Dr Gloom 21911 Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Andrew, aren't you like 21 or something? Don't do it is my advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44784 Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Btw, I waited til I was 35 and am currently getting divorced, so feel free to disregard my advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13856 Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Andrew, don't listen to them. I say, get married to as many lasses as you can, providing they're not child brides. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4747 Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Andrew, aren't you like 21 or something? Don't do it is my advice. I've been a member on here for ten years! I'm 26 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33095 Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 It's such a special day getting married, such a big step and a great occasion for both families, you just live your life with your new missus and ignore the advice of those saying you're too young. You've got plenty of years ahead of you to say to yourself, 'for fucks sake, what the fuck did I do, man?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4747 Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Aye, cheers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4747 Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 I can't work out if that's a dig or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42356 Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 http://www.caligula-berlin.de/bordell.html Probably NSFW that mind. Only pay for what you eat, kind of deal, is it? Meenz, full translation please, lickety split. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1244 Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 I've been a member on here for ten years! I'm 26I was 26 when I got married I think. I'm now 39 and the last 7 or so years have probably been the best of my life. I'm not saying for certain this is because I left the stupid bitch then but I will say she gave me nothing but misery. Oh and the bairn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33095 Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 I was 26 when I got married I think. I'm now 39 and the last 7 or so years have probably been the best of my life. I'm not saying for certain this is because I left the stupid bitch then but I will say she gave me nothing but misery. Oh and the bairn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33095 Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Only pay for what you eat, kind of deal, is it? Meenz, full translation please, lickety split. When they say 'all you can eat' I'm not too sure they're referring to food to be honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35055 Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 I agree with Doug Stanhope's take on marriage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4747 Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Well aren't you lot just a bunch of rays of fucking sunshine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42356 Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 When they say 'all you can eat' I'm not too sure they're referring to food to be honest.Tell that to Däria and Läura Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1244 Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Only pay for what you eat, kind of deal, is it? Meenz, full translation please, lickety split. Personally eating of any kind in a whore house isn't something I'm likely to partake in. I've heard too many stories of chlamydia in the eye for that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1244 Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Tell that to Däria and Läura Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42356 Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Personally eating of any kind in a whore house isn't something I'm likely to partake in. I've heard too many stories of chlamydia in the eye for that!"Cheese sauce, mein Herr?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1244 Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 "Cheese sauce, mein Herr?"You've just saved me from needing any food before the match now thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15518 Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Only pay for what you eat, kind of deal, is it? Meenz, full translation please, lickety split. Click the flag for an English version. I'd struggle with some of the vocabulary anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33095 Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 "Cheese sauce, mein Herr?"kipper sauce, mein kameraden? They may be some mayonnaise in that sauce if sir is in luck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35055 Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Or cottage cheese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21911 Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 I've been a member on here for ten years! I'm 26 prime shagging years! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33095 Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 prime shagging years! He'll be having that in the next ten years. If he was single. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted January 14, 2016 Author Share Posted January 14, 2016 Going to Cyprus again, first hol since 2013. Having to drive from Larnaca instead of Paphos which I could do without but we're all dying for a break. Hate the idea of working all year and not getting a hol. I'm envious of some of you lot getting a few trips a year. Paphos is actually by far the nicest holiday resort in Cyprus, anyone going to Ayia Napa, should just go to Magaluf it's cheaper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20109 Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 Anyone been to Malta? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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