drives me mad how we're prescribed this shit. we're being told how we must feel and most people are too scared to say how they really feel about it it. look, an old woman died. that's always sad. but do me a fucking favour with this period of national mourning bullshit. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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