Monkeys Fist 42129 Posted August 2, 2021 Share Posted August 2, 2021 On your way back there’s a little known, but beautiful, area called the Gorbals in Clydesdale - definitely worth a stop, 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44498 Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 Who knew Yorkshire was this nice? We've been lucky with the weather, but the villages around here are all class looking, little stream running through them, stone houses, all that shit. Everyone in Yorkshire sounds like they're complaining though, no matter what they're talking about. It's no wonder they churn out so many endurance athletes though. Mint countryside, windy roads, and the constant need to escape the sound of complaint in the air. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4711 Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 1 hour ago, Gemmill said: Who knew Yorkshire was this nice? We've been lucky with the weather, but the villages around here are all class looking, little stream running through them, stone houses, all that shit. Everyone in Yorkshire sounds like they're complaining though, no matter what they're talking about. It's no wonder they churn out so many endurance athletes though. Mint countryside, windy roads, and the constant need to escape the sound of complaint in the air. Primrose valley? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44498 Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 9 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: Primrose valley? Nah were about 10 miles north of Helmsley in the North York Moors National Park. The "village" we're in is about 5 houses and a pub at the bottom of a valley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44498 Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 We went for lunch in this old pub in Appleton- Le-Moors earlier today. This yorkshire bloke in his late 50s turns up, all walking geared up, about 10 minutes after they've finished serving food, and asks if he can still get something to eat. The barman kindly says he'll ask the chef and the chef agrees they'll sort him out with some food after he fucking moans on about how he's been walking 20 miles etc. This cunt sits at a table and five minutes later, without even turning his head to look at the bar, shouts seemingly to the whole bar, "Ready to order now!" As it turns out there's no one at the bar, so the head shaking starts from this miserable twat. At this point, the barman walks back in and cunto pipes up, "I SAID I'm ready to order now!". Then when the barman goes over, before he's even had the chance to ask what the bloke wants, he tells him "I didn't expect to be sitting this long waiting to order!" I couldn't fucking believe what I was hearing. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32826 Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 30 minutes ago, Gemmill said: We went for lunch in this old pub in Appleton- Le-Moors earlier today. This yorkshire bloke in his late 50s turns up, all walking geared up, about 10 minutes after they've finished serving food, and asks if he can still get something to eat. The barman kindly says he'll ask the chef and the chef agrees they'll sort him out with some food after he fucking moans on about how he's been walking 20 miles etc. This cunt sits at a table and five minutes later, without even turning his head to look at the bar, shouts seemingly to the whole bar, "Ready to order now!" As it turns out there's no one at the bar, so the head shaking starts from this miserable twat. At this point, the barman walks back in and cunto pipes up, "I SAID I'm ready to order now!". Then when the barman goes over, before he's even had the chance to ask what the bloke wants, he tells him "I didn't expect to be sitting this long waiting to order!" I couldn't fucking believe what I was hearing. I saw an older wife in tears trying to park, take it she hit a bollard and her old husband getting irate outside making things 100 times worse for the panicking auld dear shouting he was going to go home etc. She kept reversing out and every time he was getting more and more stressed. It was a disabled spot and it was a canny sized car, not sure she could see properly and felt like shouting over to the bloke to pipe down and do it himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 Don't be low t, getting annoyed by woman drivers is manly. That it's an older driver just makes it a double whammy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34913 Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 1 hour ago, Gemmill said: We went for lunch in this old pub in Appleton- Le-Moors earlier today. This yorkshire bloke in his late 50s turns up, all walking geared up, about 10 minutes after they've finished serving food, and asks if he can still get something to eat. The barman kindly says he'll ask the chef and the chef agrees they'll sort him out with some food after he fucking moans on about how he's been walking 20 miles etc. This cunt sits at a table and five minutes later, without even turning his head to look at the bar, shouts seemingly to the whole bar, "Ready to order now!" As it turns out there's no one at the bar, so the head shaking starts from this miserable twat. At this point, the barman walks back in and cunto pipes up, "I SAID I'm ready to order now!". Then when the barman goes over, before he's even had the chance to ask what the bloke wants, he tells him "I didn't expect to be sitting this long waiting to order!" I couldn't fucking believe what I was hearing. A beautiful county ruined by the locals 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34913 Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 They’re tighter than cramp as well 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13837 Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 When I was in Leeds, they had a poster in the window of some shit bar advertising two pints of something for £6 and no word of a lie, printed on the poster was “SSP: £3.40” They could peel an orange in their back pocket with a boxing glove on. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34913 Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 When I went camping near Helmsley the other week it was about 30c and the farmer that owned the site was driving around telling off kids for filling their water pistols up 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32826 Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 Not Yorkshire but close enough in my eyes, mate asked for a bag of chips and a can of pop at Oldham, lass looked at him and give it the 'Ya wot, luv?' he said it again and she gave him a bag of chips and a tin of beans so you can add thick as fuck to tight as fuck. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4375 Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 They really don't like it but I consider Yorkshire and Lancashire to be occupied by the same sub-species. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10779 Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 42 minutes ago, NJS said: They really don't like it but I consider Yorkshire and Lancashire to be occupied by the same sub-species. From my experience Lancs think everything and everywhere is shit, Yorks think everything and everywhere else is shit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19980 Posted August 22, 2021 Share Posted August 22, 2021 On 18/08/2021 at 16:38, Gemmill said: Who knew Yorkshire was this nice? We've been lucky with the weather, but the villages around here are all class looking, little stream running through them, stone houses, all that shit. Everyone in Yorkshire sounds like they're complaining though, no matter what they're talking about. It's no wonder they churn out so many endurance athletes though. Mint countryside, windy roads, and the constant need to escape the sound of complaint in the air. That's because we are always complaining. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34913 Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 In gorgeous Eskdale until Friday. Even the weather is nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19980 Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 Stunning up there. Have you been up to the waterfall? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32826 Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 Just now, wykikitoon said: Stunning up there. Have you been up to the waterfall? No, he's just going to stick to the rivers and the lakes that he's used to. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21393 Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 Sounds like a euphemism. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44498 Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 Everything sounds like a euphemism to a DERANGED FANNY MUNCHER. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19980 Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 We go to Devon on Friday. Although off to Bath for a night first to split the journey up. Never been there so looking forward to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21847 Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 Bath is a lovely little place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15432 Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34913 Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 On 23/08/2021 at 09:36, wykikitoon said: Stunning up there. Have you been up to the waterfall? Stanley Ghyll Force? Aye, mate.m, if that’s where you mean. Not sure about that viewing platform with the cut out bits in the floor like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7009 Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 The "walking miles up hills in the pissy wet" gene must have passed me by mind. The Europeans have the right idea. Get a cable car up, walk across the top to take in the views and get the cable car back down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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