Metal Detecting:NSFW. Contains images of boobs and dirt holes, as well as pigeon corpses.

[Gemmill 44957]

Are those enormous After Eight packets they've got on their heads?

[Ayatollah Hermione 13885]

I'd be having a stern word with the headteacher, me. If they had tried that on me in nursery, I'd have simply kicked my teacher in the kneecap, lit a tab and rode off on my motorbike, flicking everyone the V's.

[Gemmill 44957]

Yup, it is. New parents lap it up, but us experienced parents just think......ffs

 

As it happens it was very nice and the kids loved it, but aye, WTF.

 

 

Be honest CT, how many times have you been mistaken for his granddad?

[Christmas Tree 4728]

Are those enormous After Eight packets they've got on their heads?

Aye they looked like some weird religious cult as they came out one by one.

[Christmas Tree 4728]

 

Be honest CT, how many times have you been mistaken for his granddad?

You're gonna start feeling bad about yourself shortly

 

Get a date, or at least some internet porn.

[Gemmill 44957]

Don't worry about me, granddad.

[Howmanheyman 33267]

You're gonna start feeling bad about yourself shortly

 

Get a date, or at least some internet porn.

 

 

"Well done, son. Here's a years supply of tax credit cuts as a nice little something for you."

[Christmas Tree 4728]

Don't worry about me, granddad.

I do though.

[Christmas Tree 4728]

Talk of it possibly been a Roman helmet handle.

 

Others say it has a Viking look and that they may be Griffins, not eagle.

 

[Gemmill 44957]

A helmet handle. Are we talking about a bucket here?

[Christmas Tree 4728]

We're talking about an artefact fuck chops

[Gemmill 44957]

Whatever, helmet handle.

[Ayatollah Hermione 13885]

CT, just keep it to the metal detecting forum, mate.

[Park Life 71]

Ice bucket handle.

[Christmas Tree 4728]

CT, just keep it to the metal detecting forum, mate.

It's not hard to avoid this thread really.

 

I stay away from guitars, reading, cricket etc

[Gemmill 44957]

It's acutely apparent that you stay away from reading

[ewerk 30642]

Yup, it is. New parents lap it up, but us experienced parents just think......ffs

 

As it happens it was very nice and the kids loved it, but aye, WTF.

 

 

How the fuck is this a thing? 'Well done, you got a 2:1 in Finger Painting'. Society today...

[Christmas Tree 4728]

 

Everything's a "thing" these days. Got a 10 year old going to an "end of juniors" prom tonight.

[Alex 35097]

You have such problems in your life Fish.

 

One man's struggle to overcome his working class Geordie roots and fit in with his City mates.

One man's struggle to overcome the massive chip on his shoulder

[Monkeys Fist 42460]

What is the Blob going to come back all excited over today?

I'll go for either;

A rusty penny.

Half a hat pin.

Someone's lost wedding ring.

Being allowed to walk 20m behind the Big Boys.

[toonotl 2988]

I bet that CT's family will be up for the annual 'Most Supportive Family of a Metal Detector Enthusiast' award at the 31st Annual Metecties this year. That's what I bet.

[Monkeys Fist 42460]

Metecties

[toonotl 2988]

 

Is that Roman?

[Monkeys Fist 42460]

Etruscan-ish.

[Ayatollah Hermione 13885]

"i would like to thank the fellas at Toontastic for their support during the metal handle debate. It really meant a lot"