The Fish 10855 Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 2 minutes ago, Gemmill said: YOU'RE OLDER THAN ME! I'm not so I don't hesitate to say this; You're old as fuck mate. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44814 Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 Zip it, slaphead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21592 Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 21 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Listen, I like to spend my time between the lake, chucking the ball in for the dog to swim about, Lake Road Brunch (marvellous Shakshuka! Great pancake stacks!) and The Round (class burger place/pub) on the main street. Oh and Booths for my fresh produce. I have an upper limit on my walks of 1.5 hours. And that, my friends, is how the upper crust holiday in Keswick! I mean, what's the point in being there? Keswick is ideally situated for: Scafell pike/Great Gable via seathwaite. Buttermere via Honnister. Skiddaw, literally above your head. Blencathra, just along the road. At least climb Catbells you lazy fuck. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42389 Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 20 minutes ago, Gemmill said: YOU'RE OLDER THAN ME! The day I even think about buying a static caravan is the day I’ve given up on life. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42389 Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 You’ve got a special pair of “indoor-only” Crocs for The Static, haven’t you? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10855 Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 9 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Zip it, slaphead! Zip? Arthritic fingers can't handle buttons anymore old bean? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42389 Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 Gemmill getting his arse handed to him on a plate here… …a plate, on a doily, on a tartan tray, with a selection of nice biscuits. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44814 Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 10 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Gemmill getting his arse handed to him on a plate here… …a plate, on a doily, on a tartan tray, with a selection of nice biscuits. Sounds fucking ideal! Shortbread?! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42389 Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 Just now, Gemmill said: Sounds fucking ideal! Shortbread?! Anything as long as it’s not got seeds in- they get stuck in your dentures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44814 Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 23 minutes ago, Renton said: I mean, what's the point in being there? Keswick is ideally situated for: Scafell pike/Great Gable via seathwaite. Buttermere via Honnister. Skiddaw, literally above your head. Blencathra, just along the road. At least climb Catbells you lazy fuck. Fuck all that noise. I look up at these things, they look great, very scenic.But I don't need to be all up in their shit. I did the loop round the lake on the boat and noted the stop that you get off at if you want to fucking exhaust yourself climbing Cat Bells. Then I went back to the main street and had a cornish pasty. I mean this is real living. You and your fucking achievement of climbing these silly hills. No thank you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44814 Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 25 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: The day I even think about buying a static caravan is the day I’ve given up on life. You'd stay in a tent though, you dirty pig. Standing fully upright, shitting next to a tree and just pulling your pants up and walking off without wiping. It's all the same to you standers. ANIMALS! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21592 Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 26 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: The day I even think about buying a static caravan is the day I’ve given up on life. MF waking up form his luxury Lakes accomodation. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44814 Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 Just now, Renton said: MF waking up form his luxury Lakes accomodation. I mean look at that idiot. He's got dredds cos of course he fucking has. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21592 Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 1 minute ago, Gemmill said: Fuck all that noise. I look up at these things, they look great, very scenic.But I don't need to be all up in their shit. I did the loop round the lake on the boat and noted the stop that you get off at if you want to fucking exhaust yourself climbing Cat Bells. Then I went back to the main street and had a cornish pasty. I mean this is real living. You and your fucking achievement of climbing these silly hills. No thank you. Catbells is hardly an achievement. You get a completely different perspective from up there plus, you know, it's good for your health. Choose a nice day, walk to Catbells, "climb" Catbells come down acorss the Southern end of the lake via Lordon, have lunch and a bevvy or two at the hotel or St Mary's mount, walk back to Keswick on the lakeshore. A 5 year old could do it, I know for a fact cos I made my 5 year old do it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21592 Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 2 minutes ago, Gemmill said: I mean look at that idiot. He's got dredds cos of course he fucking has. It's an older one of MF admittedly. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42389 Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 4 minutes ago, Renton said: MF waking up form his luxury Lakes accomodation. Whys this daft cunt got a lilo? There’s no swimming pools on El Cap! ( Also, these lads shit in Pringles tubes and have to carry it out with all their gear Take that filthy arse spelunkers! ) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21592 Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 3 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Whys this daft cunt got a lilo? There’s no swimming pools on El Cap! ( Also, these lads shit in Pringles tubes and have to carry it out with all their gear Take that filthy arse spelunkers! ) Never got that either. Just OD on codeine and Loperamide (Immodium), problem sorted. This is obviously when you became a filfthy stander, shitting dangling froma rope. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 18 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Fuck all that noise. I look up at these things, they look great, very scenic.But I don't need to be all up in their shit. I did the loop round the lake on the boat and noted the stop that you get off at if you want to fucking exhaust yourself climbing Cat Bells. Then I went back to the main street and had a cornish pasty. I mean this is real living. You and your fucking achievement of climbing these silly hills. No thank you. Welcome to the club 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44814 Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 Just now, Christmas Tree said: Welcome to the club This is me and you CT, living La Dolce Vita. While these fucking plebs climb hills, worrying where they're gonna have their next shit. WE'RE WALKING LIKE IN LA DOLCE VITA THIS TIME WE GOT IT RIGHT 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35064 Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 I get not being into hiking (to each their own). But I DO NOT FUCKING GET the types who go to the pubs in Keswick, Ambleside etc wearing about a £1000’s worth of immaculate walking gear. I mean if you’re going to pretend to be something, why a rambler? It’s so weird. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44814 Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 For the record, I go looking hot as shit in cowboy boots and a stetson. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9723 Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: Whys this daft cunt got a lilo? There’s no swimming pools on El Cap! ( Also, these lads shit in Pringles tubes and have to carry it out with all their gear Take that filthy arse spelunkers! ) He's half way up a fucking cliff man, I refuse to believe they don't take turns launching their turds to see who can get it the furthest. It's the disgusting, hippy equivalent of hockling off bridges. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42389 Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 1 hour ago, Renton said: Catbells is hardly an achievement. You get a completely different perspective from up there plus, you know, it's good for your health. Choose a nice day, walk to Catbells, "climb" Catbells come down acorss the Southern end of the lake via Lordon, have lunch and a bevvy or two at the hotel or St Mary's mount, walk back to Keswick on the lakeshore. A 5 year old could do it, I know for a fact cos I made my 5 year old do it! Come on now Renton! How’s he expected to do this, aaand get back in time for his nap before Countdown and The Chase? ffs. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35064 Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 15 minutes ago, Gemmill said: For the record, I go looking hot as shit in cowboy boots and a stetson. It wasn’t in reference to you (or CT) but you see it loads in the lakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42389 Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 6 minutes ago, Dazzler said: He's half way up a fucking cliff man, I refuse to believe they don't take turns launching their turds to see who can get it the furthest. It's the disgusting, hippy equivalent of hockling off bridges. I’ve done this When I was a hippy. edit; it’s mentioned in the Ed’s Blog Welcome Thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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