Crystal Palace v Newcastle United - Saturday 28th November 3pm Kick-Off

[Dr Gloom 21913]

Too much shit in the league mate. Also, we're apparently spending money in January and in the summer too. Bournemouth can't, Norwich can't and Villa & sunderland are in a much worse position than us both in terms of points return and squad.

We are shit as well though. The summer splurge did little to address that

[The Fish 10855]

We are shit as well though. The summer splurge did little to address that

We are, but I honestly believe we'll spend in January and I'm expecting us to buy a couple of Wijnaldums rather than an Anita. Overall the football has improved (even if the results haven't), and I think our level is somewhere between the excellent performances against Chelsea and Norwich and the horror show against Leicester. And that will have us finishing about 15/16th this season and 9/12th next.

[trophyshy 7083]

Arguing that we'll stay up is as pointless as hoping to pull the last slapper in the club. Even if you manage it your life is still one sorry hopeless mess.

 

I mean the club, I know your life is wonderful Fish.

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

I'm looking at the fixtures and i cannot see any opportunity for a two game winning streak.

Palace away 0

Liverpool home 0

Tottenham away 0

Villa home fingers crossed 3

Everton home 0

West Brom away fingers crossed 1

Arsenal away 0

Man Utd home 0

West Ham home fingers crossed 1

Watford away 0

Everton away 0

West Brom home fingers crossed 3

Chelsea away 0

Man City home 0

Stoke away 0

Bournemouth home fingers and toes crossed 3

Leicester away 0

smb home i cannot contemplate anything other than 3

Norwich away fingers crossed 3

Southampton away 0

Swansea home fingers crossed 3 but probably 1 at best

Liverpool away 0

Palace home 0 as they are good on the break

Villa away 3 although we could be down with or without a win

Tottenham home 1 if they are on the beach

Unless we buy some proven Premier League players in January we are fucked

[The Fish 10855]

Arguing that we'll stay up is as pointless as hoping to pull the last slapper in the club. Even if you manage it your life is still one sorry hopeless mess.

 

I mean the club, I know your life is wonderful Fish.

 

 

[Dr Gloom 21913]

my tickets have just come in for this. which means we'll almost certain to lose.

[Haydnator 45]

I'm going as well. Tickets came couple of days ago. First away game since we beat Manchester United at Old Trafford for the first time.

[Howmanheyman 33149]

I'm going as well. Tickets came couple of days ago. First away game since we beat Manchester United at Old Trafford for the first time.

Can you pull off an even bigger feat by seeing us get a win in the King's own palace?

[Haydnator 45]

Can you pull off an even bigger feat by seeing us get a win in the King's own palace?

See what you did there.

 

I'll try my best.

[trophyshy 7083]

I'll be getting spannered. Anyone want any cowies LMK.

[RobinRobin 11262]

How worse can it get?

Palace just lost to the Mackems and they'll exact their revenge by hammering us.

 

Idiot is still gifting "just scrape into 17th place in the Premier League" points to Sunderland

[Kitman 2204]

The toon are fucking useless. I suspect Mclaren won't be abke to turn us around or ever make us a force to be reckoned with. Avoiding relegation is currently looking beyond him. Im glad I ceased to give a fuck some years ago.

 

I fully expect us to get walloped, just because that would be fucking typical.

[trophyshy 7083]

Our best hope is the entire team hate him because he attempted to shag all their birds.

[Dr Gloom 21913]

The toon are fucking useless. I suspect Mclaren won't be abke to turn us around or ever make us a force to be reckoned with. Avoiding relegation is currently looking beyond him. Im glad I ceased to give a fuck some years ago.

 

I fully expect us to get walloped, just because that would be fucking typical.

 

I feel the same. I'm going to the match for the beers, the craic and seeing some old pals, not for the football.

[Kitman 2204]

 

I feel the same. I'm going to the match for the beers, the craic and seeing some old pals, not for the football.

Good man. I recommend being so shitfaced you're looking in the wrong direction

[toonotl 2978]

[Haydnator 45]

I'd go...

Elliot

Janmaat Lascelles Mbemba Mbabu

Anita

De Jong Wijnaldum

Perez

Cisse Mitrovic

f*** Dummett, Sissoko and Coloccini right off.

[The Fish 10855]

 

I'd go...

Elliot

Janmaat Lascelles Mbemba Mbabu

Anita

De Jong Wijnaldum

Perez

Cisse Mitrovic

f*** Dummett, Sissoko and Coloccini right off.

 

 

Leaving the fullbacks awfully exposed there, especially against the likes of Bolasie and Zaha.

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

But keep the fukin coward at right back though.I told you all weeks ago that Janmaat's is our biggest weak link in defence.He still is.You saw him last week against Leicester.He doesn't want to defend so he doesn't.He doesn't fancy getting hurt so he keeps out of the way.Checkout the third goal last week.Fukin cowardice it was.He shit his fukin pants.Brolly needs to shift the piss-taker in January.

[ohhh_yeah 2964]

But keep the fukin coward at right back though.I told you all weeks ago that Janmaat's is our biggest weak link in defence.He still is.You saw him last week against Leicester.He doesn't want to defend so he doesn't.He doesn't fancy getting hurt so he keeps out of the way.Checkout the third goal last week.Fukin cowardice it was.He shit his fukin pants.Brolly needs to shift the piss-taker in January.

 

What is your gofundme account name? You should be in Europe with Fat Sam!

[David Kelly 1244]

Leaving the fullbacks awfully exposed there, especially against the likes of Bolasie and Zaha.

So what's new? Sissoko does the square root of fuck all to help Janmaat out defensively (or attacking most of the time) and our left is unchanged other than having that Gateshead standard fuckwit Dummeet playing.

 

I like Haydns idea of getting shot of the utter dross that we've seen week in week out prove they don't give a fuck (Sissoko, Colo) or are utterly incapable of performing at this level (Dummett).

[The Fish 10855]

But keep the fukin coward at right back though.I told you all weeks ago that Janmaat's is our biggest weak link in defence.He still is.You saw him last week against Leicester.He doesn't want to defend so he doesn't.He doesn't fancy getting hurt so he keeps out of the way.Checkout the third goal last week.Fukin cowardice it was.He shit his fukin pants.Brolly needs to shift the piss-taker in January.

 

And we all ignored your fucking nonsense then as well. Take a hint you fucking dullard.

[The Fish 10855]

So what's new? Sissoko does the square root of fuck all to help Janmaat out defensively (or attacking most of the time) and our left is unchanged other than having that Gateshead standard fuckwit Dummeet playing.

 

I like Haydns idea of getting shot of the utter dross that we've seen week in week out prove they don't give a fuck (Sissoko, Colo) or are utterly incapable of performing at this level (Dummett).

 

I'd give them the chance to respond to McClaren's bollocking against Crystal Palace, but if nothing changes give the others a shot in the fixtures to follow.

[Alex 35066]

But keep the fukin coward at right back though.I told you all weeks ago that Janmaat's is our biggest weak link in defence.He still is.You saw him last week against Leicester.He doesn't want to defend so he doesn't.He doesn't fancy getting hurt so he keeps out of the way.Checkout the third goal last week.Fukin cowardice it was.He shit his fukin pants.Brolly needs to shift the piss-taker in January.

[David Kelly 1244]

I'd give them the chance to respond to McClaren's bollocking against Crystal Palace, but if nothing changes give the others a shot in the fixtures to follow.

They really shouldn't have needed to get to that stage though should they. We've in and around the bottom three for 12 months now. If they haven't worked it out themselves they shouldn't be allowed to leave the house without being acompanied by a responsible adult!