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[The Fish 11392]

  On 09/07/2015 at 09:45, Alex said:

A better life hack would be keeping white wine in the fridge.

 

Keeping wine in the fridge keeps it cool for a while, but when you're sitting in the sunshine it warms up more quickly.

 

Even more important when the wine isn't great; if it's cold you don't notice it's the cheap shit

[Alex 37625]

  On 09/07/2015 at 10:18, The Fish said:

 

Keeping wine in the fridge keeps it cool for a while, but when you're sitting in the sunshine it warms up more quickly.

 

Even more important when the wine isn't great; if it's cold you don't notice it's the cheap shit

Where are you keeping the frozen grapes?

[The Fish 11392]

  On 09/07/2015 at 10:37, Alex said:

Where are you keeping the frozen grapes?

... in the freezer until I put them in the wine?

[Alex 37625]

  On 09/07/2015 at 10:38, The Fish said:

... in the freezer until I put them in the wine?

If you have to keep going to the freezer why not just keep the wine in the fridge?

[ewerk 33956]

How long does it take you to drink a glass of wine?

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 4328]

So when you drink wine you take it out of the fridge so you don't have to keep going back to the fridge to fill it up?

 

But for every glass you go to the freezer to get more grapes?

[Alex 37625]

Just use a fucking ice bucket / wine cooler

These life hacks are mint

Edited July 9, 2015 by Alex

[Kitman 2470]

[Christmas Tree 5274]

  On 09/07/2015 at 10:18, The Fish said:

 

Keeping wine in the fridge keeps it cool for a while, but when you're sitting in the sunshine it warms up more

You're drinking too slowly.

[Kitman 2470]

I remember years ago watching nigella lawson.....and she said put your leftover wine in an ice tray and freeze it so you can put it in your gravy. My wife looked at me and said "leftover wine? What the fucks that?"

[Christmas Tree 5274]

[The Fish 11392]

How is this complicated?

 

1. Pour wine from chilled bottle into glass, add a few grapes.
2. Put wine back in fridge.
3. go sit in sun and enjoy cold wine.
4. When glass is empty, repeat steps 1-3

 

 

Then, I forgot didn't I. You're all pedantic cunts and I could have revolutionised your lives and you'd still carp on like moaning women.

[Kitman 2470]

  On 09/07/2015 at 11:18, The Fish said:

How is this complicated?

 

• Pour wine from chilled bottle into glass, add a few grapes.
• Put wine back in fridge.
• go sit in sun and enjoy cold wine.
• When glass is empty, repeat steps 1-3

 

Then, I forgot didn't I. You're all pedantic cunts and I could have revolutionised your lives and you'd still carp on like moaning women.

If only Lenin had known about about frozen grapes. He'd have genuinely revolutionised people's lives...

[ewerk 33956]

  On 09/07/2015 at 11:18, The Fish said:

How is this complicated?

 

1. Pour wine from chilled bottle into glass, add a few grapes.
2. Put wine back in fridge.
3. go sit in sun and enjoy cold wine.
4. When glass is empty, repeat steps 1-3

 

 

Then, I forgot didn't I. You're all pedantic cunts and I could have revolutionised your lives and you'd still carp on like moaning women.

 

Again, how long does it take you to drink a glass of wine that it gets warm? Have you considered turning up the fridge?

[Kid Dynamite 7885]

You could just drink beer like a real man

[ChezGiven 0]

He drinks pints of wine.

[Alex 37625]

  On 09/07/2015 at 11:18, The Fish said:

How is this complicated?

 

1. Pour wine from chilled bottle into glass, add a few grapes.
2. Put wine back in fridge.
3. go sit in sun and enjoy cold wine.
4. When glass is empty, repeat steps 1-3

 

 

Then, I forgot didn't I. You're all pedantic cunts and I could have revolutionised your lives and you'd still carp on like moaning women.

It's not complicated but it's more complex than it needs to be, therefore it's not a 'hack' as such. But anyway...

[The Fish 11392]

  On 09/07/2015 at 12:06, ewerk said:

 

Again, how long does it take you to drink a glass of wine that it gets warm? Have you considered turning up the fridge?

Christ on a bike, this is exhausting. Is putting ice in wine some kind of new fangled thing that hasn't made it out of London or something? I thought it was a fairly common way of keeping wine cold, especially when one doesn't have a high hat.

 

 

  On 09/07/2015 at 12:11, StraightEdgeWizard said:

You could just drink beer like a real man

[Alex 37625]

You should get some of that ice wine.

[Meenzer 16717]

Mind, we've got a bottle of that that's been in the cupboard for at least four years. I'm guessing it doesn't age well.

[Monkeys Fist 46045]

CT- " Didnt have any grapes, used apples instead.

Won't fit in the glass so ate apple instead.

Broke teeth, went to hospital.

Now have grapes.

No wine, so used piss."

[Makom 0]

You have such problems in your life Fish.

 

One man's struggle to overcome his working class Geordie roots and fit in with his City mates.

[Makom 0]

  On 07/07/2015 at 19:47, Christmas Tree said:

Na, was going to upload it today but had to take mother round every shop in the North east looking for garden furniture then attend CT juniors graduation ceremony from nursery.

 

Please tell me that's not an actual thing nowadays?

[Christmas Tree 5274]

  On 09/07/2015 at 17:36, Makom said:

 

Please tell me that's not an actual thing nowadays?

Yup, it is. New parents lap it up, but us experienced parents just think......ffs

 

As it happens it was very nice and the kids loved it, but aye, WTF.

 

[Makom 0]

Fucking hell. That is just tragic.