Metal Detecting:NSFW. Contains images of boobs and dirt holes, as well as pigeon corpses.

[Monkeys Fist 42419]

Was it the dead bird's leg hanging out of it that gave you the clue?

[Kitman 2204]

Dear CT

 

Thank you for taking the trouble to report the discovery of my cock ring. Its loss has marred the memory of a pleasant summers evening in Barnard Castle with a nice young man called Trevor. Now it's all good again!

 

In response to your question I can confirm the ring is not in fact from a medieval portable armoire as you suspected. I bought it off the internet in 2005 from a company in Grimsby. I now look forward to its return.

[Gemmill 44857]

Can we change the title to Roadkill Collecting please?

[Howmanheyman 33174]

Out around Barnard Castle today.

 

One of today's finds was a bird ring. Apparently there's a site where you fill in the details and the birds owner gets closure. Did this a couple of hours ago and just got this reply.

 

 

I'd be fucking worried if I was you.

 

 

"Careful lads, the sick bastards already killed one budgie and three goldfish!"

[toonotl 2978]

Out around Barnard Castle today.

 

One of today's finds was a bird ring. Apparently there's a site where you fill in the details and the birds owner gets closure. Did this a couple of hours ago and just got this reply.

 

 

 

I'm sure the Legionary Officer who's emu steed you've tracked down after all these years will be relieved. Hail Caesar!

[Ayatollah Hermione 13863]

I feel like metal detecting is what someone does 6 months before they're in the news for committing a series of violent murders. "We should have saw this coming" said one family member, "especially when he was so excited to tell everyone about that dead pigeon he found"

[The Fish 10856]

I feel like metal detecting is what someone does 6 months before they're in the news for committing a series of violent murders. "We should have saw this coming" said one family member, "especially when he was so excited to tell everyone about that dead pigeon he found"

Killing and/or torturing pets is a marker for psychopathic tendencies. Poor Tweetypie had no chance.

 

[Kid Dynamite 7025]

Out around Barnard Castle today.

 

One of today's finds was a bird ring. Apparently there's a site where you fill in the details and the birds owner gets closure. Did this a couple of hours ago and just got this reply.

 

 

Look, I know you play up to the stereotype that you have created on here but this is just taking the piss. Who gives a fuck that you found a dead pigeon, let alone took the fucking time and effort to report it. And then felt to need to share it with the world?

[Alex 35077]

Looks like Dick Dastardly finally got his man.

[toonotl 2978]

Look, I know you play up to the stereotype that you have created on here but this is just taking the piss. Who gives a fuck that you found a dead pigeon, let alone took the fucking time and effort to report it. And then felt to need to share it with the world?

 

To be fair to CT, this is how I feel about almost every one of his posts.

[The Fish 10856]

Looks like Dick Dastardly finally got his man.

[Christmas Tree 4725]

Look, I know you play up to the stereotype that you have created on here but this is just taking the piss. Who gives a fuck that you found a dead pigeon, let alone took the fucking time and effort to report it. And then felt to need to share it with the world?

[Ayatollah Hermione 13863]

I'm actually marginally interested in pinball machines because they have a certain cultural appeal and there is a genuine collector/devotee scene around it. You're finding bits of old pottery and piss farting about with dead pigeons like the world's shittest rag and bone man.

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

[Christmas Tree 4725]

I'm actually marginally interested in pinball machines because they have a certain cultural appeal and there is a genuine collector/devotee scene around it. You're finding bits of old pottery and piss farting about with dead pigeons like the world's shittest rag and bone man.

Silver coins minted in the Tower of London during the reign of king Henry v111 are quite exciting to some. As are the various Roman artefacts and coins that turn up most weeks.

 

I never understand why people pop into threads "they're not interested" in though.

[Gemmill 44857]

You're like a cold case investigator for pigeons. Even their families gave up on them, but not you.

[Ayatollah Hermione 13863]

You're like a cold case investigator for pigeons. Even their families gave up on them, but not you.

 

YOU'RE OFF THE CASE, TREE.

[Tooj 17]

Looks like Dick Dastardly finally got his man.

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[Gemmill 44857]

 

YOU'RE OFF THE CASE, TREE.

I'M NOT READY TO WALK AWAY FROM THIS ONE, DAMMIT!

[Gemmill 44857]

YOU CAN'T TURN THIS OFF!

[Christmas Tree 4725]

You're like a cold case investigator for pigeons. Even their families gave up on them, but not you.

 

I was hoping it was something a bit better than a pigeon if I'm honest.

[Gemmill 44857]

A more impressive member of the bird kingdom?

[Monkeys Fist 42419]

A moa impressive member of the bird kingdom?

[Gemmill 44857]

DO NOT TURN MY POSTS INTO PUNS.

 

I hate puns.

[Monkeys Fist 42419]

DO NOT TURN MY POSTS INTO PUNS.

I hate puns.

I'll consider that a feather in my cap.