Monkeys Fist 41318 Posted June 9 Share Posted June 9 12 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: I've been clogging t'roads in Swaledale today. @Monkeys Fisthave you climbed Kilnsey before? No, Kilnsey was for the elite boys when I was grimping. I was good but not elite good 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19293 Posted June 9 Share Posted June 9 3 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: No, Kilnsey was for the elite boys when I was grimping. I was good but not elite good When I did some climbing, the bloke that taught me set a couple routes on there and Malham, Balls of steel man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41318 Posted June 9 Share Posted June 9 22 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: When I did some climbing, the bloke that taught me set a couple routes on there and Malham, Balls of steel man. What was his name? Not John Dunne, was it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19293 Posted June 9 Share Posted June 9 No a bloke called Chris. He was an old guy. My mate went to a talk done by that John Dunne I think a couple of months back. Said he was a really nice bloke 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 16505 Posted June 9 Share Posted June 9 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: Malham Cove? I’ve climbed there once or twice. Aye there was loads of rope nonces there on Friday ☺️ 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41318 Posted June 9 Share Posted June 9 Rope nonce 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29482 Posted June 19 Share Posted June 19 Greetings from the Dominican Republic, well the blart is well and truly off the chart. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 31583 Posted June 19 Share Posted June 19 Just now, ewerk said: Greetings from the Dominican Republic, well the blart is well and truly off the chart. I hope your sunglasses are proper blackouts and your eyeballs aren't sore from looking to the left or right to the general direction of your head. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10422 Posted June 19 Share Posted June 19 12 minutes ago, ewerk said: Greetings from the Dominican Republic, well the blart is well and truly off the chart. Be careful to avoid any marauding MLFs, they'll windmill you all over. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29482 Posted June 19 Share Posted June 19 I’ve so far managed to dodge the roaming hordes of 6ft 4 brick shithouses wielding plastic swords. Difficult to tell if they’re mackems or not because not a single one is wearing their top on holiday. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42598 Posted June 19 Share Posted June 19 33 minutes ago, ewerk said: Greetings from the Dominican Republic, well the blart is well and truly off the chart. Is that the Gran Bahia Palace or something like that? Looks a lot like the place I stayed when I went there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29482 Posted June 19 Share Posted June 19 Not a million miles away, I’m in Cap Cana a little further east. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29482 Posted June 19 Share Posted June 19 (edited) The only problem is that the place is full of Americans. Not just normal Americans but those from the south east so bad goatees and golf hats all round, even some of the women. Edited June 19 by ewerk 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 31583 Posted June 19 Share Posted June 19 1 hour ago, ewerk said: The only problem is that the place is full of Americans. Not just normal Americans but those from the south east so bad goatees and golf hats all round, even some of the women. I remember a lad from New Orleans telling me he was Irish then asking me to draw a map of Ireland for him. Another said something to the Mexican lad behind the bar and after I gave him some advice he said, "You're Australian, right?" Others who were obviously friendly people and spoke soon made their excuses and left when my (very watered down) accent blew their minds and they just couldn't compute. I could come out with a few more tales but I can't be arsed to type them out. They're fucking mental like. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41318 Posted June 19 Share Posted June 19 2 hours ago, ewerk said: Greetings from the Dominican Republic, well the blart is well and truly off the chart. I take it you’ve posted the blart pics in the Sunshine Fanny thread, as I’ve zoomed and scanned this and the best I can work with is the back of some slapper’s bikini? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 31583 Posted June 19 Share Posted June 19 Fuck it, I told a ghostly tale about hearing Roman hobnail boots coming home in Wallsend on a dark, foggy autumn morning, (explaining where I was in close proximity to the original Roman wall/fort) and I kept a straight face to their awed faces whilst wor lass was nipping me in the pool and later on telling me off for bullshitting them. I said they loved it, man. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29482 Posted June 19 Share Posted June 19 26 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: I take it you’ve posted the blart pics in the Sunshine Fanny thread, as I’ve zoomed and scanned this and the best I can work with is the back of some slapper’s bikini? I did see said slapper bent over the bar wearing a thong shortly after this pic but unfortunately my levels of perviness don’t match yours so the I decided not to take the snap. Plus the wife would slap the head off me if she saw it on my phone. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 31583 Posted June 19 Share Posted June 19 10 minutes ago, ewerk said: I did see said slapper bent over the bar wearing a thong shortly after this pic but unfortunately my levels of perviness don’t match yours so the I decided not to take the snap. Plus the wife would slap the head off me if she saw it on my phone. You photograph it in the brain library, man. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41318 Posted June 19 Share Posted June 19 Snap, post, delete. ffs, this is basic level pervery. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20414 Posted June 19 Share Posted June 19 1 hour ago, ewerk said: I did see said slapper bent over the bar wearing a thong shortly after this pic but unfortunately my levels of perviness don’t match yours so the I decided not to take the snap. Plus the wife would slap the head off me if she saw it on my phone. Don't know on Apple, but on Google you can put photos from your photo reel into a PIN protected folder. If you ever needed to for some reason like. Ahem. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20414 Posted June 19 Share Posted June 19 Just now, Renton said: Don't know on Apple, but on Google you can put photos from your photo reel into a PIN protected folder. If you ever needed to for some reason like. Ahem. 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: Snap, post, delete. ffs, this is basic level pervery. Aye, very basic, you are both amateurs. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4433 Posted June 21 Share Posted June 21 Hope you’re all good 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42598 Posted June 21 Share Posted June 21 Where are you, fanny magnet? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20414 Posted June 21 Share Posted June 21 Let's guess. I reckon somewhere in Devon/Cornwall, at the local 'Spoons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4433 Posted June 21 Share Posted June 21 25 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Where are you, fanny magnet? Seaburn 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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