Gemmill 44900 Posted October 21, 2022 Share Posted October 21, 2022 8 minutes ago, ewerk said: I’m on a nice weekend break in Dublin with a friend from uni who I haven’t seen in about seven years. We sit down and the first thing he mentions is that he has been arrested twice in the last three years for threatening to kill Boris Johnson and other public figures. He reckons 9/11 was done by the British, he knows who killed Princess Diana and has various other theories. I’m sharing a room with him until Sunday and I’m a bit scared at this point. Say hello to Wolfy from us. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30620 Posted October 21, 2022 Share Posted October 21, 2022 Not much fucking help to me right now, thanks very much. Apparently it’s all controlled by ‘The System’. Whatever the fuck that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30620 Posted October 21, 2022 Share Posted October 21, 2022 1 minute ago, Gemmill said: Say hello to Wolfy from us. The first person I thought of when he started talking. I could do with his advice right now. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42459 Posted October 21, 2022 Share Posted October 21, 2022 Would it be fair to say your feeling a bit under denpressure? Tell him the Flat Earth is a global conspiracy and see if he notices the irony 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13873 Posted October 21, 2022 Share Posted October 21, 2022 Going to need constant updates of Ewerk’s weekend away with this lunatic. Sounds like Louis Theroux meets Q Anon 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42459 Posted October 21, 2022 Share Posted October 21, 2022 That’ll depend on if he’s close to the worldwide “telegraph-type system” for his phone. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20156 Posted October 21, 2022 Share Posted October 21, 2022 #prayforewerk 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35095 Posted October 21, 2022 Share Posted October 21, 2022 17 minutes ago, NJS said: The 9/11 is a new one and a bit out there like. It would’ve been 11/9 for a start, if ewerk’s mate was onto anything. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30620 Posted October 21, 2022 Share Posted October 21, 2022 1 hour ago, NJS said: The 9/11 is a new one and a bit out there like. He’s offering to email me the evidence. I’m not biting. Apparently ‘The system’ is why he was never convicted and is preventing him from getting w decent job in London. He’s passed out and snoring now. If it weren’t for the fact I’ve had so many pints I’d be driving home right now. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42459 Posted October 21, 2022 Share Posted October 21, 2022 Leave a note written in blood saying “ They came for me…” Then get a room elsewhere 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20156 Posted October 21, 2022 Share Posted October 21, 2022 I wonder if ewerk is now asleep in the bathroom cuddling a towel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11281 Posted October 22, 2022 Share Posted October 22, 2022 8 hours ago, Alex said: It would’ve been 11/9 for a start, if ewerk’s mate was onto anything. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20156 Posted October 22, 2022 Share Posted October 22, 2022 @ewerkare you alive? Just put a GIF if you're too sore to type 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30620 Posted October 22, 2022 Share Posted October 22, 2022 Everything is fine. I am being treated well. Please do not alert the authorities. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6682 Posted October 22, 2022 Share Posted October 22, 2022 4 hours ago, ewerk said: Everything is fine. I am being treated well. Please do not alert the authorities. sounds like Stockholm Syndrome is kicking in. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33245 Posted October 22, 2022 Share Posted October 22, 2022 "What a fucking lunatic he's turned into! Here was me looking forward to a grand old time of it with an old friend hoping for a bit of yer brokeback mountain fun and games away from the missus and this boy goes all Q-anon on me. Let me tell you, he's ruined my weekend, so he has." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted October 24, 2022 Share Posted October 24, 2022 On 21/10/2022 at 18:37, ewerk said: Not much fucking help to me right now, thanks very much. Apparently it’s all controlled by ‘The System’. Whatever the fuck that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7030 Posted October 30, 2022 Share Posted October 30, 2022 Been teaching a bunch of North/South Americans how to play football properly in Mexico this week 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20156 Posted October 30, 2022 Share Posted October 30, 2022 Anyone been to Santorini? Looking at Greece for next year and this place looks beautiful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44900 Posted October 30, 2022 Share Posted October 30, 2022 13 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Anyone been to Santorini? Looking at Greece for next year and this place looks beautiful My lass's cousin went. Says its beautiful but she wouldn't go back cos it is permanently fucking RAMMED. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30620 Posted October 30, 2022 Share Posted October 30, 2022 1 hour ago, wykikitoon said: Anyone been to Santorini? Looking at Greece for next year and this place looks beautiful When you going? The wife wants to go next year so ideally I’d like to arrange it around when you’re not there. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42459 Posted October 30, 2022 Share Posted October 30, 2022 As much as the white houses look pretty and that, it looks like a barren place tbh. ( not surprisingly, given its history). I’d say there’s better places in Greece to spend a fortnight in, and then have an overnighter on Santorini to keep Mrs W happy. (I’m available for more holiday-based marriage counselling at a very competitive rate. ) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7030 Posted October 30, 2022 Share Posted October 30, 2022 Lindos in Rhodes is nice. Jet2 do flights from NCL 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35095 Posted October 31, 2022 Share Posted October 31, 2022 (edited) 10 hours ago, wykikitoon said: Anyone been to Santorini? Looking at Greece for next year and this place looks beautiful Firstly, I haven’t been for a good few years. It’s absolutely gorgeous but generally really expensive in terms of eating out and accommodation. Although I assume you can still do it in a budget if you aren’t staying somewhere with a ‘caldera view’. If you stay in the other side from there the beaches have black sand due the island’s volcanic history. Oia (pronounced Ee-ah) is where you’ve seen about 1,000 photos before of the blue domed churches etc at sunset. But that’s crazy in terms of prices. One of the the good things about the island is it’s so small you can explore all the bits very easily if you hire a car or a quad. There’s also the famous red beach, used in lots of fashion magazine shoots. The island also has about ten vineyards and the remains of the old Minoan settlement destroyed by the eruption that shaped the island as it is now. I’ll see if I can find some photos Edited October 31, 2022 by Alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35095 Posted October 31, 2022 Share Posted October 31, 2022 10 hours ago, Gemmill said: My lass's cousin went. Says its beautiful but she wouldn't go back cos it is permanently fucking RAMMED. There’s about 4 cruise ships per day that go there in the summer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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