Meenzer 15531 Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44896 Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 This is gonna be CT's "Oh captain, my captain" moment. Come on, more people, pay your respects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 He may be to cooking what Gary Glitter was to babysitting gold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 (edited) He may be a massive cock knocker. He may have the worst taste in music in the entire free world. He may fritter away more money on pointless crap than Michael Jackson. He may smoke more bong than Howard Marks. He may be what Dawn French is to dieting. But he's our Dawn French and we love him for it. Edited November 30, 2015 by Dr Gloom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2980 Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 He's got a head like plundered burial mound. The intellectual capacity of a dirigible stuffed in a wind tunnel. But he's ours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42458 Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 All this time I thought he was an "attention whore", but I'd misheard. But, he's our "a ten-chinned whore". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 When the UN are looking for a man to rally round in dark times, they can be confident CT will embrace them with a plum. And a tin of beens. And a head like a soon to burst colostomy bag. Full of piss and shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42458 Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 You forgot " but he's our colostomy bag" Btw, your avatar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 Oh aye. Soz CT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makom 0 Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 He may be a taxi driver, but he's wait, what? just around the corner? Aye fuck off! *fires up Uber* I'm just jealous of the cake tbh. Not had one like that since I was five! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2207 Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 Happy birthday CT. You're our special one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2207 Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 And Genesis are an awful awful band. Phil Collins can't sing and looks like he's got a stocking pulled over his head. Please stop listening to them and him. Otherwise happy birthday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 (edited) Yous may not be able to spot talented left wingers. Yous may not be able to spot best prime ministers in your lifetime. Yous may not be able to spot superbly made nosh when you see it. And yous may be a bunch of flat heads, but your my flat heads Very good all. I actually woke our lass up giggling at these in bed. I'm just going to tuck "CT looks like a lean mean machine", in the bank Edited December 1, 2015 by Christmas Tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2207 Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 Very good all. I actually woke our lass up giggling at these She probaby thought you were looking at porn. Imagine the disappointment when she realised it was this place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42458 Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 Yous may not be able to spot talented left wingers. Yous may not be able to spot best prime ministers in your lifetime. Yous may not be able to spot superbly made nosh when you see it. And yous may be a bunch of flat heads, but your my flat heads Very good all. I actually woke our lass up giggling at these in bed. I'm just going to tuck "CT looks like a lean mean machine", in the bank This gave me Grammar AIDS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2980 Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42458 Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 Oof, win! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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