Metal Detecting:NSFW. Contains images of boobs and dirt holes, as well as pigeon corpses.

[Christmas Tree 4725]

A more impressive member of the bird kingdom?

A bird of prey was my dream

[Gemmill 44864]

Never stop dreaming.

[Kid Dynamite 7025]

 

Look, I know you play up to the stereotype that you have created on here but this is just taking the piss. Who gives a fuck that you found a dead pigeon, let alone took the fucking time and effort to report it. And then felt to need to share it with the world?

And? no one minds you having hobbies, they mind you boring the fuck out of everyone with them. And there have been a lot.

[Christmas Tree 4725]

And? no one minds you having hobbies, they mind you boring the fuck out of everyone with them. And there have been a lot.

So why click on a metal detecting thread?

 

I bypass the games, reading, etc

[Gemmill 44864]

Games, reading, intelligent thought...

[Christmas Tree 4725]

Games, reading, intelligent thought...

That stuff is for your 20's and 30's. By the time your hitting 50 you know the score.

[Kitman 2204]

I'm actually marginally interested in pinball machines because they have a certain cultural appeal and there is a genuine collector/devotee scene around it. You're finding bits of old pottery and piss farting about with dead pigeons like the world's shittest rag and bone man.

[Gemmill 44864]

That stuff is for your 20's and 30's. By the time your hitting 50 you know the score.

Yeah you know it all. I mean, granted you only found out that it was possible to make pasta without a jar of dolmio last year, but you know there's no set order to when you have to learn this stuff, as long as you're done by 50.

[Christmas Tree 4725]

It's about being content with life. Once your there, life's great.

[Christmas Tree 4725]

I should write a blog really.

[Gemmill 44864]

Call it The Blunder Years.

[Monkeys Fist 42427]

Never stop preening.

How punny.

[Gemmill 44864]

NO.

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

I'm a blob really.

[ewerk 30602]

It's about giving up on life. Once your there, life's great.

[Ayatollah Hermione 13863]

The "Don't like it, don't read it!" is all well and good but the idea that you don't love the attention is ridiculous. Not sure if you're trying to fool us or yourself.

[Christmas Tree 4725]

The "Don't like it, don't read it!" is all well and good but the idea that you don't love the attention is ridiculous. Not sure if you're trying to fool us or yourself.

Nice deflection

[strawb 4248]

(A field in County Durham)

 

beep...beep...beep...BEEP..BEEP.BEEP

 

Well well well, what do we have here? Ahh its obviously a Roman ring made of gold, rolled and pressed at around the time of Julius Cesar. What do you think Frank Wankenstein?

 

Well CT it is quite obviously a GPS for a pigeon, you can tell by the manky fucking pigeon carcass hanging off it.

 

Aye whatever Frank, I'm tekkin this to cash converters.

[Ayatollah Hermione 13863]

Nice deflection

 

Aye, like light off your head

[Christmas Tree 4725]

 

Aye, like light off your head

And you're back again

[Meenzer 15525]

A taxi driver, misunderstanding the nature of a two-way conversation? Surely not.

[toonotl 2978]

Silver coins minted in the Tower of London during the reign of king Henry v111 are quite exciting to some. As are the various Roman artefacts and coins that turn up most weeks.

 

I never understand why people pop into threads "they're not interested" in though.

 

You are so interested in Henry the VIII that you think that the 'I' is a 1. You fucking bellend.

[toonotl 2978]

Games, reading, intelligent thought...

 

[Monkeys Fist 42427]

 

You are so interested in Henry the VIII that you think that the 'I' is a 1. You fucking bellend.

Henry 1/8.

[toonotl 2978]