Tom 14012 Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3365 Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 Džeko red card against Greece tonight. Ā https://twitter.com/CB_Ignoranza/status/797913222812573696/video/1 Ā He was just checking to see if what they say about Greek boys is true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5226 Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 Who does that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15552 Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 He was just checking to see if what they say about Greek boys is true. Ā White undercrackers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3365 Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 White undercrackers? Ā Turn them over! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2968 Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 Ā Khazri red carded for violent conduct against Mauritania. @@essembeeofsunderland will be along soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2207 Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 Khazri red carded for violent conduct against Mauritania. @@essembeeofsunderland will be along soon. I'm disappointed he doesn't refer to him as Khazi. Is he losing his touch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 He will still be able to assist and score goals for the makems though . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30656 Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 He hasn't been able to so far. Ā Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5226 Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 (edited) Was Essembee being facetious...? isn't Khazri one of his Mackem Galacticos? Which I've always assumed was an ironic statement, but you can never be sure with this lad. Edited November 16, 2016 by Rayvin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35112 Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 He'll have known his stats without doubt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4772 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 Listening to an interview with Howard Webb on a podcast and he's just mentioned that this is the first season where championship level refs are all fully professional while PL refs have been for 15 years.Explains the standard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 They're a fucking disaster tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13891 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 You can also pay to fast track your way into a pro refereeing career which also explains the blind, unfit, fuckwits that take up the entire football league Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44988 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 I fancy myself as the next Jeff Winter. How much does the fast track cost? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35112 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 Well you've both got more edge than a broken pisspot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44988 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 [emoji38] I'd definitely turn up to games on a Harley. I'd probably ride it up the tunnel as well tbf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13891 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 keeping your cards in a metallic cigarette case Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44988 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 [emoji38] Every time a player challenged me on a decision I'd light up a cigar and blow smoke in his face. The commentators would be going wild.... "Ohhhhhhhh Rooney just got smoked. You do NOT challenge this referee on any decision. He WILL NOT take it." Ā "Getting smoked" would be my signature move and would result in all other referees rushing to develop their own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10872 Posted November 18, 2016 Author Share Posted November 18, 2016 Trouble is, you're relying on the commentators getting it right. Owen would likely drone "Ohh he just got blown by the ref". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44988 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 I'd have an earpiece with the live stream of the commentary on it and a live link into the studio. "Wait a minute, the ref wants a word..... Oh Michael, it's for you.... He says 'fuck off you cunt' hahaha haha, this guy is OUTRAGEOUS." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44988 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 Have the Snoopers started saving this shit yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 "He's just given Rooney something... it looks like a can of lager Mick.... oh what a CHARACTER" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44988 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 [emoji38] This is the future of refereeing. Bring a bit of WWE to proceedings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10872 Posted November 18, 2016 Author Share Posted November 18, 2016 [emoji38] This is the future of refereeing. Bring a bit of WWE to proceedings. The ref's unannounced until kick off, then some rock riff starts up and you swagger out the tunnel likeĀ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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