Monkeys Fist 42412 Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 4 minutes ago, Renton said: Fucking hell, do you ride then side saddle? I might be after a few miles. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20129 Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: 20km on these streamlined bitches I’m contemplating a full shave-down to pick up a few hundredths of a second on our eta. First time since I was 19 I haven't shaved my legs wad this winter. My wife moaned 😂 'when are you shaving your legs they look awful' 🤣 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11263 Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 2 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Apparently the Queen likes a bit of rough. Not that rough 🙂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35077 Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 3 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Going full Dutch and cycling in to The Hague today, might bump on to the Royal cloggies. Apparently the Queen likes a bit of rough. You going to the Escher Museum? Or are you nowhere near as boring as me? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15519 Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 1 hour ago, Alex said: You going to the Escher Museum? Or are you nowhere near as boring as me? I hope it's only on one floor or there'll be trouble. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42412 Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 3 hours ago, Alex said: You going to the Escher Museum? Or are you nowhere near as boring as me? We went, and now we’re in Amsterdam. Great place though. 👍 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20129 Posted July 29, 2023 Share Posted July 29, 2023 Down in't big smurk this weekend. Just been to battersea power station. Wow. Absolutely stunning. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21915 Posted July 29, 2023 Share Posted July 29, 2023 Off to interlaken, Lauterbrunnen and Grindlewald in the Swiss alps. Looks alreet like We’re then getting a train to Lake Lugano and finally Lake Como 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42412 Posted July 29, 2023 Share Posted July 29, 2023 Just got back from an afternoon stroll around the old town of Gouda. Anyone want to take a guess at the most common theme in the tourist tat shops? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21915 Posted July 29, 2023 Share Posted July 29, 2023 32 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Just got back from an afternoon stroll around the old town of Gouda. Anyone want to take a guess at the most common theme in the tourist tat shops? I can’t but it’s bound to be a bit cheesy 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15519 Posted July 29, 2023 Share Posted July 29, 2023 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: Just got back from an afternoon stroll around the old town of Gouda. Anyone want to take a guess at the most common theme in the tourist tat shops? It'sh, how you shay, the porno, yesh? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20129 Posted July 29, 2023 Share Posted July 29, 2023 8 hours ago, wykikitoon said: Down in't big smurk this weekend. Just been to battersea power station. Wow. Absolutely stunning. @Monkeys Fist For once I'm not taking the piss 😂 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42412 Posted August 2, 2023 Share Posted August 2, 2023 Heading home. Found the local Albatross importers. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42412 Posted August 2, 2023 Share Posted August 2, 2023 Just got home. 60mph winds on the channel crossing, then had to wait for an hour to get in to Dover harbour as there were no free docking spaces. Not even back on home soil and the fucking traffic jams started 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11263 Posted August 3, 2023 Share Posted August 3, 2023 3 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Just got home. 60mph winds on the channel crossing, then had to wait for an hour to get in to Dover harbour as there were no free docking spaces. Not even back on home soil and the fucking traffic jams started Serves you right for turning your back on a holiday in England 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35077 Posted August 3, 2023 Share Posted August 3, 2023 Been on the Amsterdam ferry in the winter when it was about force 10 coming home. You then realise why it’s cheap at that time of year with that being reasonably common. At least I wasn’t one of the poor buggers who appeared to be seasick for the entire journey. I was back on land for about half a day before it felt like the ground wasn’t moving 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15519 Posted August 3, 2023 Share Posted August 3, 2023 An essential part of every family holiday when I was a kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35077 Posted August 3, 2023 Share Posted August 3, 2023 8 minutes ago, Meenzer said: An essential part of every family holiday when I was a kid. I remember them (used to get carsick when I was really young) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17246 Posted August 3, 2023 Share Posted August 3, 2023 Did Wellington > Picton across the cook straight, booked on for the 1pm crossing, it didn’t arrive into Wellington till 6pm for us to start boarding, accompanied by a kiwi TV news team who proceeded to take shots of the piles of vomit lying about the passengers area (that this passes for news in NZ is one of the greatest joys of my life ) We eventually left about 9pm, with much of the spew still lying around…. just about held on to our guts until we reached Marlborough Sounds where all suddenly became calm so I had a pint to celebrate 🍺 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21915 Posted August 3, 2023 Share Posted August 3, 2023 Like the Lake District on steroids this place 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 Having a lovely, kid free uk tour with Mrs Tree. Chester was lovely, Snowdonia gorgeous. Off to Cardiff tomorrow to relive my sofa king days at my favourite restaurant and then off for a few days sea kayaking around Cornwall. Fucking lovely stuff 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42412 Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 6 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: then off for a few days sea kayaking around Cornwall CT leaves St.Ives in his adapted barge, has a total mare, and makes it back to land next morning. Local… “ Jésus, putain de Christ ! Appelez les flics, il y a une baleine échouée !” Ct… ” That’s the strongest Cornish accent I’ve ever heard” 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30598 Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven jars of Lloyd Grossman’s bhuna sauce. Fucking weirdo. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted August 9, 2023 Share Posted August 9, 2023 It’s going to be a night 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20129 Posted August 9, 2023 Share Posted August 9, 2023 On 03/08/2023 at 16:02, Dr Gloom said: Like the Lake District on steroids this place Switzerland? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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