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I know a muslim lad who used to drink but doesn't any more but still does coke and smokes weed which is equally bizarre.

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It's like all the rich blokes from Dubai, Qatar, etc that come over to London every year to show off their cars and then allegedly spend the time over getting absolutely off their map on coke and pills. They probably drink in all mind. Then return home and go back to looking down on people who want to have a drink :lol:.

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I wonder who the fuck he thinks he's trying to kid

:lol: I like how he tries making clear the judge believed him that he didn't do it intentionally, when in reality the judge was probably just saying aye sure pal take your fine and ban and fuck off.
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He needs to be able to provide plausible deniability for the people back home, that's all it is. I've never touched a drop of alcohol in my life and I'd fucking know if I was double the legal limit, as would everyone around me. The two Toure brothers are as genuine as a three dollar bill. One's scoffing pills, the other one's necking pints, and neither had any idea whatsoever what they were doing. Righto then  :rolleyes:

 

There's a joke that goes "Invite two sheikhs to your house and neither has ever seen alcohol before. Invite one and he'll drink you dry." 

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Henri Lansbury has been ruled out for a few weeks with some form of injury.

 

Conveniently missing the christmas games and a fixture against us at home where he would no doubt have the absolute shit kicked out of him :lol:

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He needs to be able to provide plausible deniability for the people back home, that's all it is. I've never touched a drop of alcohol in my life and I'd fucking know if I was double the legal limit, as would everyone around me. The two Toure brothers are as genuine as a three dollar bill. One's scoffing pills, the other one's necking pints, and neither had any idea whatsoever what they were doing. Righto then :rolleyes:

 

There's a joke that goes "Invite two sheikhs to your house and neither has ever seen alcohol before. Invite one and he'll drink you dry."

:lol: Aye they're frauds. That's a reason I'd not considered for him to be so adamant about it and definitely the most likely/plausible. I'd have assumed if he'd never drank alcohol he'd easy taste it in whatever it was he was drinking, I don't see how he could plow through enough to hit the legal limit and not taste it let alone realize he was feeling the effects of alcohol (since he'd never felt those sensations before). He should stick to getting his agent to call Pep a cunt or whatever it is he does. Edited by Howay
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Manchester City manager Pep Guardiola provided a hilarious response when he was quizzed on Stan Collymore's criticism of his management.

 
The former Liverpool and Aston Villa striker used his Mirror column to say that the two-time Champions League winning coach is 'beyond deluded' if he thinks he’s going to turn up and outplay everybody in the Premier League.
 
The 45-year-old appeared stumped before muttering "Stan Collymore?" with a fantastically bemused expression.

 

 

I had to have a belly laugh at the posts from blogs and websites getting giddy that Pep Guardiola, when asked about my MirrorFootball column, looked puzzled and asked: “Stan Collymore?”

 
They’ve had a field day, gleefully saying “he doesn’t know who you are etc” which, bearing in mind most of these journalists wouldn’t be recognised in their own front room, makes it even funnier.
 
If Pep doesn’t know who I am, that’s absolutely fine, all he needs to do is watch Sky Sports, there’s usually the 4-3 game (Liverpool vs Newcastle, 1996) on, or used in an advert.
 
Maybe he could give the former manager of his current club, Stuart Pearce, a call and ask him about who Nottingham Forest’s greatest 11 is, managed by a true great of the game, rather than one spoon fed lots of cash to get success.
 
Or ask Robbie Fowler, Liverpool legend, and someone I’m sure Pep knows the name of, who his best strike partner was amongst Owen, Rush, Viduka, Shearer, Cole et al.
 
And to all of those bloggers and journos laughing in Pep’s press conference today at my expense, I’ve won awards in YOUR industry and have a 15-year playing career to back it up.
 
If Pep genuinely dismisses me, just imagine what he thinks of you!
 
I’m comfortable not being known by Pep – Brian Clough knew who I was and rated me highly.
 
He was a double European Cup winner who did it from scratch, not from an Abu Dhabi or Qatar silver spoon.
 
I’ll make sure I state my name, National Union of Journalists’ number and full address when I’m next at the Etihad, just in case Pep, just in case.

 

Yup, Stan seems very comfortable about the whole thing. :lol:

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:lol: Out of curiosity for all Stans self ego stroking there I went to wiki to compare the twos honours list.

Guardiolas, as both player and manager, is pretty massive.

 

Stans page doesn't have one.

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Owen arguing he was better value than Zlatan is like saying he was a good buy for us because he didn't cost much after we got the compo from England for that injury.

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I love that Collymore's "do you know who I am" statement included bringing up the 4-3 against us, I'm sure Pep will be bowled over to learn that Stan played the role of spoiler to a team chasing a league title.

 

It also really cracks me up when these no mark players like Collymore and Savage put on the "well... YOU never played, so nobody at all knows who you are" type shite, the difference is none of those Journalists expect to be known but Collymore's statement clearly indicates he (despite his protestations that he doesn't) expects Pep to know him "those 4-3 adverts on Sky, how have you not seen them?". Pep might better know him from Stan's days of dogging and beating women though.  

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Looking forward to Kilbane's 400 word piece in response to Antonio Conte's ignorance of him. 

 

"I'm not bothered, but if he watches Preston North End's 95/96 season review VHS, he'll see who the fuck I am"

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Looking forward to Kilbane's 400 word piece in response to Antonio Conte's ignorance of him. 

 

"I'm not bothered, but if he watches Preston North End's 95/96 season review VHS, he'll see who the fuck I am"

As an aside, I quite Kilbane as a pundit

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