Renton 20434 Posted September 6, 2023 Share Posted September 6, 2023 The security guards are the size of oompah lumpahs and are shitin cunts. Happy to sort out "trouble" at Jesmond, fucking all get off at Walkergate before facing the charver corridor. Have I mentioned I don't like charvers? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 31642 Posted September 6, 2023 Share Posted September 6, 2023 6 minutes ago, Renton said: The security guards are the size of oompah lumpahs and are shitin cunts. Happy to sort out "trouble" at Jesmond, fucking all get off at Walkergate before facing the charver corridor. Have I mentioned I don't like charvers? 'so what did yi dee then, like?' 'ah flicked iz ear and sez, 'what yee ganna dee like, DAFT CUNT!' 'whadee dee?' 'fuck aahl! Went on a message board and moaned about it a few months Latah, the fucking ladgeful cunt!' 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20434 Posted September 6, 2023 Share Posted September 6, 2023 16 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: 'so what did yi dee then, like?' 'ah flicked iz ear and sez, 'what yee ganna dee like, DAFT CUNT!' 'whadee dee?' 'fuck aahl! Went on a message board and moaned about it a few months Latah, the fucking ladgeful cunt!' 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 10705 Posted September 7, 2023 Share Posted September 7, 2023 13 hours ago, Gemmill said: The answer to all of the above BTW is you calmly take off whatever top you're currently wearing, put on your white chef's jacket and say "Right big boy, do you wanna fucking go?" 9 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: Was thinking similar, after a few pints I'm like like Begbie, willing some wide, so-called, hard cunt to open their mooth. Thoughts and prayers 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10430 Posted September 7, 2023 Share Posted September 7, 2023 17 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: sounds shit. Move to London. The trains here are perfect: no one dares risking making eye contact by looking up from their phone or book. My 15 minute train ride is my favourite 30 minutes of the day. Just me and my phone with no interruptions from colleagues or kids, which basically means browsing this forum and listening to some twat on a Newcastle podcast And I appreciate your patronage. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10430 Posted September 7, 2023 Share Posted September 7, 2023 17 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: sounds shit. Move to London. The trains here are perfect: no one dares risking making eye contact by looking up from their phone or book. My 15 minute train ride is my favourite 30 minutes of the day. Just me and my phone with no interruptions from colleagues or kids, which basically means browsing this forum and listening to some twat on a Newcastle podcast Fuck that, move to Cheshire. The trains are fine, worst you have to put up with is a Mortimerian Train Guy. Driving is better though, main roads can get canny busy, but the back roads are generally quieter and lovely countryside. Plus, and I know this would be a deal breaker, fewer seagulls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21305 Posted September 7, 2023 Share Posted September 7, 2023 17 minutes ago, The Fish said: And I appreciate your patronage. no, not those twats 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 31642 Posted September 7, 2023 Share Posted September 7, 2023 (edited) 17 hours ago, Renton said: The security guards are the size of oompah lumpahs and are shitin cunts. Happy to sort out "trouble" at Jesmond, fucking all get off at Walkergate before facing the charver corridor. Have I mentioned I don't like charvers? The next time I ever watch a film about the battle of the Atlantic and you see a captain of one of the merchant navy ships stoically, stiff upper lip on show, waving goodbye to the RAF aircrew as they have to turn back in their escort planes as they've reached their fuel limit and leaving the convoy to the mercy of the U-boat wolf pack I'm going to imagine Rents looking at the minimum wage Sodexo 'security' skinny lads as they get off at Walkergate metro station thinking to themselves, 'Percy Main? Howdon? fuck that'. Edited September 7, 2023 by Howmanheyman 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41338 Posted September 7, 2023 Share Posted September 7, 2023 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13613 Posted September 7, 2023 Share Posted September 7, 2023 Weather has been terrible today but it cleared up long enough for me to hit a score of 999 on the “KICKER” machine that registers just how fucking brilliant your right foot is. Get Ryder on the phone, i’m available for any and all Champions League fixtures 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 10705 Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 9 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: Weather has been terrible today but it cleared up long enough for me to hit a score of 999 on the “KICKER” machine that registers just how fucking brilliant your right foot is. Get Ryder on the phone, i’m available for any and all Champions League fixtures 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20434 Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 Is anyone brave enough to tell AH about the absolute belter heat wave we're experiencing over here? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34101 Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 I was in York for work yesterday and it was 28c @Ayatollah Hermione 👍🏻 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10430 Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 It's been 26-28 most of this week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 31642 Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 I picked a superb fortnight to be off. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21305 Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 32 down here 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41338 Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 8 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: 32 down here Hairy fanny? A shagged out pussy? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaser 1185 Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 Very respectful 23 Deg here in the smog. IDEAL weather for MAMILs, so I just had a quick spin out. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13613 Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 2 hours ago, Alex said: I was in York for work yesterday and it was 28c @Ayatollah Hermione 👍🏻 It’s been a solid 29c today, brothers. Been in Afitos village, had some waxa Pastitso and am currently on one of our hotel terraces (sea view) drinking ice cold Alpha. You shall not have me beat 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 3860 Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 Nice gentle 30 in the shade in Mallorca Pictures all too big to load for some reason, but it's very nice 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34101 Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 Nice balmy 21c in Palmersville. Happy Friday, chaps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 10705 Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 🙂 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10430 Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 Been hot, clammy and still here for the past week then Alexa piped up yesterday with a Yellow warning from the Met Office. Thunderstorms are coming, she said. Lying robotic witch. It's now over cast, still and clammy as all hell, but not a drop of rain anywhere. Where's my fucking Thunderstorm Alexa?! Where?! Car's covered in Saharan dust as well. And I've got some kind of summer cold/flu/COVID thing. Everyone without an ice cold can of something, can fuck right off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 10705 Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 3 minutes ago, The Fish said: Been hot, clammy and still here for the past week then Alexa piped up yesterday with a Yellow warning from the Met Office. Thunderstorms are coming, she said. Lying robotic witch. It's now over cast, still and clammy as all hell, but not a drop of rain anywhere. Where's my fucking Thunderstorm Alexa?! Where?! Car's covered in Saharan dust as well. And I've got some kind of summer cold/flu/COVID thing. Everyone without an ice cold can of something, can fuck right off. Well, if you will rely on algorithms 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10430 Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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