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When my daughter was a toddler, she would babble literally non-stop. 
The only time she’d stop was when she was filling her nappy. 

She’d go to the nearest available wall, put one hand, (only ever one :lol:), against it, then go silent and red in the face as the monster emerged. 
 

I’m hoping President Von Shitzenpantz has a similar “tell”, and that it happens when he’s on stage. 
 

What are the bookies saying on Melanie dragging herself away from the tennis coach’s bed long enough to attend? 

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2 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Who’s that in the top picture?…

 

 

 

:whistling:

 

Who's the second picture? 

As for the other 3, why are these has been, never been, and current cunt politicians wearing caps about making another country great? When the new president of that country and his right hand goon have directly threatened us?The same cunts that banged on about about Brexit giving us sovereignty etc. They are literal fucking traitors.

What proportion of the UK are going to want to support the aims of the US over our own? Quite a few I think, not enough to command a majority, I hope. 

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3 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Braverman. 
 

What a collection of fucking whoppers. 

 

Ahh, she's wearing a parker. I thought it was some bloke from Eastern Asia sporting Monkey* style side burns. 

 

* I mean this lad, nothing racist, honest! 

 

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2 hours ago, Renton said:

 

Ahh, she's wearing a parker. I thought it was some bloke from Eastern Asia sporting Monkey* style side burns. 

 

* I mean this lad, nothing racist, honest! 

 

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"The nature of Braverman was irrepressible!"

 

Shout out to David Cameron as Pigsy.

 

Monkey: Season 1 (1978) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

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8 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I’m now 100% convinced that Farage was born from an egg on a mountain top. 
 

 

Farage wasn't born, he was a tumour cut from one of Jeremy Clarkson's smoker lungs and somehow gained sentience. I presume as the result of a wish from some absolute incel.

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18 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

What are the bookies saying on Melanie dragging herself away from the tennis coach’s bed long enough to attend? 

She sent Lee Van Cleef in her place 

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Doesn't look well does she? Also never seen her once look happy. I guess all the money in the World is nowhere near enough to compensate her for having to be anywhere in his vicinity. Especially when he's on diaper filling duties. 

Anyway, so here it begins again. Let's revisit this page in four years if we're still alive then.

 

 

 

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One thing which I think will be funny, will be watching him getting increasingly annoyed as the rest of the world carries on calling the Gulf of Mexico the Gulf of Mexico. 
I reckon that’s an angry nappy change for him whenever he hears it. 

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3 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Aye fuck watching it. He fucked a load of shit up last time despite the guardrails, he's gonna properly wreck things this time. Oh well. 

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In an already uncertain world, there’s at least one thing we can 100% rely on. 
 

Obama, Bush, Clinton and Biden are all in the Ex-President’s WhatsApp group and none of them will invite Donny. 

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