Gene_Clark 12 Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 much love x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46022 Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 Rama-dama-dingdong! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acrossthepond 878 Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 A very happy Ramadan to you as well. Â It's going to be a tough one this year I reckon, with the bairn teething just as I start. A week left in school as well. The little shits are about to see a side of me they never dreamed existed. Â "No, I don't give a fuck if Adolfo threw an eraser at you! Do you realise I haven't eaten since 4 in the fucking morning? Shrivel up and die you little cunt! Let me call your slag of a mother in here so I can tell her all about the birth control she should've employed some twelve years ago!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17643 Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 Is that normal then?...." Happy Ramadan!"?.....bit like " Merry Christmas"?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 3106 Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 (edited) Who's Dan? Â Â Whatever. Happy birthday mate. Have a good one. Edited June 17, 2015 by toonotl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 I was traveling down to the Keys in Florida just after 9/11 and we stayed at a Ramada Inn hotel for a couple of nights. Think it was near Marathon. I insisted on calling it the Ramadam Hotel and my big 'gag' at reception was asking whether they served food during the day. Â Only Dave's comedy Twitter account has mis- read an audience as badly since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 I was traveling down to the Keys in Florida just after 9/11 and we stayed at a Ramada Inn hotel for a couple of nights. Think it was near Marathon. I insisted on calling it the Ramadam Hotel and my big 'gag' at reception was asking whether they served food during the day. Â Only Dave's comedy Twitter account has mis- read an audience as badly since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 3106 Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 I was traveling down to the Keys in Florida just after 9/11 and we stayed at a Ramada Inn hotel for a couple of nights. Think it was near Marathon. I insisted on calling it the Ramadam Hotel and my big 'gag' at reception was asking whether they served food during the day. Â Only Dave's comedy Twitter account has mis- read an audience as badly since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4411 Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 I used to work with a lad who was Muslim lite who told me his childhood experience of it was it being worse when in summer but I didn't realise until this year how wide the range was - I thought the earliest it got was september. Â You would think those that have moved to more northern climes (I read there are some in Scandinavia who are completely fucked) would lead to more questioning Allah's plan but they probably just see it as a bigger challenge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 I used to work with a lad who was Muslim lite who told me his childhood experience of it was it being worse when in summer but I didn't realise until this year how wide the range was - I thought the earliest it got was september. Â You would think those that have moved to more northern climes (I read there are some in Scandinavia who are completely fucked) would lead to more questioning Allah's plan but they probably just see it as a bigger challenge. Â There's a bit in today's Guardian about those who practice it and are in St. Petesberg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 (edited) Â There's a bit in today's Guardian about those who practice it and are in St. Petesberg. Fuck all to eat there all year round though, shirls? Edited June 18, 2015 by trophyshy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35571 Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 much love x :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14047 Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 Bet Demba Ba is clamming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acrossthepond 878 Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 I used to work with a lad who was Muslim lite who told me his childhood experience of it was it being worse when in summer but I didn't realise until this year how wide the range was - I thought the earliest it got was september. Â You would think those that have moved to more northern climes (I read there are some in Scandinavia who are completely fucked) would lead to more questioning Allah's plan but they probably just see it as a bigger challenge. Â There are people in the far north who fast those ridiculous hours, but the commonly accepted practice is that if you are faced with a sunrise-sunset cycle that is unreasonable, to pick a place in the world (usually your own home city or Mecca) and fast as if you were there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35571 Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 Â There are people in the far north who fast those ridiculous hours, but the commonly accepted practice is that if you are faced with a sunrise-sunset cycle that is unreasonable, to pick a place in the world (usually your own home city or Mecca) and fast as if you were there. Must be a piece of piss when it falls in December though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7169 Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 :lol: Makes CT look amateurish with his wumming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 4222 Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 I used to work with a lad who was Muslim lite who told me his childhood experience of it was it being worse when in summer but I didn't realise until this year how wide the range was - I thought the earliest it got was september. Â You would think those that have moved to more northern climes (I read there are some in Scandinavia who are completely fucked) would lead to more questioning Allah's plan but they probably just see it as a bigger challenge. Â 20 odd hours in that weather isnt so bad. Try coming here and keeping a 17 hour fast in 46C Â And yes, everything is a test of course Its not the end of the world really. Always amuses me when people who dont fast make a massive deal out of it. Its not easy but its hardly the most difficult thing you'll ever do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 never understod how they getthrough a month of it TBH Â shows real commitment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43063 Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 Not as much as lifelong, left handed arse wiping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 think how much you save on bog paper!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 4222 Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Not as much as lifelong, left handed arse wiping. Â Rather water than tissue paper. Still beyond me how anyone could feel clean after using paper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46022 Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 The moist toilet wipe is the answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4821 Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 (edited) Does Roomba not have an attachment for that? Edited June 30, 2015 by Christmas Tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22143 Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 I'm shuddering to imagine how a moist toilet wipe is achieved. Unless you're talking about using a baby wipe, which can't be flushed down the toilet - I can only assume you keep a rubbish bin of these soiled beauties close by. Must smell lush with the warm weather coming in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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