Haydnator 45 Posted September 26, 2015 Author Share Posted September 26, 2015 I hope we play Mitrovic and Pérez up front together. We won't, like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32706 Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 If we get the ball over to Mitrovic we can score but I doubt we'll do that and I don't expect Mourinho to let his team forget we've done them the last three times. Can only see them winning comfortably but stranger things have happened. 0-2 with them taking it easy once they realise we pose fuck all 'fret'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4713 Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 2-0, we always beat these Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32706 Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 We always beat Chelsea apart from when we lose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13766 Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 I reckon this will be an improved performance if we don't shoot ourselves in the face within 10 minutes again. If their heads don't drop, we could kick on. We'll still get beat like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Newcastle United 01 Krul 22 Janmaat 18 Mbemba 02 Coloccini 43 Mbabu 08 Anita 04 Colback 07 Sissoko 05 Wijnaldum 17 Pérez 45 Mitrovic Today's starting 11 v Chelsea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Substitutes 06 Williamson 10 de Jong 14 Obertan 15 Lascelles 20 Thauvin 21 Elliot 31 Marveaux Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Cya Cisse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Anita and Colback again. That's right, Anita and Colback, together, in centre midfield. Again. Just had to rub my eyes to check. They were still there, together. Put the kettle on, made a cuppa. Decent it was too. Came back, they were still there. Together in the midfield. Went outside for a tab, had a little chat with my neighbour about Jeremy Cobyn's policies. Some are decent, some indifferent. Came back, they were still there, together in the midfield. Went upstairs for a massive shit, the type you open the window to and close all doors to prevent the drift of the stench. Washed my hands, popped back down stairs and they were still there, in all their ineptness, they even look shite on the screen. Together there, in midfield. I then realised I was out of cans so ventured to the shop to stock up, seen my pal. Arranged a meet time for sunday beers tomorrow, congratulated him and his lass on their anniversary and here's to many more to come. Arrived back home, checked and they were still there, in the centre of the pitch together, fondling each other. AGAIN. Fuck you Steve McClaren. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Whose the guy in shirt & tie taking the warm up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10681 Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 As baffled by Sissoko's inclusion. To be fair. Worried that Mbabu's confidence is going to be destroyed today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haydnator 45 Posted September 26, 2015 Author Share Posted September 26, 2015 Whose the guy in shirt & tie taking the warm up.I think that's Steve Black. Sports psychologist or something like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21792 Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Anita and Colback again. That's right, Anita and Colback, together, in centre midfield. Again. Just had to rub my eyes to check. They were still there, together. Put the kettle on, made a cuppa. Decent it was too. Came back, they were still there. Together in the midfield. Went outside for a tab, had a little chat with my neighbour about Jeremy Cobyn's policies. Some are decent, some indifferent. Came back, they were still there, together in the midfield. Went upstairs for a massive shit, the type you open the window to and close all doors to prevent the drift of the stench. Washed my hands, popped back down stairs and they were still there, in all their ineptness, they even look shite on the screen. Together there, in midfield. I then realised I was out of cans so ventured to the shop to stock up, seen my pal. Arranged a meet time for sunday beers tomorrow, congratulated him and his lass on their anniversary and here's to many more to come. Arrived back home, checked and they were still there, in the centre of the pitch together, fondling each other. AGAIN. Fuck you Steve McClaren. aye, it's not like we need to give them another game together to know they're too similar to play together in that formation. No Aarons either, not even on the bench, so maybe he is away on loan. Disappointing. I'd rather give him a go from the bench than Thauvin on what I've seen from both players to date. Sissoko has done enough to continue as one of the attacking three behind the lone striker too apparently Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10681 Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Is Aarons not crocked again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 I think that's Steve Black. Sports psychologist or something like that. Cheers mate I couldn't think who he was I thought one of the fans were giving them a kick up the arse . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21792 Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 The bench is rank. Though at least CT will be pleased to see we can turn to the likes of Marveaux and Obertan when we inevitably end up chasing the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21792 Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Is Aarons not crocked again? Nufc.com quoted McClaren saying he could be off on loan to get game time. Because the rest of the players are way too good for him to get in the side, apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Buckle up lads & lasses this might get messy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooneyToony 41 Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Nufc.com quoted McClaren saying he could be off on loan to get game time. Because the rest of the players are way too good for him to get in the side, apparently. Why don't they send Marveaux and Obertan off on loan instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Nufc.com quoted McClaren saying he could be off on loan to get game time. Because the rest of the players are way too good for him to get in the side, apparently. Absolute madness, I am starting hate McClaren with a passion now. He is a fucking calamity. How was he ever England manager? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32706 Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Best hope for a dull first half and catching them out 2nd half like our other wins against them. One can hope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32706 Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Perez showing more in less than 60 seconds than Cisse in the last few games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44242 Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 premierleaguepass playing up for anyone else? I'm on a NZ vpn and it's still giving me a geo-restricted error. Did this to me last week. I used a different PC and it worked fine and today I've got it working on the one that it geo restricted last week. So keep trying, maybe try a different computer if you've got one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44242 Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 ERANU! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21792 Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Why don't they send Marveaux and Obertan off on loan instead. What club would be daft enough to pay rhe wages for those donkeys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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