Metal Detecting:NSFW. Contains images of boobs and dirt holes, as well as pigeon corpses.

[Gemmill 44853]

Are those enormous After Eight packets they've got on their heads?

[Ayatollah Hermione 13863]

I'd be having a stern word with the headteacher, me. If they had tried that on me in nursery, I'd have simply kicked my teacher in the kneecap, lit a tab and rode off on my motorbike, flicking everyone the V's.

[Gemmill 44853]

Yup, it is. New parents lap it up, but us experienced parents just think......ffs

 

As it happens it was very nice and the kids loved it, but aye, WTF.

 

 

Be honest CT, how many times have you been mistaken for his granddad?

[Christmas Tree 4725]

Are those enormous After Eight packets they've got on their heads?

Aye they looked like some weird religious cult as they came out one by one.

[Christmas Tree 4725]

 

Be honest CT, how many times have you been mistaken for his granddad?

You're gonna start feeling bad about yourself shortly

 

Get a date, or at least some internet porn.

[Gemmill 44853]

Don't worry about me, granddad.

[Howmanheyman 33173]

You're gonna start feeling bad about yourself shortly

 

Get a date, or at least some internet porn.

 

 

"Well done, son. Here's a years supply of tax credit cuts as a nice little something for you."

[Christmas Tree 4725]

Don't worry about me, granddad.

I do though.

[Christmas Tree 4725]

Talk of it possibly been a Roman helmet handle.

 

Others say it has a Viking look and that they may be Griffins, not eagle.

 

[Gemmill 44853]

A helmet handle. Are we talking about a bucket here?

[Christmas Tree 4725]

We're talking about an artefact fuck chops

[Gemmill 44853]

Whatever, helmet handle.

[Ayatollah Hermione 13863]

CT, just keep it to the metal detecting forum, mate.

[Park Life 71]

Ice bucket handle.

[Christmas Tree 4725]

CT, just keep it to the metal detecting forum, mate.

It's not hard to avoid this thread really.

 

I stay away from guitars, reading, cricket etc

[Gemmill 44853]

It's acutely apparent that you stay away from reading

[ewerk 30598]

Yup, it is. New parents lap it up, but us experienced parents just think......ffs

 

As it happens it was very nice and the kids loved it, but aye, WTF.

 

 

How the fuck is this a thing? 'Well done, you got a 2:1 in Finger Painting'. Society today...

[Christmas Tree 4725]

 

Everything's a "thing" these days. Got a 10 year old going to an "end of juniors" prom tonight.

[Alex 35077]

You have such problems in your life Fish.

 

One man's struggle to overcome his working class Geordie roots and fit in with his City mates.

One man's struggle to overcome the massive chip on his shoulder

[Monkeys Fist 42417]

What is the Blob going to come back all excited over today?

I'll go for either;

A rusty penny.

Half a hat pin.

Someone's lost wedding ring.

Being allowed to walk 20m behind the Big Boys.

[toonotl 2978]

I bet that CT's family will be up for the annual 'Most Supportive Family of a Metal Detector Enthusiast' award at the 31st Annual Metecties this year. That's what I bet.

[Monkeys Fist 42417]

Metecties

[toonotl 2978]

 

Is that Roman?

[Monkeys Fist 42417]

Etruscan-ish.

[Ayatollah Hermione 13863]

"i would like to thank the fellas at Toontastic for their support during the metal handle debate. It really meant a lot"