toonotl 2870 Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 Didn't know you worked for the NHS? I believe he identifies jokes for the constabulary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6898 Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 He's deleted it anyway, rightly so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonMarshy 2 Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 (edited) Heck of an own goal this like, Krul like distribution to start it off too!https://copa90.com/all/arsenals-alex-scott-scores-incredible-40-yard-goal-wsl-london-rivals-chelsea Edited July 18, 2016 by ToonMarshy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6898 Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 Jack Harrison, 19 year old from Stoke who's been playing university football in America. Signed by NYCFC as no.1 pick in the draft and now banging them in and playing alongside Pirlo, Villa and Lampard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14002 Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 Canny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3742 Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 MLS = Scottish league 4 level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15199 Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 I dunno, I reckon Lincoln Red Imps would struggle in MLS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29819 Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 It helps when the opposing LB is obviously pissed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14002 Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 I dunno, I reckon Lincoln Red Imps would struggle in MLS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43255 Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 Steve Bruce being interviewed for England now btw. [emoji38] It's at this point that you know that being English is the sole qualification that they're looking for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29819 Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 Pardew absolutely gutted now that he's ruled himself out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10543 Posted July 19, 2016 Author Share Posted July 19, 2016 Steve Bruce being interviewed for England now btw. [emoji38] It's at this point that you know that being English is the sole qualification that they're looking for. Their records in the top flight; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34293 Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 Their records in the top flight; The words 'damning' and 'indictment' spring to mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21578 Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 i can't believe those are the two outstanding candidates for the job. how depressing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10543 Posted July 19, 2016 Author Share Posted July 19, 2016 Pardew's not much better, I think his W% is about 39%? In comparison, Fernando Santos' top flight record is 58%, Deschamp's is 44%, and Joachim Low's is 48% Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 I'd give it to Redknapp ahead of Bruce and Allardyce, as limited and dodgy as he is. Just cos the other two are utterly shit. Also because Bruce looks like an alcoholic sheep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10543 Posted July 19, 2016 Author Share Posted July 19, 2016 I'd give it to Redknapp ahead of Bruce and Allardyce, as limited and dodgy as he is. Just cos the other two are utterly shit. Also because Bruce looks like an alcoholic sheep. I wouldn't give it to any of them. I'd leave it fucking vacant until we've got a decent manager available. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21578 Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 at least redknapp has flirted with success and he might be able to do a bit of an el tel style cockney motivational team talk at half time. what the fuck have the other two done to deserve to be considered? as far as i can see it's avoiding relegation (but not always in the case of bruce) combined with the fact they popped out of english vaginas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29819 Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 as far as i can see it's avoiding relegation (but not always in the case of bruce) combined with the fact they popped out of english vaginas. Allardyce's mother was Scottish and Bruce's Northern Irish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21578 Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 Allardyce's mother was Scottish and Bruce's Northern Irish. twat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9609 Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 Allardyce :lol: Bruce :lol: "Planning" :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41521 Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 Also because Bruce looks like an alcoholic sheep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 Allardyce and Bruce! Is that really what it has come down to?The world has gone fucking mad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15199 Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 Brexit Britain. Or rather Exit England. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14002 Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 Unlikely. We'd have to qualify first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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