Monkeys Fist 42438 Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Since learning the "Frozen Grapes" and "Use Milk from the Tassimo" hacks, my previously hectic life has become a model of calmness and efficiency. I thought it best to create a thread so that our resident Life Coaches can post any new revelations to improve our short time on the planet. Here's a few to get started Your life transformation begins here, now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Most things cook in a microwave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33192 Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Couldn't find microwave, phoned chinkees instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21921 Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Fancy home made biryani but can't be arsed to make it? Simply mix together some Uncle Ben's boil in the bag rice with some curry powder. Job done #CT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30609 Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42438 Posted July 22, 2015 Author Share Posted July 22, 2015 One for Gemmill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5222 Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Is...is that for Gemmill because it's some kind of erotic segue from Roombas? It is, isn't it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30609 Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 How to watch porn in public Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30609 Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13865 Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 I love the majority of these "life hacks" btw. Especially the ones that involve far more work than what they're trying to solve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7026 Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 Save on toilet roll by wiping your arse with your hand then rinsing it off when you flush the chain #LifeHack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Avoid smearing shit all over your arse cheeks by wiping whilst still sitting down #lifehack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 When the taxi driver drops you off at the roundabout at Gosforth races and says the entrance is just round the corner, he's lying! * I dropped my customers off right at the paddock and then watched all these lasses with high heels slung over their shoulders trecking the 1-2 mile as I drove out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35079 Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Cool story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Didn't offer them a free lift? Y'know, seeing as it was on your way out anyway? bit Tory that, isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42438 Posted July 27, 2015 Author Share Posted July 27, 2015 They were going in, Chubs was heading out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Correct Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35079 Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 It's about a half a mile, rather than the 1-2 mile CT claims, btw. Which just makes the story even better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44872 Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 You might have got a hand shandy out of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44872 Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 It's about a half a mile, rather than the 1-2 mile CT claims, btw. Which just makes the story even better. I think we're about to discover that that's how he thinks you write "half". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35079 Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33192 Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 I think we're about to discover that that's how he thinks you write "half". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35079 Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Incidentally, I heard it's traditional to drink brown ale out of a 1-2 pint schooner. Anyone else heard this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33192 Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Incidentally, I heard it's traditional to drink brown ale out of a 1-2 pint schooner. Anyone else heard this? Of course! I very rarely drink it now but woe, woe betide the bar person who serves me a bottle of it with a normal half pint glass, it has to be a schooner glass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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