wykikitoon 19867 Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 This is gold fuck me what an absolute prick this bloke is and some wonder why NUFC are in the shite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19867 Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 You can see why this fucker never wants to be in the public eye btw. I bet he struggles making himself a bowl of cereal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19867 Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 Whats the PR bloke doing he's said fuck all at the moment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gpirlo68 0 Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 You can see why this fucker never wants to be in the public eye btw. I bet he struggles making himself a bowl of cereal. That's Charnley's job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34787 Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 You can see why this fucker never wants to be in the public eye btw. I bet he struggles making himself a bowl of cereal. I appreciate that you need to delegate a lot at his level but I get the impression he thinks it's the end of his responsibility as soon as he's told one of his management team to "deal with it". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2948 Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 How do I think this is going? Well... Let me explain with an analogy involving a big thing like a plane or an oil tanker. There is a ship called the Titantic. Well, there was. Was means in the past, as I understand it. Was is like now, but bigger. You might say to me what happened to the Titantic? Well, it tried to sail across the ocean -- it's a blue thing with water in -- if it was able, physically able, not just boat around willy-nilly, like *toot toot* I'm a tugboat. No. Start here, go there. Like a plane. But in the water. Like a boat. Then the big fucking thing sank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7070 Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 It's a hell of a performance anyway. I'd love to see him on The Crystal Maze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34787 Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 How do I think this is going? Well... Let me explain with an analogy involving a big thing like a plane or an oil tanker. There is a ship called the Titantic. Well, there was. Was means in the past, as I understand it. Was is like now, but bigger. You might say to me what happened to the Titantic? Well, it tried to sail across the ocean -- it's a blue thing with water in -- if it was able, physically able, not just boat around willy-nilly, like *toot toot* I'm a tugboat. No. Start here, go there. Like a plane. But in the water. Like a boat. Then the big fucking thing sank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2948 Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 "I'm making this up by the way" Then he said, 'alcoholism' out of nowhere. I thought he was giving an explanation as to why he was making things up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15372 Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 How do I think this is going? Well... Let me explain with an analogy involving a big thing like a plane or an oil tanker. There is a ship called the Titantic. Well, there was. Was means in the past, as I understand it. Was is like now, but bigger. You might say to me what happened to the Titantic? Well, it tried to sail across the ocean -- it's a blue thing with water in -- if it was able, physically able, not just boat around willy-nilly, like *toot toot* I'm a tugboat. No. Start here, go there. Like a plane. But in the water. Like a boat. Then the big fucking thing sank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7070 Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 I appreciate that you need to delegate a lot at his level but I get the impression he thinks it's the end of his responsibility as soon as he's told one of his management team to "deal with it". You would if you were operating way beyond your own capabilities. He is the Peter principle incarnate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5164 Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44273 Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 She's fully stumped him here. [emoji38] He looked like he was filling his nappy there in response to her question. "it's clearly clearly clearly wrong" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44273 Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 How do I think this is going? Well... Let me explain with an analogy involving a big thing like a plane or an oil tanker. There is a ship called the Titantic. Well, there was. Was means in the past, as I understand it. Was is like now, but bigger. You might say to me what happened to the Titantic? Well, it tried to sail across the ocean -- it's a blue thing with water in -- if it was able, physically able, not just boat around willy-nilly, like *toot toot* I'm a tugboat. No. Start here, go there. Like a plane. But in the water. Like a boat. Then the big fucking thing sank. [emoji38] This is actually better than his Airport one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7070 Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 is he going to drop dead tomorrow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44273 Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 is he going to drop dead tomorrow?If he did, I can assure you that Sports Direct wouldn't stop working. He's giving weather forecasts now. [emoji38] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34787 Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 Then he said, 'alcoholism' out of nowhere. I thought he was giving an explanation as to why he was making things up. Maybe he was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44273 Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 "most of the time the weather is very unpredictable." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7070 Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 England football shirts don't sell well in Scotland. Mind blown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19867 Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 Has he been on gas before he came into this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7070 Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 It's a miracle we are in the Championship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19867 Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 Charnely seems a genius next to him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44273 Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 Ah man, I could never have dreamt this could be this good. [emoji38] "You're all here..... Not you... I'm now talking to the people at Sports Direct.... " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7070 Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 Is anyone recording this? It's like a one man pantomime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44273 Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 They do loads of crazy things at Sports Direct..... They might wanna go to the football.... They might wanna go for a day out... His PR bloke is just sat there allowing this all to happen. [emoji38] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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