Toonpack 9399 Posted July 14 Share Posted July 14 Stupid cunt missed, that's why you aim centre mass, thick cunt. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44853 Posted July 14 Share Posted July 14 Registered Republican as well. When I heard he missed, I was sure we had a Democrat on our hands. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7025 Posted July 14 Share Posted July 14 6 hours ago, Jimbo said: Christ, the morons on Facebook didn't waste a second. Stop giving CT ideas for his next mug! There are rumours that his bloody ear was actually from glass after the teleprompter was hit. Either way, this photo alone probably made up the mind of a big chunk of the "don't knows". Dark times ahead. Biden refusing to step down is going to be catastrophic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9742 Posted July 14 Share Posted July 14 Looked staged to me. I would have thought an AR15 would sound scarier than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9203 Posted July 14 Share Posted July 14 looks like paint to me. don't believe a word of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42417 Posted July 14 Share Posted July 14 Tragedy that he missed. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42417 Posted July 14 Share Posted July 14 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20129 Posted July 14 Share Posted July 14 It’s not the first time Melania has been disappointed by a couple of inches 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9742 Posted July 14 Share Posted July 14 9 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: It’s not the first time Melania has been disappointed by a couple of inches It’s also not the first time Trump’s went down and came up covered in blood. Ask Ivanka. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42417 Posted July 14 Share Posted July 14 11 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: It’s not the first time Melania has been disappointed by a couple of inches 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42417 Posted July 14 Share Posted July 14 Time to update my favourite joke. Trump is raping away at some underage lass when his mate comes in and says “ Hey Donny, I’ve got a 12yr old here, wanna rape her?” Donny says “ No thanks, I’ve got one ‘ere!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7025 Posted July 14 Share Posted July 14 (edited) Farage on Kuenssberg making this about him within 10 seconds. He's nearly been killed by a chucked milkshake it seems Edited July 14 by Kid Dynamite 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42417 Posted July 14 Share Posted July 14 3 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said: Farage on Kuenssberg making this about him within 10 seconds. He's nearly been killed by a chucked milkshake it seems Kuntsberg-“ Are you lactose intolerant Nigel “ Wide Mouth -“ Fucking sick of it, love” 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33173 Posted July 14 Share Posted July 14 Somebody actually died in the crowd as well as the gunman? A bit of an afterthought as this is the first I've seen this since I got up. Bad, bad news if this is legit and not some kind of stunt which looks unlikely if they've actually killed someone? Handy the gunman's been killed as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33173 Posted July 14 Share Posted July 14 12 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said: Farage on Kuenssberg making this about him within 10 seconds. He's nearly been killed by a chucked milkshake it seems 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33173 Posted July 14 Share Posted July 14 "Jamesh, you incredibly handshome devil, you've only grazed hish ear, a man of your outshtanding talentsh as well?" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5219 Posted July 14 Share Posted July 14 What an absolute clusterfuck this is going to be. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44853 Posted July 14 Share Posted July 14 28 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Somebody actually died in the crowd as well as the gunman? A bit of an afterthought as this is the first I've seen this since I got up. Bad, bad news if this is legit and not some kind of stunt which looks unlikely if they've actually killed someone? Handy the gunman's been killed as well. Aye I don't think it's a stunt. 2 dead (incl gunman) and I think I've heard 2 critically injured. I read about it on here, looked at the headlines on the guardian, but didn't click into any articles, and haven't looked any further cos no doubt it's the end of the world as we know it, and things are gonna get so much worse than they already are, and we all better start panicking like fuck. Maybe. But I don't need to waste one of my two days a week off reading and worrying about it. I'm watching guitar shit on YouTube and the match later. Trump can fuck RIGHT off. So can Biden. 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35077 Posted July 14 Share Posted July 14 It’s really bad but I think it could’ve only been worse if he’d been killed. And I fucking despise the cunt. I also hope this doesn’t mean any decisions on Biden’s future are delayed. But like Gemmill, I am absolutely not going to let it consume my thoughts. I’m on leave for the next two weeks, including a week abroad. I’ve got a book about Italia 90, Michael Palin’s 80 Days Around the World and a historical novel about the Medicis lined up. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35077 Posted July 14 Share Posted July 14 44 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Irrespective of what’s just happened, it’s absolutely typical that they’ve got him on. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44853 Posted July 14 Share Posted July 14 1 minute ago, Alex said: It’s really bad but I think it could’ve only been worse if he’d been killed. And I fucking despise the cunt. I also hope this doesn’t mean any decisions on Biden’s future are delayed. But like Gemmill, I am absolutely not going to let it consume my thoughts. I’m on leave for the next two weeks, including a week abroad. I’ve got a book about Italia 90, Michael Palin’s 80 Days Around the World and a historical novel about the Medicis lined up. You lucky cunt, this has spoiled my day worse than the Trump thing. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35077 Posted July 14 Share Posted July 14 6 minutes ago, Gemmill said: You lucky cunt, this has spoiled my day worse than the Trump thing. I’ve got 3 kids in tow, so that should make you feel better 1 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20129 Posted July 14 Share Posted July 14 22 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Aye I don't think it's a stunt. 2 dead (incl gunman) and I think I've heard 2 critically injured. I read about it on here, looked at the headlines on the guardian, but didn't click into any articles, and haven't looked any further cos no doubt it's the end of the world as we know it, and things are gonna get so much worse than they already are, and we all better start panicking like fuck. Maybe. But I don't need to waste one of my two days a week off reading and worrying about it. I'm watching guitar shit on YouTube and the match later. Trump can fuck RIGHT off. So can Biden. Superb day of sport. Spoiled by the England game at the end 😂 Men's tennis final Tour. De france Euros final 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44853 Posted July 14 Share Posted July 14 You'll be begging for a break to read about the end of US democracy. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4248 Posted July 14 Share Posted July 14 9 minutes ago, Alex said: I’ve got 3 kids in tow, so that should make you feel better We’ve had a cunt drop out from the wedding 6 days beforehand so if you can answer to Leanne for food and that, come and have a feed and a drink up, gratis. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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