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The security guards are the size of oompah lumpahs and are shitin cunts. Happy to sort out "trouble" at Jesmond, fucking all get off at Walkergate before facing the charver corridor. 

 

Have I mentioned I don't like charvers? 

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6 minutes ago, Renton said:

The security guards are the size of oompah lumpahs and are shitin cunts. Happy to sort out "trouble" at Jesmond, fucking all get off at Walkergate before facing the charver corridor. 

 

Have I mentioned I don't like charvers? 

 

'so what did yi dee then, like?'

 

'ah flicked iz ear and sez, 'what yee ganna dee like, DAFT CUNT!'

 

'whadee dee?'

 

'fuck aahl! Went on a message board and moaned about it a few months Latah, the fucking ladgeful cunt!'

 

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16 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

'so what did yi dee then, like?'

 

'ah flicked iz ear and sez, 'what yee ganna dee like, DAFT CUNT!'

 

'whadee dee?'

 

'fuck aahl! Went on a message board and moaned about it a few months Latah, the fucking ladgeful cunt!'

 

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13 hours ago, Gemmill said:

The answer to all of the above BTW is you calmly take off whatever top you're currently wearing, put on your white chef's jacket and say "Right big boy, do you wanna fucking go?"

 

9 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

:lol:

 

Was thinking similar, after a few pints I'm like like Begbie, willing some wide, so-called, hard cunt to open their mooth. 

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17 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:


sounds shit. Move to London. The trains here are perfect: no one dares risking making eye contact by looking up from their phone or book.
 

My 15 minute train ride is my favourite 30 minutes of the day. Just me and my phone with no interruptions from colleagues or kids, which basically means browsing this forum and listening to some twat on a Newcastle podcast 

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17 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:


sounds shit. Move to London. The trains here are perfect: no one dares risking making eye contact by looking up from their phone or book.
 

My 15 minute train ride is my favourite 30 minutes of the day. Just me and my phone with no interruptions from colleagues or kids, which basically means browsing this forum and listening to some twat on a Newcastle podcast 

Fuck that, move to Cheshire. The trains are fine, worst you have to put up with is a Mortimerian Train Guy. Driving is better though, main roads can get canny busy, but the back roads are generally quieter and lovely countryside. 

 

Plus, and I know this would be a deal breaker, fewer seagulls.

 

 

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17 hours ago, Renton said:

The security guards are the size of oompah lumpahs and are shitin cunts. Happy to sort out "trouble" at Jesmond, fucking all get off at Walkergate before facing the charver corridor. 

 

Have I mentioned I don't like charvers? 

 

:lol:

 

The next time I ever watch a film about the battle of the Atlantic and you see a captain of one of the merchant navy ships stoically, stiff upper lip on show, waving goodbye to the RAF aircrew as they have to turn back in their escort planes as they've reached their fuel limit and leaving the convoy to the mercy of the U-boat wolf pack I'm going to imagine Rents looking at the minimum wage Sodexo 'security' skinny lads as they get off at Walkergate metro station thinking to themselves, 'Percy Main? Howdon? fuck that'. 

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9 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Weather has been terrible today but it cleared up long enough for me to hit a score of 999 on the “KICKER” machine that registers just how fucking brilliant your right foot is. Get Ryder on the phone, i’m available for any and all Champions League fixtures 

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Been hot, clammy and still here for the past week then Alexa piped up yesterday with a Yellow warning from the Met Office. Thunderstorms are coming, she said. 

 

Lying robotic witch. It's now over cast, still and clammy as all hell, but not a drop of rain anywhere. Where's my fucking Thunderstorm Alexa?! Where?!

 

Car's covered in Saharan dust as well. 

 

And I've got some kind of summer cold/flu/COVID thing.

 

 

Everyone without an ice cold can of something, can fuck right off.

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3 minutes ago, The Fish said:

Been hot, clammy and still here for the past week then Alexa piped up yesterday with a Yellow warning from the Met Office. Thunderstorms are coming, she said. 

 

Lying robotic witch. It's now over cast, still and clammy as all hell, but not a drop of rain anywhere. Where's my fucking Thunderstorm Alexa?! Where?!

 

Car's covered in Saharan dust as well. 

 

And I've got some kind of summer cold/flu/COVID thing.

 

 

Everyone without an ice cold can of something, can fuck right off.

Well, if you will rely on algorithms :smile:

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