Howay 12496 Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 I know a muslim lad who used to drink but doesn't any more but still does coke and smokes weed which is equally bizarre. It's like all the rich blokes from Dubai, Qatar, etc that come over to London every year to show off their cars and then allegedly spend the time over getting absolutely off their map on coke and pills. They probably drink in all mind. Then return home and go back to looking down on people who want to have a drink . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 I wonder who the fuck he thinks he's trying to kid I like how he tries making clear the judge believed him that he didn't do it intentionally, when in reality the judge was probably just saying aye sure pal take your fine and ban and fuck off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acrossthepond 877 Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 He needs to be able to provide plausible deniability for the people back home, that's all it is. I've never touched a drop of alcohol in my life and I'd fucking know if I was double the legal limit, as would everyone around me. The two Toure brothers are as genuine as a three dollar bill. One's scoffing pills, the other one's necking pints, and neither had any idea whatsoever what they were doing. Righto then There's a joke that goes "Invite two sheikhs to your house and neither has ever seen alcohol before. Invite one and he'll drink you dry." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3900 Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 I know a muslim lad who used to drink but doesn't any more but still does coke and smokes weed which is equally bizarre. Don't think they're proscribed in the quran. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4772 Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 Henri Lansbury has been ruled out for a few weeks with some form of injury. Conveniently missing the christmas games and a fixture against us at home where he would no doubt have the absolute shit kicked out of him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 (edited) He needs to be able to provide plausible deniability for the people back home, that's all it is. I've never touched a drop of alcohol in my life and I'd fucking know if I was double the legal limit, as would everyone around me. The two Toure brothers are as genuine as a three dollar bill. One's scoffing pills, the other one's necking pints, and neither had any idea whatsoever what they were doing. Righto then There's a joke that goes "Invite two sheikhs to your house and neither has ever seen alcohol before. Invite one and he'll drink you dry." Aye they're frauds. That's a reason I'd not considered for him to be so adamant about it and definitely the most likely/plausible. I'd have assumed if he'd never drank alcohol he'd easy taste it in whatever it was he was drinking, I don't see how he could plow through enough to hit the legal limit and not taste it let alone realize he was feeling the effects of alcohol (since he'd never felt those sensations before). He should stick to getting his agent to call Pep a cunt or whatever it is he does. Edited December 13, 2016 by Howay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acrossthepond 877 Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 Don't think they're proscribed in the quran. Neither is alcohol, the prohibition is against "intoxicants." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30656 Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 His agent will be demanding an apology from the judge for treating Yaya in such a way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33270 Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 His agent will be demanding an apology from the judge for treating Yaya in such a way.Yes he will.i think you may be right but what do you expect from a mancmackem player? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30656 Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 Prick. Yeah that applies to either one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30656 Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 Manchester City manager Pep Guardiola provided a hilarious response when he was quizzed on Stan Collymore's criticism of his management. The former Liverpool and Aston Villa striker used his Mirror column to say that the two-time Champions League winning coach is 'beyond deluded' if he thinks he’s going to turn up and outplay everybody in the Premier League. The 45-year-old appeared stumped before muttering "Stan Collymore?" with a fantastically bemused expression. I had to have a belly laugh at the posts from blogs and websites getting giddy that Pep Guardiola, when asked about my MirrorFootball column, looked puzzled and asked: “Stan Collymore?” They’ve had a field day, gleefully saying “he doesn’t know who you are etc” which, bearing in mind most of these journalists wouldn’t be recognised in their own front room, makes it even funnier. If Pep doesn’t know who I am, that’s absolutely fine, all he needs to do is watch Sky Sports, there’s usually the 4-3 game (Liverpool vs Newcastle, 1996) on, or used in an advert. Maybe he could give the former manager of his current club, Stuart Pearce, a call and ask him about who Nottingham Forest’s greatest 11 is, managed by a true great of the game, rather than one spoon fed lots of cash to get success. Or ask Robbie Fowler, Liverpool legend, and someone I’m sure Pep knows the name of, who his best strike partner was amongst Owen, Rush, Viduka, Shearer, Cole et al. And to all of those bloggers and journos laughing in Pep’s press conference today at my expense, I’ve won awards in YOUR industry and have a 15-year playing career to back it up. If Pep genuinely dismisses me, just imagine what he thinks of you! I’m comfortable not being known by Pep – Brian Clough knew who I was and rated me highly. He was a double European Cup winner who did it from scratch, not from an Abu Dhabi or Qatar silver spoon. I’ll make sure I state my name, National Union of Journalists’ number and full address when I’m next at the Etihad, just in case Pep, just in case. Yup, Stan seems very comfortable about the whole thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21961 Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 You need thicker skin in this game than that, Stanley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4772 Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 Out of curiosity for all Stans self ego stroking there I went to wiki to compare the twos honours list.Guardiolas, as both player and manager, is pretty massive. Stans page doesn't have one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35109 Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 Brian Clough didn't know what day it was by the time he was managing Collymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35109 Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 Owen arguing he was better value than Zlatan is like saying he was a good buy for us because he didn't cost much after we got the compo from England for that injury. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 "Laugh at Pep and I'll fackin' kill ya". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 Rowett sacked at Brum, mad decision considering their league position. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4772 Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 Must be something behind the scenes, his entire backroom staff have gone too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7034 Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 I didn't realise he'd been diagnosed with borderline personality disorder http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/2388778/Confession-time-for-the-desperate-man-who-reached-for-the-noose.html Although it makes sense when you look at how he goes on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 I love that Collymore's "do you know who I am" statement included bringing up the 4-3 against us, I'm sure Pep will be bowled over to learn that Stan played the role of spoiler to a team chasing a league title. It also really cracks me up when these no mark players like Collymore and Savage put on the "well... YOU never played, so nobody at all knows who you are" type shite, the difference is none of those Journalists expect to be known but Collymore's statement clearly indicates he (despite his protestations that he doesn't) expects Pep to know him "those 4-3 adverts on Sky, how have you not seen them?". Pep might better know him from Stan's days of dogging and beating women though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10872 Posted December 14, 2016 Author Share Posted December 14, 2016 Looking forward to Kilbane's 400 word piece in response to Antonio Conte's ignorance of him. "I'm not bothered, but if he watches Preston North End's 95/96 season review VHS, he'll see who the fuck I am" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35109 Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 Basically his greatest career moment came as a Liverpool player in helping Man Utd win the league. And he's still going on about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35109 Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 Looking forward to Kilbane's 400 word piece in response to Antonio Conte's ignorance of him. "I'm not bothered, but if he watches Preston North End's 95/96 season review VHS, he'll see who the fuck I am" As an aside, I quite Kilbane as a pundit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5226 Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 Brum fans are none the wider about Rowett's sacking than we are. They seem stunned actually and are complaining quite a bit about foreign ownership.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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