Tom 14013 Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Tea > Monitor moment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14047 Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 I'm thinking of doing something different but I've no idea where to start as there really is no beginning to my talents. Saying that, I'm thinking of opening a small sports journalist cafe where weary sports journalists come come in a and partake in coffee, tea, whiskey or bottles of Stella. I'd obviously put some bait on with maybe a local flavour, say, slithers of saveloy on a platter with micro portions of black pudding, pease pudding served with a separate small plate of a quarter piece of locally baked Stottie. A kind of fusion of a Tyneside tapas if you'd like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3508 Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 I'd open a coffee/bookshop. Dark wood bookshelves from floor to ceiling, comfy sofas, homemade cakes and freshly brewed coffee. People could come and go, use it as a bit of time out, take books from the shelves to read and relax for as long as they wanted. A little haven of chilled-out peace and quiet from the real world. So basically a library with a cafe??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3508 Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 A kind of fusion of a Tyneside tapas if you'd like. Get Greggs to do a mini steak bake on you would be onto a winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 So basically a library with a cafe??? No! It's not a cafe - it's a coffe/cake shop and you can't take the books home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46023 Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 What if I fancied a panini or some Geordie tapas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 You'd have to go to Mrs Miggin's (aka CT) Authentic Geordie Fusion Emporium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted August 1, 2015 Author Share Posted August 1, 2015 What if I fancied a panini or some Geordie tapas? Don't mess with the concept man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46023 Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 If I'm reading some Andy McNab and someone tells me all there is to eat is cake, I am liable to go Black Ops on their ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 There would be a variety of sweet treats, but I'm not getting into savoury territory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46023 Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Pork pies, bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46023 Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 That's how I would place my order btw. Without even looking up from the page. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43063 Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted August 1, 2015 Author Share Posted August 1, 2015 Perhaps American Psycho needn't be stocked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 That's how I would place my order btw. Without even looking up from the page. Certainly sir Today's special is warm cat shit-filled, with a flaky pastry crust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46023 Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 My PIE woman! BRING ME MY PIE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43063 Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 This could be the thread where Catmag breaks her Cathword rule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3964 Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Certainly sir Today's special is warm cat shit-filled, with a flaky pastry crust. Cat shit filled with pastry? How do you make normal pies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 My PIE woman! BRING ME MY PIE! Have a bit of decorum man! You're not in Dicksons now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Cat shit filled with pastry? How do you make normal pies? Feel free to drop by, I'll make two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46023 Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=sRkE_Gv6ALM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3964 Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Feel free to drop by, I'll make two. I'm in low fell drop one round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43063 Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 I'm in low fell drop one, round.Scat. Dirty bugger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 I'm in low fell drop one round. I'm at work so close enough to do so. Unfortunately the absence of a cat, pastry and an oven means it's a bit tricky at the moment I have drugs though. Lots of sleepy drugs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3964 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 I'm at work so close enough to do so. Unfortunately the absence of a cat, pastry and an oven means it's a bit tricky at the moment I have drugs though. Lots of sleepy drugs... See if I posted that it would have sounded well weird. Bill Cosby weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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