ohhh_yeah 2964 Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 On 25/10/2018 at 00:10, Christmas Tree said: Quite a good one this I have a Samsung TV about 3 or 4 years old and wondered if the bairns Bluetooth speakers would work on it. After going into the settings I discovered their was no setting for headphones or Bluetooth. I then discovered via YouTube you could enter an engineers code on your remote, open up an secret engineers menu and activate Bluetooth. I then went back to normal settings and as if by magic I now had a headphones setting and Bluetooth. Secret codes for different brands of TV. https://www.askvg.com/secret-service-codes-for-sony-and-lg-tv/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 Fucking happy days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2964 Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 On 12/07/2018 at 12:00, Monkeys Fist said: Fuck me! I was only joking when I used the word “ trotters”, then I zoomed in… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 5 minutes ago, ohhh_yeah said: Nice to see that to remind me how it’s changed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42378 Posted May 27, 2022 Author Share Posted May 27, 2022 31 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: Fucking happy days Strange name for a dog… 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44804 Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 44 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: Fucking happy days What fucking length are those jeans ffs. Legs fully stretched out and about a yard of extra material clearly on show. Levi puddlecut. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44804 Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 Are they dungarees? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11258 Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 Must have got them from SD 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44804 Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 "Yeah I'm a 32 inch waist and I've got a 36 inch inside leg. My height? 5 foot 7." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21912 Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 CT has been raiding Mike’s wardrobe 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 1 minute ago, Dr Gloom said: CT has been raiding Mike’s wardrobe Cheeky fucker. That will be you shortly now your driving all day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21567 Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 Dr Gloom's driving all day? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42378 Posted May 27, 2022 Author Share Posted May 27, 2022 2 hours ago, Christmas Tree said: Nice to see that to remind me how it’s changed Piss poor shed that, mind. These plastic things have no structural strength, so there’ll be no rigging up for a stranglewank for this Tory Boy. Did you get it from the tip along with the sofa? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21567 Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 31 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Piss poor shed that, mind. These plastic things have no structural strength, so there’ll be no rigging up for a stranglewank for this Tory Boy. Did you get it from the tip along with the sofa? It looks like an outside shit house to me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 38 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Piss poor shed that, mind. These plastic things have no structural strength, so there’ll be no rigging up for a stranglewank for this Tory Boy. Did you get it from the tip along with the sofa? Bollocks you talk at times Solid Keter shed that’s been there nearly 10 years and looks as new as they day I got it. Might not be big enough to fit your porn collection in but it’s champion for gardening gear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44804 Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 9 minutes ago, Renton said: It looks like an outside shit house to me. Aye I think CT might have modelled his garden on the hillbilly shooting thing they used to have at Metroland. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30544 Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 17 minutes ago, Renton said: It looks like an outside shit house to me. It's not the only shithouse in the photo. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11258 Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 12 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: Bollocks you talk at times At times? I'm not having you insult MF like that! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33113 Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 58 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Aye I think CT might have modelled his garden on the hillbilly shooting thing they used to have at Metroland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42378 Posted May 27, 2022 Author Share Posted May 27, 2022 56 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: Bollocks you talk at times Solid Keter shed that’s been there nearly 10 years and looks as new as they day I got it. Might not be big enough to fit your porn collection in but it’s champion for gardening gear. Ok, so you’re basically saying you do have a cheeky choke wank in there. Careful sitting on the bamp settee in your gimp suit mind- if you get stuck to it, Happy Days might mistake you for a cushion and… well… nobody wants ginger pups. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35059 Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 That settee is going to honk like a goose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42378 Posted May 27, 2022 Author Share Posted May 27, 2022 16 minutes ago, Alex said: That settee is going to honk like a goose Mrs. CT- “ What’s that ungodly stench from the garden Tubs?” CT- “ Don’t know, I’ll have a gander…” 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11258 Posted May 28, 2022 Share Posted May 28, 2022 18 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Mrs. CT- “ What’s that ungodly stench from the garden Tubs?” CT- “ Don’t know, I’ll have a gander…” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42378 Posted May 28, 2022 Author Share Posted May 28, 2022 Kinky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42378 Posted May 28, 2022 Author Share Posted May 28, 2022 22 hours ago, Christmas Tree said: it’s champion for gardening gear. CT’s “gardening gear”- Leather polish, concrete cleaner, wood paint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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