Kitman 2207 Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Happy Christmas everybody. Hope you all have a fantastic time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 "I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33827 Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 My mam phoned to say merry christmas, talk to my daughters etc then told me some nice kid decided to be Lewis Hamilton down my folks street and his hit a load of parked cars including my dad's car before crashing into someone's gate and wall and ending up stopped into a car. Police are starting at one end of the street and working their way down. On Christmas day. What a fucking wanker. When I was a kid that street would've been full of kids on new bikes/playing out with new Christmas stuff but luckily enough there was nobody out, thank God. Merry Christmas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 What a fucking wanker. Can't fault the accuracy of his Lewis Hamilton impression, then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14047 Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Merry Christmas everyone. I'm going to enjoy some premium lager and have a good kip right around 5. Enjoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Merry Christmas folks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Merry Christmas to you all. Hope everyone has a lovely day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3963 Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Have a good one people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33827 Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Well done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ 0 Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 *has amended the board to make it xmasy* Surprisingly joyful. 😊 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43063 Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 *has amended the board to make it xmasy* Have more sex, with ladies an' that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 *has amended the board to make it xmasy* I love the fact it even works on my mobile I'm also now at work so all you turkey-filled, booze-sodden gits can all piss off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33827 Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 I love the fact it even works on my mobile I'm also now at work so all you turkey-filled, booze-sodden gits can all piss off! If it's any consolation we all think you're doing a wonderful job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43063 Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 I've just had the most amazing conversation with my mam, Ma Fist. She worked at/ frequented clubs like the Pariji (sp) The Club A-Go-Go and Greys in the 1960s. All this I was well aware of, (one of my earliest memories is sitting on one of the roulette tables in Greys, playing with the chips and dice aged about 3- an uncle, who married her sister, owned Greys until the mid 70s, which was how the conversation got started), but I'd never really quizzed her about what it was like- did the reality match up to the perceived idea of Newcastle in the 60s? Briefly, she was good mates with Chas Chandler and Eric Burdon, (although in her opinion Burdon was over rated ), she was on good terms with the Stones, pre- 1965 *, Long John Baldry was a regular stopover at the family home in Benton, and she knocked back " that singer out of the Spencer Davis Group, although if Spencer had tried, she might've been tempted" -that singer being Stevie Winwood Mental. She also recounted her, first hand, version of the Kray's brief visit to Newcastle, which isn't anywhere near as dramatic as Mr. Wraith's fantasy, " they were nice and polite, the gay one was the best looking but his brother was much more pleasant to talk to". Mind blown- Merry Christmas lads. * there's a well established tale of Wyman and Watts coming to the family home on Benton Lane to see my , then, 16yr old Aunty just before they became huge. Turns out it wasn't a one-off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted December 26, 2015 Share Posted December 26, 2015 If it's any consolation we all think you're doing a wonderful job. Thanks pet but I seriously need to sleep now. Like right this minute. The bairn was up at 6.30am yesterday and I'm now hallucinating about a marshmallow-style bed with fluffy pillows.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17643 Posted December 26, 2015 Share Posted December 26, 2015 fuck knows what they put in lambs spiced rum but it's given me little white dots in front of my eyes this morning..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22143 Posted December 26, 2015 Share Posted December 26, 2015 Just hoyed in some leftover potato dauphinois with the rest of the bubble and squeak in this mornings fry up. Magnificent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted December 27, 2015 Share Posted December 27, 2015 Had Xmas in France. Excellent booze, fuck all veg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43063 Posted December 27, 2015 Share Posted December 27, 2015 Trophyshy wins Christmas with a nine dart word finish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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