Monkeys Fist 42449 Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 From BBC Scotland Following the announcements by The Stone Roses and Some Bloke from Deep Purple, The Krankies have announced a comeback tour. When asked "Why now?", the bloke one replied, through a cloud of Wotsit crumbs and dried semen dust, "We cud dae wi' the cash, hen." Unsurprisingly, the support act is Les Dennis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 This was the first single I owned, aged 6. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2207 Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 The bloke has a disturbing resemblance to Fred West there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2207 Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 I'm proud to report my first single was the classic mahna mahna (do doo da doo doo) by the muppets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7029 Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Mine was either No Limit by 2 Unlimited or Slam Jam by WWF superstars. My first album was either Roxette's crash boom bang or the best of Def Leppard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7029 Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 http://youtu.be/EFpAD36d48o Mint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15530 Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 YEAH BABY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35083 Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Nicola Sturgeon moonlighting again I see Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20146 Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Come on, where was the No Gemmill? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44882 Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Must admit, I assumed one of them had probably died. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2075996/The-Krankies-admit-secret-swingers-Not-fan-dabi-dozi.html Had a swinging time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Nicola Sturgeon moonlighting again I see Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Given the nature of their on and off screen relationships, they are perfectly positioned to do a Brasseye style Yewtree investigation. But they'll probably miss this gem altogether and go for the same old shite I hated them for 30 years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42449 Posted November 3, 2015 Author Share Posted November 3, 2015 Aye, there's a strong whiff of Savile about them. Edit: Single- Denis by Blondie Album- If You Want Blood by (proper) AC/DC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ 0 Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 The Krankies are starring alongside the Hoff in panto in Glasgow this Christmas. Peter Pan. Fucking hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42449 Posted November 4, 2015 Author Share Posted November 4, 2015 I can't work out which one's hit rock bottom hardest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7029 Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 The Hoff is at the height of his greatness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 The Hoff is at the height of his greatness My mate was in the Hoff the Record sitcom/mockumentary/thing with Hasselhoff. Says they shared a car to the set and when he got in, Hasselhoff was halfway through watching The Human Centipede, hooting loudly at it all. And is a prick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35083 Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 Well, he is your mate, so it's a given Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 Well, he is your mate, so it's a given Makes me look good by comparison Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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