scoobos 298 Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 I bet he isn't paying 4% tax let alone 40. His agent will be much more savvy than that. Which footballer does PAYE???? He'll have a LTD company or a conglomerate he joins. Don't get me started on football clubs either, they turn massive profits but pay very little in Corp tax. Have a search on "bing" for footballers tax dodge. Newcastle paid zero tax in 2012 and 2011 apparently, but neither did most other clubs. Blackpool paid 100,000 on 21 mil profit Anyhoo, sorry for bringing up tax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30375 Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 It isnt your strong suit iirc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 A tax avoiding conglomorate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 I most certainly will not use Bing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5186 Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 (edited) EDIT - Nevermind, I skimmed Scoobos' post and missed the reference to Bing. My eyes glazed over at the mention of PAYE, so yeah. Edited July 20, 2015 by Rayvin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2963 Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 A tax avoiding conglomorate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4375 Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 I bet he isn't paying 4% tax let alone 40. His agent will be much more savvy than that. Which footballer does PAYE???? He'll have a LTD company or a conglomerate he joins. Don't get me started on football clubs either, they turn massive profits but pay very little in Corp tax. Have a search on "bing" for footballers tax dodge. Newcastle paid zero tax in 2012 and 2011 apparently, but neither did most other clubs. Blackpool paid 100,000 on 21 mil profit Anyhoo, sorry for bringing up tax. The leaked online payslips that have appeared for various people are all PAYE. Footballers wouldn't meet the rules for limited companies - for example you have to prove you can supply a substitute (no pun intended) of equal skill if the person is unavailable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobos 298 Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Yeah paye to their own companies. End tax Spam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobos 298 Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 (edited) Edit, I'm full of shit. Edited July 21, 2015 by scoobos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Edit, I'm full of shit. I think you're wide of the mark certainly. iirc the typical schemes were either NIC avoidance for the employer club or income tax avoidance based on image rights and branding. I expect HMRC have long since clamped down on these. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17124 Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Chancel....has he got brothers called Nave and Spire?....little sister Aisle?... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15436 Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Deformed cousin Ampulet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10779 Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Chancel....has he got brothers called Nave and Spire?....little sister Aisle?... Hang on lads, looks like we've got a theist up in here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17124 Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Hang on lads, looks like we've got a theist up in here! Feel free to borrow for comedy account Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10779 Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Feel free to borrow for comedy account Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5186 Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 It's hard to argue that the comedy account doesn't produce an endless supply of comedy though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ausman 0 Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 According to Belgian TV he's joining Mitrovic at Newcastle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21847 Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Mbemba, Mbemba, they drink it in the conga. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44511 Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Unbelievably racist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21847 Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 casually racist at best, surely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30375 Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Must try harder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5186 Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44511 Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Mbemba my name. FAME! I'm picturing a scene where the crowd get right into the "Remember.... Remember.... Remember.... Remember" bit from that song. "Mbemba... Mbemba.... Mbemba....", properly taking it down low, maybe dim the floodlights a bit, someone on a lone bongo at the back of the Gallowgate, taking advantage of the acoustics, "Mbemba" barely audible at this stage, before bringing it back big time, building, building then..... floodlights on full... "FAME". Floodlights off. Silence. I should definitely produce the end of season DVDs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5186 Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 That would be fucking awesome though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3859 Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 I just hope he does something special on bonfire night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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