Metal Detecting:NSFW. Contains images of boobs and dirt holes, as well as pigeon corpses.

[toonotl 2978]

 

FYP.

 

[Christmas Tree 4725]

Well the feedback so far is that although it looks like a furniture fitting, the fact that it is decorated on both sides and has no breakages suggests not.

 

Suggesting I should take it to the local finds liaison officer.

 

I'll see what replies I get tonight.

[Meenzer 15525]

Couldn't give a shit.

[Kid Dynamite 7025]

I'll be waiting for your update

[Christmas Tree 4725]

Couldn't give a shit.

If I've found treasure and get rich, the Eurovision is on my list to do. Drinks?

[Christmas Tree 4725]

I'll be waiting for your update

I'll PM you.

[Ayatollah Hermione 13863]

Couldn't give a shit.

 

This is the most boring Dear Diary yet. Do you keep owt to yourself? Walking out of the doctor's office, right into the waiting room, telling everyone who will listen about your piles.

[Meenzer 15525]

If I've found treasure and get rich, the Eurovision is on my list to do. Drinks?

 

I'll get you barred.

[Christmas Tree 4725]

 

This is the most boring Dear Diary yet. Do you keep owt to yourself? Walking out of the doctor's office, right into the waiting room, telling everyone who will listen about your piles.

One day all these life hacks will stand you in good stead.

[Monkeys Fist 42427]

Well the feedback so far is that although it looks like a furniture fitting, the fact that it is decorated on both sides and has no breakages suggests not.

 

Suggesting I should take it to the local finds liaison officer.

 

I'll see what replies I get tonight.

We told you this 2-3 pages back.

 

It's a cape fastener, I reckon.

[Christmas Tree 4725]

We told you this 2-3 pages back.

 

It's a badly scratched cape fastener, I reckon.

Fyp

[Monkeys Fist 42427]

I didn't tell to scrape the fucking thing on the patio like a wind-up car, I told you to scratch it slightly to see colour of the metal.

 

I forgot to give you a step by step idiot's guide to a fairly self explanatory process, I'll admit, but you're meant to be the treasure expert on here

 

Edit: did you use a Stanley blade like I suggested, or did you use the Salad Axe?

[Christmas Tree 4725]

kitchen knife.

 

I'll rub it in some mud.

[Gemmill 44864]

I hope the liaison officer knocks you clean out with it.

[The Fish 10857]

One day all these life hacks will stand you in good stead.

How is spunking £500 on a metal detector hobby (that you'll bore of soon enough) and putting too much chilli flakes in your spaghetti a Life Hack?

 

A life hack is freezing grapes to use as ice-cubes for white wine in the summer, that way the wine isn't watered down and you get boozy grapes at the end of the drink

[toonotl 2978]

I'm starting to think, in a few years, this thread will be used as evidence in a case against CT for destruction of culturally significant artefacts.

[Ayatollah Hermione 13863]

How is spunking £500 on a metal detector hobby (that you'll bore of soon enough) and putting too much chilli flakes in your spaghetti a Life Hack?

 

A life hack is freezing grapes to use as ice-cubes for white wine in the summer, that way the wine isn't watered down and you get boozy grapes at the end of the drink

 

how aren't you beaten up more often?

[Meenzer 15525]

I'm starting to think, in a few years, this thread will be used as evidence in a case against CT for destruction of culturally significant artefacts.

 

 

"Found this on my hols, what metal do you think it is?"

[The Fish 10857]

 

how aren't you beaten up more often?

The beard is a good deterrent.

[Kid Dynamite 7025]

 

how aren't you beaten up more often?

[toonotl 2978]

 

 

"Found this on my hols, what metal do you think it is?"

 

[Alex 35079]

How is spunking £500 on a metal detector hobby (that you'll bore of soon enough) and putting too much chilli flakes in your spaghetti a Life Hack?

 

A life hack is freezing grapes to use as ice-cubes for white wine in the summer, that way the wine isn't watered down and you get boozy grapes at the end of the drink

A better life hack would be keeping white wine in the fridge.

Edited July 9, 2015 by Alex

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3894]

A better life hack would be keeping white wine in the fridge.

 

 

I like how common sense solutions are now called life hacks.

[Alex 35079]

 

 

I like how common sense solutions are now called life hacks.

I don't even know what a life hack is tbh.

[Meenzer 15525]

Life is what you document in incessant posts on the internet. Hack is what you do to a salad. HTH