Alex 35079 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13865 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Rustlers burgers, you filthy beast. When you're so hungover that basic movement hurts, they're champion. I'd never eat them otherwise, I'm not CT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35079 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Should just stick on a wooly hat #LifeHack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44872 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Or microwave and eat a wooly hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33192 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Has anyone ever had those frozen microwave donner kebabs that were out a few years ago?Think they were about a quid and you got two in a box! Now they were trampy. But quite satisfying at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makom 0 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Nothing that smells like a freshly microwaved Rustlers burger can ever be classified as food. And I suspect the saddest thing about that grilled cheese in a box is that the "American" probably doesn't mean it's from the US, it means the cheese of the tasteless American variety, so you're getting a microwaveable sandwich with a tastless rubber filling, voiding the only nice thing about at toastie. I heard the lad from cheesepostie on the radio to today - that defo isn't for CT, it's for Lahndon ponces like Fish - people willing to pay £4 to have the ingredients of a toastie posted to you, so you can assemble it and then toast it. And it's not a normal toastie, it's using 'artisan' bread and 'fusion' flavours (chocolate and sweaty sock etc). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 My point being that's exactly what CT aspires to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30609 Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 You mean fried beans. Or if you're after the authentic Mexican effect then pop them in twice for refried beans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21921 Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 Microwaveable packets of rice are pretty good now, actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15526 Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 They are, and slightly cheaper at the supermarkets than they used to be too (thank you, 2-for-£1 offers at pound shops). Brown basmati rice, 50p a packet, done in 90 seconds? Aye, I'll take that. #domesticgoddess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 All microwave rice is 50p a packet in Aldi. Basmati is particularly nice. Another tick for the microwave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15526 Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 Or if you're after the authentic Mexican effect then pop them in twice for refried beans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35079 Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 Or if you're after the authentic Mexican effect then pop them in twice for refried beans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 Nothing that smells like a freshly microwaved Rustlers burger can ever be classified as food. And I suspect the saddest thing about that grilled cheese in a box is that the "American" probably doesn't mean it's from the US, it means the cheese of the tasteless American variety, so you're getting a microwaveable sandwich with a tastless rubber filling, voiding the only nice thing about at toastie. I heard the lad from cheesepostie on the radio to today - that defo isn't for CT, it's for Lahndon ponces like Fish - people willing to pay £4 to have the ingredients of a toastie posted to you, so you can assemble it and then toast it. And it's not a normal toastie, it's using 'artisan' bread and 'fusion' flavours (chocolate and sweaty sock etc). Recently saw something about cheese toasties that surprised me. Apparently it's best to have 2 types of cheese, 1 for consistency and 1 for flavour. Any additional ingredients should be diced (makes sense but I'd not thought about it). And pop it on a pan with something heavy atop it, rather than simply grilling in the oven. Who knew? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44872 Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 Jesus wept. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44872 Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 It's a great twitter account. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35079 Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 It's a great twitter account. Aye, it's brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted October 25, 2018 Share Posted October 25, 2018 Quite a good one this I have a Samsung TV about 3 or 4 years old and wondered if the bairns Bluetooth speakers would work on it. After going into the settings I discovered their was no setting for headphones or Bluetooth. I then discovered via YouTube you could enter an engineers code on your remote, open up an secret engineers menu and activate Bluetooth. I then went back to normal settings and as if by magic I now had a headphones setting and Bluetooth. Secret codes for different brands of TV. https://www.askvg.com/secret-service-codes-for-sony-and-lg-tv/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted October 25, 2018 Share Posted October 25, 2018 That doesn't qualify as a life hack, it's just losing the warranty on your TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30609 Posted October 25, 2018 Share Posted October 25, 2018 More of a TV hack, quite literally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42438 Posted October 25, 2018 Author Share Posted October 25, 2018 If you pop your TV in the microwave for 15 seconds before doing this, you can squeeze more juice out of it afterwards CT. Honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 Ok, a proper life hack that will massively improve your garden enjoyment in the summer. Dont spend a few hundred on an uncomfy rattan corner group with loads of cushions to store when it rains. Dont go to the garden centres and spend a couple of grand on the slightly more comfy rattan sofas with all the same problems. Instead, go on Facebook market place and choose from the various FREE leather sofas ads. Hire a man with a van £40 to collect and deliver. Then spend £20-£40 on waterproof covers. Finally, lounge in proper comfort all summer and when you’re done in September / October, £20 for the council to dispose of. Proper comfort all summer long for £80 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30609 Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 *CT driving along in his taxi* 'Oh, that looks like a real life hack'. What an absolute tramp. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42438 Posted May 25, 2022 Author Share Posted May 25, 2022 40 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: Ok, a proper life hack that will massively improve your garden enjoyment in the summer. Dont spend a few hundred on an uncomfy rattan corner group with loads of cushions to store when it rains. Dont go to the garden centres and spend a couple of grand on the slightly more comfy rattan sofas with all the same problems. Instead, go on Facebook market place and choose from the various FREE leather sofas ads. Hire a man with a van £40 to collect and deliver. Then spend £20-£40 on waterproof covers. Finally, lounge in proper comfort all summer and when you’re done in September / October, £20 for the council to dispose of. Proper comfort all summer long for £80 Are you playing Blue Monkey compilation tapes at full volume on your phone to complete the absolute fucking charva look? (You know that everyone in your street is legally required to declare you if they sell their house? ) 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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