David Kelly 1245 Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 Good news at last Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonasjuice 0 Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Got a yellow card for Serbia last night, making it 47 yellows and 6 reds in his career thus far. He's 20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2979 Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 I still think he needs to start playing with more aggression. As far as I can tell he's playing without any knives on his person whatsoever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44875 Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 Next time he comes on I want to see the 4th official wrapping tape round his brass knucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2979 Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 We need to install a boxing ring, in conjunction with a surly Italian corner man, pitch side at SJP as Nitro Mitro's personalised subs bench. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonMarshy 2 Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 Fair play to the nufc social media lot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2979 Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted September 16, 2015 Author Share Posted September 16, 2015 Fair play to the nufc social media lot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1245 Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 Hope he's not like Toure or he'll be kicking off with that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobos 298 Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 (edited) ffs, yes its funny - but its sending completely the wrong fucking message to the player.. Oh its all just a fucking laugh , the fact we've bought you and you've fucked up your own start with some fuckin stupid cards already. If it was the first time with his red , sure give him the benefit - but the fucker can't last more than 20 minutes . I'd already be reading him the riot act, new kid or not. Shape up or GTFO Edited September 17, 2015 by scoobos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44875 Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 I would chin him in front of the entire team. That is how I assert dominance in the modern game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44875 Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 If he was married, I'd have sex with his wife too. He would not so much as commit a foul in the next match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2979 Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Wishing someone a 'Happy Birthday' is a sign of weakness. Fucking pansies. What is this kindergarten? "Oh, happy birthday precious, would you like someone to tie your shoes for you today". Fuck off. Slap him on the back and say, 'Back to work you card collecting Hun cunt, before we send in Gemmers to fuck ya missus. Who's Gemmers? He's single, lives with his cats, and talks to a robotic floor cleaner. He's fucking mental'. That'd sort him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44875 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 I've already kicked his face in by this stage. He knows who I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted January 21, 2016 Author Share Posted January 21, 2016 Aleksandar Mitrovic admits playing for Newcastle in the Premier League is more difficult than anything he’s done before. Having scored 49 goals from 83 starts (plus a few as sub) at Partizan Belgrade and Anderlecht, the Serbian striker has found goals harder to come by at United. The penalty against Manchester United was his fourth this season and from 14 starts (plus four as sub), he hopes that one day the goals will flow more freely. Coming from a place as intense as Serbia, it is high praise indeed for Mitrovic to talk so passionately about football being like ‘a culture, a religion’ on Tyneside. Pointing out as well the religious type fervour the supporters have for the pub before every match as well. Despite the lack of goals, the number 45 feels he has now played some of his best football in his career at Newcastle but not got the goals to show for it. Certainly in more open attacking games such as those against Manchester United and West Ham, Mitrovic has looked a far more effective player. Newcastle United have to most definitely play to the former Anderlecht player’s strengths because at the minute there certainly is no plan b when it comes to attacking options. Aleksandar Mitrovic talking to BBC Newcastle: “It’s much more difficult than the football I’ve played before. “I have played some of the best football in my life, the difference is that in Belgium I played well and scored goals. “Here, I play good but the goals don’t come, but I’ll keep working and hopefully one day it will come.” “Football here is like a culture, a religion, every game the people know they will be at the stadium, before the game in the pub. “Every game it’s a full stadium and it is an amazing place to play and to score goals.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21923 Posted January 21, 2016 Share Posted January 21, 2016 the goals are the only thing missing from his game, really. he's given us a proper physical presence and focal point to the attack but he needs to start chipping in with goals if we're going to stay up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted January 21, 2016 Author Share Posted January 21, 2016 the goals are the only thing missing from his game, really. he's given us a proper physical presence and focal point to the attack but he needs to start chipping in with goals if we're going to stay up. He will, there's no lack of confidence there and the quality of chances should improve. Shelvey's delivery from set pieces must surely be better than Colback et al. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1245 Posted January 21, 2016 Share Posted January 21, 2016 He will, there's no lack of confidence there and the quality of chances should improve. Shelvey's delivery from set pieces must surely be better than Colback et al. How long can we afford to wait for the goals to come though? Don't get me wrong, I'm not knocking Mitrovic, I like him and I do think he has goals in him. But out situaiton is getting more desperate with each passing week! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted January 21, 2016 Author Share Posted January 21, 2016 How long can we afford to wait for the goals to come though? Don't get me wrong, I'm not knocking Mitrovic, I like him and I do think he has goals in him. But out situaiton is getting more desperate with each passing week! Is it? I thought we were dragging ourselves out of the relegation zone and as such, the situation was getting less desperate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted January 21, 2016 Share Posted January 21, 2016 Still in the relegation zone, fewer games to get out. Honestly Fish, do you argue with your hand when you're masturbating? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1245 Posted January 21, 2016 Share Posted January 21, 2016 Is it? I thought we were dragging ourselves out of the relegation zone and as such, the situation was getting less desperate?We're still in the relegation zone and the amount of games we have to get ourselves out of it is reducing. That to me is getting more desperate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5223 Posted January 21, 2016 Share Posted January 21, 2016 The result against Wham looked positive until Swansea beat Watford. It's starting to feel more desperate to be honest - I don't think we could claim to be dragging ourselves out without another 6 points or so from the next 3 games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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