Metal Detecting:NSFW. Contains images of boobs and dirt holes, as well as pigeon corpses.

[Kid Dynamite 7025]

Be sure to take plenty of pictures for us

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

Hang about, how can the weight increase that started two years ago be blamed on the chemo you've been doing for 10 months

[Christmas Tree 4725]

Canny days digging in Longhorsley.

 

Nice Edward II silver coin for my efforts.

 

[Gemmill 44864]

That is a milk bottle top that someone with trainers has stood on.

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3894]

I like the fact I know in the future some weirdo bamp with nothing better to do is going to think he's a success because he's found a 2p i dropped and was too lazy to pick up

Tbf it's worth nearly a tenner.

[Meenzer 15525]

Found you something, CT.

 

http://6dollarshirts.com/product.php?productid=13225&mail=270

[Christmas Tree 4725]

Found you something, CT.

 

http://6dollarshirts.com/product.php?productid=13225&mail=270

Never done a beach yet. For the peasants if you ask me. Nothing but ring pulls and two pences.

[Christmas Tree 4725]

Btw, though you all mock, if you haven't watched this yet, it's very good. Won baftas and other stuff.

 

Was on BBC 4 last year and season 2 is about to start.

 

[Christmas Tree 4725]

One of the lads found this gold coin yesterday (Henry 1-6)

 

[Monkeys Fist 42427]

Which one? 1,2,3,4,5, or 6?

[Meenzer 15525]

0.1666

[Christmas Tree 4725]

And this is happening right now at the bottom of my garden. One of the happiest events in a detectorists sorry existence

 

[toonotl 2978]

0.1666

 

[Monkeys Fist 42427]

0.1666

And this is happening right now at the bottom of my garden. One of the happiest events in a detectorists sorry existence

So, you're about to search for, then dig up, all the shit (and budgies) that you threw over your fence a year or two ago.

How absolutely thrilling

[Alex 35078]

[Gemmill 44864]

And this is happening right now at the bottom of my garden. One of the happiest events in a detectorists sorry existence

 

What am I supposed to be seeing on this photo?

[ewerk 30602]

It looks like a river of shit flowing behind his garden.

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3894]

It looks like a river of shit flowing behind his garden.

A bit like the river of shit CT flows through here.

[Christmas Tree 4725]

What am I supposed to be seeing on this photo?

Freshly ploughed earth. All the sunken treasure has been brought to the top.

[Gemmill 44864]

I hope the farmer shoots you.

[Happy Face 29]

And this is happening right now at the bottom of my garden. One of the happiest events in a detectorists sorry existence

 

 

Is your house on Liburn, Langdale, Rydal or Borrowdale?

 

Or maybe Ravesnsbourne?

[Christmas Tree 4725]

 

Is your house on Liburn, Langdale, Rydal or Borrowdale?

 

Or maybe Ravesnsbourne?

Langdale

[Christmas Tree 4725]

Good detective work

[Happy Face 29]

I'm like a handsome Benedict Cumberbatch me like. Bosh.

[Christmas Tree 4725]

I'm like a handsome Benedict Cumberbatch me like. Bosh.

East Boldon + Metro