Gemmill 46022 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 (edited) Take this online test to find out. It's been set up by the Lancet using data from the UK Biobank, and gives you an indication of how likely you are to die in the next 5 years. It's only for people 40-70 (I'm 40 this year so just told it I was 40), and the results are: Ubble age - 28 Chance of dying in next 5 years - 0.4% As expected, I am practically invincible over the next 5 years, at least. Go here: http://www.ubble.co.uk/ And click on Risk Calculator and answer the questions. Edited June 4, 2015 by Gemmill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 54% Thanks Gemmill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Due to mentions from yourself and Chris Evans, it keeps crashing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46022 Posted June 4, 2015 Author Share Posted June 4, 2015 54% Thanks Gemmill. Fucking hell, you decrepit spastic. What can we do to get this number down? I'm prepared to offer my services as a life coach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46022 Posted June 4, 2015 Author Share Posted June 4, 2015 Due to mentions from yourself and Chris Evans, it keeps crashing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31195 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Remind me in ten years time, gramps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46022 Posted June 4, 2015 Author Share Posted June 4, 2015 You're only 30? You must have been on here since you were 12. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31195 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 That's why you're like a father to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46022 Posted June 4, 2015 Author Share Posted June 4, 2015 I was completely equipped to impregnate women at the age of 10 too, so the biology checks out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Take this online test to find out. It's been set up by the Lancet using data from the UK Biobank, and gives you an indication of how likely you are to die in the next 5 years. It's only for people 40-70 (I'm 40 this year so just told it I was 40), and the results are: Ubble age - 28 Chance of dying in next 5 years - 0.4% As expected, I am practically invincible over the next 5 years, at least. Go here: http://www.ubble.co.uk/ And click on Risk Calculator and answer the questions. I don'#t obey rules, so I took it anyway. 1. Your Ubble age is 28 years (22 to 33 years)This means that your risk of dying in the next five years is equivalent to the average risk for men aged 28 in the UK. How is the Ubble age calculated? 2. Your five-year risk of dying is 0.4%This means that, out of 100 men aged 40 years with similar answers, more than 99 will survive and less than 1 will die over the next 5 years. Stick that up yer poopah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46022 Posted June 4, 2015 Author Share Posted June 4, 2015 Bad news for brevity fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 I was completely equipped to impregnate women at the age of 10 too, so the biology checks out. That's just wrong. 30 and 0.2% for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46022 Posted June 4, 2015 Author Share Posted June 4, 2015 Are women allowed to take this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Fuck off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31195 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Well that's a relief 1. Your Ubble age is 28 years (19 to 33 years)This means that your risk of dying in the next five years is equivalent to the average risk for men aged 28 in the UK. How is the Ubble age calculated? 2. Your five-year risk of dying is 0.4%This means that, out of 100 men aged 40 years with similar answers, more than 99 will survive and less than 1 will die over the next 5 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Bad news for brevity fans. #pompous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22143 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 four years till i can fill that in you old gits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 four years till i can fill that in you old gits. Or you could just fill it in anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1260 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 30 and .5% for me. Can't properly take the test for years yet though. Of course while asking how often you smoke it doesn't ask how many pints you have or how often you stick £20 up your nose in the toilets of some bar so it doesn't seem the most worthwhile test to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14047 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 I'm 24 and it basically said I'll never die. Pleased with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Or you could just fill it in anyway? Me too, but still... 1. Your Ubble age is 34 years (30 to 38 years) 2. Your five-year risk of dying is 0.6% Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Me too, but still... 1. Your Ubble age is 34 years (30 to 38 years) 2. Your five-year risk of dying is 0.6% That surprises me, dunno why, but had you pegged as a Healthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Smoked daily in my 20s and still do on match days. Surprised it doesn't ask about drinking habits mind, I've cut that right down too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43063 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Well, I've enjoyed my time on here. Goodbye, fuckers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 Smoked daily in my 20s and still do on match days. Surprised it doesn't ask about drinking habits mind, I've cut that right down too. Smoked occasionally growing up and still have the odd cigarette when I'm out. Should have asked about weight, drink and whether or not you juggle live cobras, mind you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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